The Vending Machine V2
Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:03
#52
Out comes an -
I insert a yellow baseball cap.
Tue, 09/09/2014 - 13:23
#53
You get
Some blue golf shoes!
I insert a baby
Thu, 09/11/2014 - 14:41
#54
You get a police force to arrest you.
I insert a tank of overdrive energy.
Sat, 09/13/2014 - 07:58
#55
The machine gets up and runs
The machine gets up and runs away.
Since I can't insert anything into the machine, I insert the heel of my foot into Egpnd's sternum.
Sat, 09/20/2014 - 07:33
#56
Hmm. I like this road. It seems to have a... food motif.
You get a critical hit, and shout "Time to tip the scales!"
I insert the most standoffish NPCs ever.
Sat, 09/20/2014 - 14:44
#57
The machine unloads its game
The machine unloads its game gold on you.
I insert a used tea bag.
Mon, 09/22/2014 - 15:48
#58
Hmm. I like this road. It seems to have a... food motif.
You get a bucket of water, which is the most useful item in the game.
I insert a Titanic game where you punch rats.
Tue, 09/23/2014 - 10:13
#59
You receive TITENIC SUPER ICEBERG FIST SMACK EDITION
I insert a wrench wand.
Tue, 09/23/2014 - 12:30
#60
You get Richard the Warlock
I
You get Richard the Warlock
I insert a Warp star.
Thu, 09/25/2014 - 19:11
#61
You get...
Kabu!
I insert a PB&J Sammich.
Sun, 09/28/2014 - 04:14
#62
You get egg salad.
I insert
You get egg salad.
I insert the bulldog hood ornament I took off a mack truck in a rest stop.
Mon, 09/29/2014 - 15:14
#63
You get a mack truck.I
You get Your mom.
I insert a potato.
Mon, 09/29/2014 - 18:18
#64
You get...
PotaDoS. Just remember to land on one foot!
I insert a portal gun.
Fri, 10/03/2014 - 06:11
#65
Hmm. I like this road. It seems to have a... food motif.
You get a death spike to put in your house.
I insert a forged Bronze Axe named "Science".
Sun, 10/05/2014 - 16:49
#66
Science is accepted.
You get Zangetsu (Bleach (an anime) reference)
I insert Shrek.
Tue, 10/07/2014 - 06:55
#67
You get attacked by some kids
You get attacked by some kids mom.
I insert that lady.
Tue, 10/07/2014 - 17:16
#68
NO
A meteor can be seen in the distance.
I insert lamnoone.
Tue, 10/07/2014 - 17:20
#69
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!
You get nothing, because you inserted no one
I insert the alien Candy Cane with dual miniguns
Fri, 10/10/2014 - 18:57
#70
You get...
A gingerbread man riddled with bullet holes.
I insert a puppy
Sat, 10/11/2014 - 09:29
#71
Settle it IN SMASH!
You get a BACK SLASH!
I insert a Super Scope, because I'm really feeling it!
Sun, 10/19/2014 - 16:25
#72
You get a good view into a
You get a good view into a podiatrist's office.
I insert a map of an unnamed island.
Sat, 10/25/2014 - 13:45
#73
You get a note saying: You got a map of Cthulu's home island and you wasted it on this note. You should be ashamed of yourself.
I insert Gannondorf. (Whoever doesn't know who that is, you should play one of the Legend of Zelda games.)
Sun, 10/26/2014 - 13:21
#74
You get the trifoce of
You get the trifoce of power.
I insert my computer lag.
Sun, 10/26/2014 - 13:26
#75
Insert a quarter here
You get SK gunner update
I insert mother nature
Sun, 10/26/2014 - 14:02
#76
You get Confession thread.
I
You get Confession thread.
I insert the spiral knight suggestion forum.
Sun, 10/26/2014 - 15:18
#77
You get a Triforce.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have the power of the one I have, and it's made of plastic, so it has the power of a plastic child's toy. Sorry if I got you all excited there until you read this part.
I insert the confession thread Midnight got.
Sun, 10/26/2014 - 19:09
#78
You asked for it
You get Midnight's Master piece
I insert life fiber
Mon, 10/27/2014 - 04:32
#79
You get...
File Liber... wait what???
I insert a question mark.
Mon, 10/27/2014 - 14:13
#80
All hail the cookies
You get Interrobang ! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang
I insert the dark harvest.
Mon, 10/27/2014 - 14:51
#81
SANDVICH!
You get pumpkin guts.
I insert POOTIS!
Mon, 10/27/2014 - 15:08
#82
You get Tf2 crossovered whit
You get Tf2 crossovered whit Attack On Titan.
I insert Missingno.
Mon, 10/27/2014 - 18:49
#83
Uh no not again...
*Speakers crackle* Nuclear reactor cooling system malfunction! Explosion imminent! Evacuate plant! Evacuate plant!
RUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!
(P.S. You get the apocalypse)
I insert a new machine, as the old one was destroyed.
Wed, 10/29/2014 - 13:45
#84
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
yout get a celestial shield for tour good deed
I put in the materials that should make a mixmaster if they were craftable
Thu, 10/30/2014 - 16:50
#85
All hail the cookies.
You get a mastermix.
I insert (Insert unfunny joke here)
Fri, 10/31/2014 - 04:07
#86
Oh you silly VM
You get a book of knock-knock jokes.
I insert a goldfish.
Fri, 10/31/2014 - 06:20
#87
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
you get a shark
I insert a question
"wtf is a mastermix?"
Fri, 10/31/2014 - 19:05
#88
You get...
A punch to the face and a note dispensed from the machine that says, "Shoulda had a V8"
I insert a shadow key with a note that says, ples sumun find mah key, dis is da prize...
Sat, 11/01/2014 - 10:24
#89
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
you get to escape your box and become a greaver
I put in a mastermix
Sat, 11/01/2014 - 11:18
#90
All hail the cookies.
You get laser.
I insert and Owlite.
Sun, 11/02/2014 - 16:00
#91
Oh you silly VM
You get Sam Wilson (the Falcon) saying thank you for returning his... cup.
I insert Nick Fury's hidden eye.
Mon, 11/03/2014 - 05:47
#92
You get...
I insert a pancake
Mon, 11/03/2014 - 12:29
#93
French Artillery
You get French toast
I insert a 12-pound cannonball
Mon, 11/03/2014 - 12:37
#94
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
you get cannons to fire it-oh wait
I insert laser
Wed, 11/05/2014 - 12:25
#95
You get a broken machine.
I place down a new machine and insert a dream.
Wed, 11/05/2014 - 12:46
#96
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
you get a slap in the face from reality
I insert a broken machine
Wed, 11/05/2014 - 14:09
#97
You Get!
A fixed human!
I insert a scalpel.
Thu, 11/06/2014 - 04:57
#98
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
you get a spare kidney
I insert a fixed human
Tue, 11/18/2014 - 17:56
#99
You get a giant plush Ebola
You get a giant plush Ebola virus.
I insert hugs.
Wed, 11/19/2014 - 11:56
#100
You get a giant dinosaur to eat your face off.
I insert the note that this is post 100.
You get the Zelda CD-i games. Crappy as buck.
I insert an _