Narrator: One day, after eating a nutritious breakfast in his ready room, a young knight decided to see what was going on in Haven.
Knight: What a beautiful day!

The knight heard the other knights of Haven chanting one word...

Knights of Haven: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Narrator: The knight wondered what was going on so he went down to the auction area.

There he saw... two knights dueling while a bunch of knights circled around them.

Knight: *GASP*! He shouted, and he got everything to stop.
Knight: Why must you fight on this glorious day!? Violence is never the answer!
Dueling Knight 1: We're just doing this for fun.
Dueling Knight 2: Yeah, it's not like we're going to kill each other.
Dueling Knight 1: How are you a pacifist anyway if you have to deal with creatures in the Clockworks.

*Flashback of him going against a gremlin that he made cry*
Knight: Why must you fight? Why can't we handle this like civilized beings?
Gremlin cries...
Gremlin: It's just that I'm lonely, and I have nothing else to do besides disturbing you knights.
Knight: *Pats him on the back.* There, there. I'll be your friend!
Gremlin: Really?
Knight: Yeah!
Narrator: The gremlin and the knight hug...
*Flashback ends*

Dueling Knight 2: That's such a sad story... *while he was teary eyed*
Narrator: After the dueling knights got distracted by his story, they noticed that their Final Flourishes were stolen. They notice that the knight takes them.
Dueling Knight 2: Whatever, we can just fist fight!
Narrator: The knight sees them before he can get home.
Knight: Why are you still fighting!?
Dueling Knight 1: For fun! You stole our swords so we have to use our fist, and you can't steal hands.
Narrator: The knight took both of their two hands as well, and he rushes home. After that, the dueling knights still hit each other with their arms. The knight notices them again.
Member of the Crowd: Can you stop interrupting the fight!?
Knight: No. I can't let this go on.
Narrator: He then removes their arms, and he rushes home. After that, the dueling knights hit each other with their feet. The knight notices them again.
Member of the Crowd: Can you PLEASE stop interrupting!?
Knight:No!
Narrator: He then removes the dueling knights' feet, and he rushes home. After that, the dueling knights hit each other with their legs. The knight notices them again.
Member of the Crowd: I beg you to stop interrupting the fight...
Knight: I don't like fighting!
Narrator: He then removes their legs, and he rushes home. After that, the dueling knights start bumping each other with their heads. The knight notices them again.
Member of the Crowd: I'll give you whatever you want if you don't interrupt the fight anymore!
Knight: I don't care. The only thing I want is peace!
Narrator: He then removes their heads, and he rushes home. After that, the dueling knights hop with their bodies to bump each other. The knight notices them again.
Member of the Crowd: That's it! I'm getting imperative! DON'T INTERRUPT THIS FIGHT!
Knight: This will be the last time.
Narrator: He then removes their mist tanks from their bodies, and he breaks them. After that, the dueling knights stop. They can't function with broken mist tanks.
Member of the Crowd 2: You call yourself a pacifist! You destroyed their mist tank! That's KILLING them! The only way they can come back to life if we get two people to donate them functional mist tanks! You fail at pacifism. Thanks a lot for making "peace".
Narrator: Everyone in the crowd starts to walk away, but the knight says...
Knight: I'll donate my mist tank!
Member of the Crowd: How? You only have one mist tank in your body!
Knight: I have one that I've been saving for a very special occasion.
Member of the Crowd: You'll die if you lose your mist tank!
Knight: I don't care. I ruined two bodies, and I have to fix it.
Stranger: Calm down. This young lad is saving lives, I can give him an extra mist tank.
Narrator: The operation is performed, and the knight decides to let them have fun.
Knight: I'm too pacifistic. They can fight. They won't kill each other, and it's just for fun! It's not conflict. Good luck to each of you with your duels!
Dueling Knights 1 & 2: Thanks!

The end.