Okay, over the year. 1,0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 threads are necro'ed. So I, Spold McTheGuyWhoStopsThreadsFromBeingNecro'ed have made up a couple of things to stop thread necroing.

First off a song:

Which is a parody of this.

Here are the lyrics:

Some nooby came to our forums and posted to this old thead...
His vision must of been kinda numb and he figured out the problem when people started to come.
In just within seconds, he thought that he was dead...
He kept on running and kept on running.
But he came back in saw something stunnin'.
He knew the word to use for posting to threads that are done.
Started with an N and it didn't sound fun.
So many threads were produced
From pets, Super Brawl, and converting heat!
He never used the search bar to see!
Similar threads that were very old.
So that caused him to start a necro!
Hey now, you're a necromancer!
Go log on.
Go post!
Hey now, can you notice?
The date of this thread.
It's so old!
YEAH, this thread is very old..... why did you have to start a necro
Yeah, I couldn't think of anymore so I'm stopping there. I know it's horrid but those are the best rhymes I can make.

Commercial:
Johnny: Hey Henry, LOOK AT THE DATE OF THIS POST!
Henry: No way... I'm gonna post to it.
Johnny: dude, you'll just start a necro...
Henry: A nec-what?
Johnny: A necro is when you reply to an old dead thread.
It'll just start making the thread spam on the front page.
Henry: Wow, Johnny, I haven't thought about that. THANKS!

Slogan: Leave the threads old, and don't cause a necro!

The end.

You're probably saying "Spold, you must've been really bored to have done this."

I WAS OVERLY BORED. I WAS SO BORED THAT I WAS GONNA PLAY BASEBALL WITH A HAMSTER.