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Which brandish should I shave my legs with?

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Thu, 05/30/2013 - 15:51
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

I'm currently thinking that glacius is the best, because it uses the power of technology to freeze the hairs before slicing them off, but then combuster also seems like a good option as it seers them off as it goes by, as does voltedge, which both makes all the hairs stick to it and stand on end.

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 16:52
#1
Saltyfruit's picture
Saltyfruit
Combuster all the way

As you mentioned it sears them off as you shave.

It does more than that though; it kills the hair follicles.
Ergo you only have to Combustershave once.

However you could also try Acheron?
I've heard it summons a horde of demonbarbers if you're into that sort of thing...

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 18:00
#2
Zeddy's picture
Zeddy

Have you considered Cautery Sword? Shave your legs with surgical precision!

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 18:39
#3
Bopp's picture
Bopp
charging?!

They're identical if you're not charging. Are you charging?!

Thu, 05/30/2013 - 21:46
#4
Misten's picture
Misten
Use sealed sword if your are

Use sealed sword if you are charging. Get a different experience every time you shaved.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 00:07
#5
Diamondshreddie's picture
Diamondshreddie
I mean...

You could always use arc-razor, for the most comfortably, gliding shave

almost feels like a passing breeze :3

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 04:08
#6
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar
Node 53120 is credit to team

Use a Graviton Vortex. Sucks the hair right off.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 04:20
#7
Sgt-Brownie's picture
Sgt-Brownie
Charge a Biohazard into your

Charge a Biohazard into your leg, then shoot again!
The results are so explosive and virulent you might wanna check your doctor to confirm all the hair is gone!

...And to check if you've really lost a leg and infected a whole body with explosives filled with highly virulent microbes.
Good job dummy!

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 13:04
#8
Geosmin's picture
Geosmin
W/HB

Cutter line offers the best results due to the multiple cuts. Don't use the D/VS types, though, they irritate the skin.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 16:14
#9
Heavy-Dragon's picture
Heavy-Dragon
Nightblade.

Also for your face. Makes your 5 o'clock shadow look cooler.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 17:20
#10
Krakob's picture
Krakob

I prefer using the smooth blade present on Valiance.

Fri, 05/31/2013 - 18:37
#11
Ninja-Gyles's picture
Ninja-Gyles
hmmm

i think you should just use a regular razor

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 01:12
#12
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

Acheron sounds like I'd injur myself with some kind of evil...

Cautery sword isn't strong enough to cut through hair...

I charge the brandishes a little bit when I shave, but not too much because I don't want to lose my legs...

The sealed sword is dull and receiving poison/stun in my legs is not only incredibly painful, but doesn't help get hair off...

The arc razor could legitimately be used to shave with lmao. I never thought of that, kudos to you noodlyboo.

The graviton vortex is like the acheron, but worse...

Biohazard would probably get most of the hair off, but I'm not sure I like the idea of being an amputee...

Wild hunting blade would probably bite my leg off.. but normal hunting blade... that would work. My leg hair is awfully beastly... as are the hairs elsewhere ;)

My face isn't usually too hairy... unless I'm around cats....

The blade on the end of valiance doesn't sound too bad, but I'd rather not risk accidentally shooting myself with a ping pong ball of light...

And ninja gyles is just boring.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 04:40
#13
Eclaium's picture
Eclaium

Glacius for summer!
Combuster for winter!
Voltedge for party!
Acheron for night!

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 10:22
#14
Gkku's picture
Gkku
"but I'm not sure I like the idea of being an amputee..."

Can say from my own experience that you should NOT use biohazard. This happened a year ago, and the lab guys said I'm out of luck until they find the sprites so I can get some help getting around.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 12:28
#15
Krakob's picture
Krakob
@Fehzor

Have you tried a pair of Scissor Blades for that other place? I'm assuming you're referring to the top of your head :3

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 15:10
#16
Zeddy's picture
Zeddy

What about Cold Iron Carver? Hair is not dead, yet not alive, so I think you should get a bonus against your hair. Not saying CIV, 'cause I think chains won't help much with anything.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 16:07
#17
Sukhi's picture
Sukhi
The WRH will literally blow

The WRH will literally blow your leg off.

Sat, 06/01/2013 - 16:34
#18
Krakob's picture
Krakob
@Sukhi

It'll just smash the user's legs to pieces. Not much of a sword, is it?

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 00:44
#19
Legend-Knight-Hadi's picture
Legend-Knight-Hadi
Use a calibur

Uwe a calibur. It has no risks.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 01:53
#20
Krakob's picture
Krakob
@Hadi

But where's the excitement in that? Where is the thrill in taking no risks when shaving?

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 02:16
#21
Misten's picture
Misten
Use Fang of Vog. Your have

Use Fang of Vog. Your have chances to shave your hand and legs at the same time.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 14:31
#22
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

This is literally the most hilarious thing I've seen all day.

Use...um...Troika?

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 17:18
#23
Troll-Lolo's picture
Troll-Lolo
Obviously

Obviously Triglav. Freezes the hairs and the flowing energy will whip them right off. No need of a sharp blade for it. Although, Wimillion has the sharpest blade so it would be riskier but more effective than Arc Razor.

Also this is Green-Twister for my Legoland bddies

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 18:57
#24
Viorayne's picture
Viorayne
A cursed shave

Want some Risk while Shaving?
Like living on the edge of your seat?

Shave with a Gran Faust today!

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 21:42
#25
Geosmin's picture
Geosmin
Arc Razor is one of those new

Arc Razor is one of those new electric types with the little spinning blades, right? I use one of those for my Human's face, (except for nose and ear hairs; Sudaruska for that) but never thought of trying it on its legs.

I know some peops like Iceburst for preventing burn when shaving too close, but using a Shivermist instead of the store-brand cream works much better in my experience.

Sun, 06/02/2013 - 22:15
#26
Doukutsu
Matrix shaving

Don't use swords or bombs. In the words of the Engineer,

"More gun."

Shoot off your hairs with an Argent Peacemaker for ultimate slow motion pew-pew peeeeeew
hair raising (and burning) action. Like in the matrix or something. It also feels like heaven.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 03:01
#27
Legend-Knight-Hadi's picture
Legend-Knight-Hadi
Use a Dagon scale shield

Use. Dragon scale shield as its spikes guarantee clean cuts.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 06:07
#28
Grittle's picture
Grittle
YYYYYAAAAAAAWWWWWNNNNNN All

YYYYYAAAAAAAWWWWWNNNNNN All these styles are to boring, what you really need for the sustainable woman/man is a Flamburge! cut your hair while also leaving a nice scent of cooked steak as you walk the streets, just don't go near dog pens.

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 07:11
#29
Zeddy's picture
Zeddy

I noticed that my legs are completely hair-free after spending all day planting Ash of Agni and running in the haze. Give it a try!

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 08:12
#30
Bopp's picture
Bopp
second try

Brandishes

are overused

Hammers

leave you

contused

No reason to

remain confused

Burma Shave

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 12:36
#31
Frosted-Flame's picture
Frosted-Flame
lol bopp

id say dont use any of them
this is wut you do: go and kick a slag. it instantly burns it off. this requires skill sooo...

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 18:24
#32
Troll-Lolo's picture
Troll-Lolo
Ooooor, have a trojan slice it off if ya don't like feet

and, you know, if you're into that kind of stuff...

Mon, 06/03/2013 - 19:07
#33
Coelydragon's picture
Coelydragon
Hmm...

Razor, Ninja-Gyles? Perhaps an Arc Razor.
Or you could go for Winmillion. I can see that.

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Mon, 06/03/2013 - 23:56
#34
Mishra's picture
Mishra
There is only one answer.

Clearly, there's only one tool suitable for shaving with. Take out your Callahan, and aim down your leg, making sure to -gently- graze the hairs with the fired slug.

Do you feel lucky, punk?

Tue, 06/04/2013 - 08:08
#35
Ninja-Gyles's picture
Ninja-Gyles
Well...

you could just use a REGULAR razor-it is practical and affordable. Don't waste you precious CE.Or you,could use that "no-no" thing

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 18:52
#36
Validous's picture
Validous
Try a Static Edge (shock

Try a Static Edge (shock makes hair stand up, easier to cut), it's safer than both the Shocking Edge (only one side, not as likely to cut skin) and the Voltedge (no need to risk charging.)
Or, you could take the easy route and use the Wrench Wand to cast Ember Bolt on your leg and burn all those hairs off.

Thu, 06/06/2013 - 00:22
#37
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

I wonder what Eurydice uses...

Maybe she bans the hair...

Thu, 06/06/2013 - 06:58
#38
Gent-Soopakoopa's picture
Gent-Soopakoopa
Divine Avenger

Because leg hair is fiendish.

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