Formerly based in Mexico, the Cholo's guild has jumped over the bor-
Arrived in America.
We are recruiting knights of all tiers.
If you wish to join, please answer the following questions:
1. Do you have experience with drugs?
2. Have you ever shot a gun?
3. [Removed by site administrator]

If you wish to join please contact Sketman
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Meet Sketman, recruit:
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will recruit you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. The storm that recruits the pathetic little thing you call your knight. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can recruit you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my nose. Not only am I extensively trained in being stupid, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Stranger Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to recruit you off the face of the continent. I will poop burritos all over you and you will drown in it. You're a recruit now, kiddo.