(FANFIC) How Black Kats are made

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It was a bright and shiny day in Haven. Knights were everywhere, talking, bidding, buying, just doing stuff. One knight, however, sat in a dark corner by the Arcade. Countless knights passesd him without saying a word. Then, one oddly dressed knight walked up to him.
Then it all went black.
Later...
The knight awoke on a table made out of some kind of rare material. Kats wearing goggles surrounded him. The room was a plain white, and some other kats were wearing little lab coats. The knight then tried to lift his hands, and saw that he had no hands. When he leaned forward a little bit, he could see a pink body. Then a kat with goggles put a mask on him,and he fell back asleep.
The knight then woke up again in a glowing blue chamber. He looked out of some glass and saw that he looked like a kat, except he had a growing black spot on him, and one of his eyes was a deep purple. A kat stopped at his facility door, and walked in. The knight saw that the kat had a large table with tons of pills and medications lined up on it. The kat wore a shirt with a black spot on it, and told him, "You are Test Subject 108-763. You are our 31st Black Kat in production. You will stay in this chamber for 4 months until the transformation process is complete, then be properly trained and sent out to battle. I am your handler, Dr.Gato. Any questions?". The ex-knight turned blue and fell to the ground. "Oh no, I think this one is having problems with the dark matter fusion in his DNA.", said Mr.Gato quietly. He then pushed a button and told kat guards to dispose of the body and to shut down the room for the moment. "Well, there's always next time."said Mr.Gato.
THE END

NO WHEN A MOMMY KAT AND A DADDY KAT LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH THEY EAT CAKE AND A BABY KAT FALLS OUT OF A TREE IN THE FRONT YARD!
Or my life is a lie....

Hmm... Ill consider this possible fact. No wonder kats like cake so much....

Lol, i just have to say this, Seatus's first comment is gold, it made me lol so much
MUST...KEEP...ALIVE!
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