Every single time I play SK
Frustrated so much I'm frothing
All I have to say
Is that I'm the Lord of Nothing

Every single time I die
In Lockdown or under Vanaduke's eyes
I turn to the nearest player
and ask stupidly for a revive

And now I'm so poor
I'm not really something
In Lockdown
I'm known as the Lord of Nothing

Every single time
The Black Kat event appears
I don't spend my time farming
And later on it's a slap to my rear

I really suck at Shadow Lairs
I really suck at farming
I really suck at being fair
I'm the ultimate Lord of Nothing

I'm not really social
I can even chase away Solotron
I'm really bad at my vocals
No one I am fond.

Now you see
Why they call me
I am silently sinking
For I'm the Lord of Nothing.