Spiral Knights - The 12 days of Spiral Knights song that is probally not original.

The 12 days of Spiral Knights song that is probally not original.

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Sun, 12/01/2013 - 10:23

Pipipipipi

Christmas is coming up (well, not that close but it is at least December) and I want to make something for it, but I'm lazy and am going to make a 12 Days of Christmas parody. :P

On my first day of Spiral Knights, Nick gave to me,
a truckload of radiant crystals! (yay, Nick's so kind!)

On my second day of Spiral Knights, Nick gave to me,
two rabid snarbys,
and a truckload of radiant crystals!

On my third day of Spiral Knights, Nick gave to me,
three battle sprites,
two rabid snarbys,
and a truckload of radiant crystals!

On my forth day of Spiral Knights, Nick gave to me,
four proto shields,
three battle sprites,
two rabid snarbys,
and a truckload of radiant crystals!

On my fifth day of Spiral Knights, Nick gave to me,
five divine avengers,
four proto shields,
three battle sprites,
two rabid snarbys,
and a truckload of radiant crystals!

On my sixth day of Spiral Knights, Nick gave to me,
six striking strikers,
five divine avengers,
four proto shields,
three battle sprites,
two rabid snarbys,
and a truckload of radiant crystals!

On my seventh day of Spiral Knights, Nick gave to me,
seven jelly gems,
six striking strikers,
five divine avengers,
four proto shields,
three battle sprites,
two rabid snarbys,
and a truckload of radiant crystals!

On my eighth day of Spiral Knights, Nick gave to me,
eight orbs of alchemy,
seven jelly gems,
six striking strikers,
five divine avengers,
four proto shields,
three battle sprites,
two rabid snarbys,
and a truckload of radiant crystals!

On my ninth day of Spiral Knights, Nick gave to me,
nine glopping jellys,
eight orbs of alchemy,
seven jelly gems,
six striking strikers,
five divine avengers,
four proto shields,
three battle sprites,
two rabid snarbys,
and a truckload of radiant crystals!

On my tenth day of Spiral Knights, Nick gave to me,
ten Roarmulus Twins, (why?)
nine glopping jellys,
eight orbs of alchemy,
seven jelly gems,
six striking strikers,
five divine avengers,
four proto shields,
three battle sprites,
two rabid Snarbys,
and a truckload of radiant crystals!

On my eleventh day of Spiral Knights, Nick gave to me,
eleven working devilites,
ten Roarmulus Twins,
nine glopping jellys,
eight orbs of alchemy,
seven jelly gems,
six striking strikers,
five divine avengers,
four proto shields,
three battle sprites,
two rabid Snarbys,
and a truckload of radiant crystals!

On my twelfth day of Spiral Knights, Nick gave to me,
twelve floating mewkats,
eleven working devilites,
ten Roarmulus Twins,
nine glopping jellys,
eight orbs of alchemy,
seven jelly gems,
six striking strikers,
five divine avengers,
four proto shields,
three battle sprites,
two rabid Snarbys,
and a truckload of radiant crystals!

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 18:38

Rickdaflamer

Good job, but one mistake.

That was quite a very good song! Liked it a lot, but you made one mistake. You typed the seventh day of Spiral Knights 2 times already, if you didn't notice. But besides that, you put quite a lot of work into it. Must've taken you a lot of time to think of what you'd write. :3

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 18:45

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Thank you, let me just go fix that, and no, it didn't take that long to make or take that long to think of what to write.

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 19:16

Dermog

I like my poker. Don't judge me.

*Cuts off thumb* Here Pi! Have the Thumb of Approval! :D

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 19:47

Autofire

You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

@Dermog

I second that.

@Pi (x5...yumyum)

*claps* Take a Vega claw! (Don't ask where it came from.)

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 20:09

Isekuube

Derp. :3

Everybody liked it, well, my opinion is simply it could be better. :3

Don't get me wrong, but when I sung it out loud, it was kind of a stretch to get the syllabifying (that is actually a real word, it came up on autocorrect. :o) to work.

First Issue

A partridge in a pear tree. (Seven Sylables)
A truckload of radiant crystals. (Nine Sylables)

This could be changed to "A truckload of fire crystals!" (Seven)
~

Second Issues

Five Golden Riiiiings! (Four)
Five Divine Avengers! (Six)

This could simply be changed to "Five Avengers!" or "Five Golden Crowns!"
~

You see how it goes. Friendly advice from me to you. :3 But, overall, I like the concept of the entire thing and I think this could make an excellent in-game meet up.

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 20:01

Autofire

You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

Ah, it read well, but I didn't try to sing it...

I would suggest "Five Golden Crowns!" instead of coins

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 20:09

Isekuube

Derp. :3

Err. I put crowns. Wat you talkin' bout? :P

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 20:32

Sandwich-Potato

Exactly, Isekuube.

Here's my poor version:

On the first day of SK, the GM's gave to me
A really angry Bitsbee.

{OHGODRUN-}

On the second day of SK, the GM's gave to me
Two Tortodrones
And a really angry Bitsbee.

{WHYYY}

On the third day of SK, the GM's gave to me
Three giant Slooms
Two Tortodrones
And a really angry Bitsbee.

{IS ANYONE OUT THErreee...zzzz}

[BOOM]

{zzz...ow...zzzz}

On the fourth day of SK, the GM's gave to me
Four water orbs
Three giant Slooms
Two Tortodrones
And a really angry Bitsbee.

{zzz...how are they making so many Bitsbee's...}

On the fifth day of SK, the GM's gave to me
Five golden crowns
Four water orbs
Three giant Slooms
Two Tortodrones
And a really angry Bitsbee.

{At least...got sum $$$...}

On the sixth day of SK, the GM's gave to me
Six pads-a-healing
Five golden crowns
Four water orbs
Three giant Slooms
Two Tortodrones
And a really angry Bitsbee.

{Least won't die...zzz...OW...zzz}

On the seventh day of SK, the GM's gave to me
Seven bombs exploding
Six pads-a-healing
Five golden crowns
Four water orbs
Three giant Slooms
Two Tortodrones
And a really angry Bitsbee.

{Huff-puff. Scratch that not dying parAHHHzzz....}

On the eighth day of SK, the GM's gave to me
Eight trolls-a-er, trolling
Seven bombs exploding
Six pads-a-healing
Five golden crowns
Four water orbs
Three giant Slooms
Two Tortodrones
And a really angry Bitsbee.

[FLAMETROLLUSUCK]

{WHYYYzzzBOOMWHYYYzzzBOOM}

On the ninth day of SK, the GM's gave to me
Nine recons-a-scouting
Eight trolls-a-er, trolling
Seven bombs exploding
Six pads-a-healing
Five golden crowns
Four water orbs
Three giant Slooms
Two Tortodrones
And a really angry Bitsbee.

[FLAMETROLzzzBOOMFLAME]

(Recon Knights Rhendons 1-9 reporzzz...)

{CAN SOMEONE HAALP MEH?}

On the tenth day of SK, the GM's gave to me
Ten Sprites-a-helping
Nine recons-a-scouting
Eight trolls-a-er, trolling
Seven bombs exploding
Six pads-a-healing
Five golden crowns
Four water orbs
Three giant Slooms
Two Tortodrones
And a really angry Bitsbee.

[TROLLFLAMEWHEREUGETDATPET]

(I'll call this a Drakon, and that a ZZzzzz)

{What kind of name iszzzzz}

|*Battlespritecombatsounds*|

On the eleventh day of SK, the GM's gave to me
Eleven Yesmen's cheering
Ten Sprites-a-helping
Nine recons-a-scouting
Eight trolls-a-er, trolling
Seven bombs exploding
Six pads-a-healing
Five golden crowns
Four water orbs
Three giant Slooms
Two Tortodrones
And a really angry Bitsbee.

[OMGIFUDON'TGIMMEDATPETIQUITDISGAME]

(This is...*yawn*...Seraphin....zzz)

{Spritesszzzz...attazzzckzzz...}

|*Moreexplosionsandlasersandstuff*|

\Yeah! Woohoo! You rock!/

On the twelfth day of SK, the GM's gave to me
Twelve Luguiru's mocking
Eleven Yesmen's cheering
Ten Sprites-a-helping
Nine recons-a-scouting
Eight trolls-a-er, trolling
Seven bombs exploding
Six pads-a-healing
Five golden crowns
Four water orbs
Three giant Slooms
Two Tortodrones
And a really angry Bitsbee.

[OMGILIKEWANTA6*WEAPONNAO]

~*Luguirusuperlongmockingrant*~

(That'll be a Maszzzkeraithzzzz)

{THISISWORSETHANBITSBEESSSZZZZ}

|*Evenmoreexplosionsandstuff*|

\Go go go! You're awesome, dude! You're amazing!/

...That sucked.

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 20:44

Isekuube

Derp. :3

@Sammich-Glados Again. The syllables were off on more than one of them. :3

Sun, 12/01/2013 - 21:17

#10

Sandwich-Potato

Yes yes I know.

I slapped the thing together in 10 minutes though, so cut me some slack. >:3

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 12:56

#11

Dermog

I like my poker. Don't judge me.

Laughed so hard when I read the first one.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:03

#12

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

@Dermog umm, no thanks, I don't need your thumb.

@Isekuube of course the syllables are off, have you ever heard a parady where no syllables are diffrent from the origional?

@Sandwich Lolz, not the Bitsbees!

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:39

#13

Skayeth

Oh my goawd! That isn't Jessica is it? OHMYGAWD!

The Bitsbee. That is the scariest thing I ever heard. I'm gonna hide in a corner and kill myself now.

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:48

#14

Isekuube

Derp. :3

Well. I mean, at least most of them almost fit. :3

But the idea of a parody is to get the closest possible, I was only trying to help. :c

Mon, 12/02/2013 - 16:52

#15

Pipipipipi

The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

I think it is fine as it is :3

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