Nonna is a fraud!
Mi, 08/28/2013 - 14:27
Nonna is an evil fraud! She kidnaps innocent baby monsters from peaceful monsters, puts them in cheap pouches, and then sells them for ridiculous prices, resulting in her making tons of money so she can just go and spend it all on a vacation and luxury, while the mothers and fathers of the babys cry! Then, she kidnaps more and sells them when she runs out of money! This is an outrage! I demand we bring Nonna to the Spiral Court and have her tried!
-Archemiday
Edit : (Obviously a joke thread :l)
Mi, 08/28/2013 - 15:00
#2
@Spiruy
Y-you're joking, right? Please tell me you're joking.
Anyways, I think that it's a little of both, after all, where else would she get all those things from, a personal assistant, those luxury clothes, all those pockets...
Mi, 08/28/2013 - 16:23
#3
We kill monsters
We kill monsters parents
Nonna saves children from us
Nonna sells children to us.
At which point was this a good idea?
Mi, 08/28/2013 - 17:20
#4
Uhhh
If you think it about it, it's the monsters' fault for giving birth and then attacking us, we weren't gonna hurt'em, but noooo they can just materialize in a puff of smoke and begin assaulting us :C
Do, 08/29/2013 - 04:01
#5
Tell you what
Only the most evil Knights kill love pups and mewkats, as Mewkats don't attack us and love puppies shoot hearts at us instead of bullets. Only the Chroma Whelps (tier 1 chromalisks) attack us.
Do, 08/29/2013 - 10:32
#6
Huh...
Whenever I meet a Mewkat, Love Puppy, or Whelp, I always end up in a Party-Battle Room... [For the lack of a better name for those party buttons you press on]
Do, 08/29/2013 - 17:35
#7
@Powpowpowpowpowpow
I kill mewkats and love puppies without a single thought. Always treat them the same as other monstors. They also rare items so I always kill them for the chance. I'm a greedy person.
Mo, 09/02/2013 - 13:31
#8
Soul you heartless jelly. </3
Chroma Whelps are just creepy. I kill them.
I don't kill mewkats, they just die a few seconds after spawning and drop lewts, that's all.
I only kill Love Puppies after everything else has died, because they heal me. <3
Mo, 09/02/2013 - 13:50
#9
Why does everyone kill my friends :(
STOP KILLING LOVE PUPPY'S!!!
Mo, 09/02/2013 - 14:14
#10
lol
lol
Mo, 09/02/2013 - 14:59
#11
:D
I snuggle with love puppies, give mewkatz bewy wubs, and EAT IMPOSTACUBES for the chance that they may drop toupes
Mo, 09/02/2013 - 18:44
#12
Sorry creeper, but they only
Sorry creeper, but they only appear at monster gates so I have to kill them :(
Di, 09/03/2013 - 08:18
#13
Lol
I kill Chroma Whelps without a thought (they can attack, so they are a threat, but they are tier 1) just because they are rather common. Well, in T1 anyway.
I only kill Mewkats if I have to. As well, I recently saw a Mewkat doing TEaL when on my secondary. Sadly, a sadist was in my party, and he killed it. But it made no change, it was in a battle room.
I only kill Love Puppies if I have to. As well, I once saw a LP when I didn't have to kill it. I just sat next to it, until some noob squire (it was Squire mission after all) thought that all GHun Puppies were the same - threats. So he killed it.
Di, 09/03/2013 - 16:24
#14
"they can attack, so they are a threat"
Love puppies are a threat then, they can attack too
(btw not everyone knows that TEaL is Time Enough at Last. Please don't use such cryptic abbreviations next time.)
Mi, 09/04/2013 - 12:22
#15
But
I consider 'attacks' as abilities dealing damage. For example, a Greaver's swipe.
Love puppy hearts are regarded by me as 'support powers' like a Mender's wand and a Toxilargo's smog.
And things like Margrel's Black Kat spamare regarded by me as 'spawning'
Mi, 09/04/2013 - 14:44
#16
Support powers have white telegraphs
Love puppy does elemental. Healing. It passes through your shield, too.
Sa, 09/14/2013 - 04:55
#17
Lol
Elemental healing? Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Incorrect, Nonna saved all the baby monster because we killed their parents.