I stole the cookie game
Sun, 01/04/2015 - 19:08
#302
Pow! Pow! Shoot 'em in the head.
I shove the papaya in a blender and make a smoothie. I taste it and spit it out. YUCK!!! I see the cookie the papaya dropped on the floor. My mouth drools as my teeth near it's tasty, soft goodness.
Mon, 01/05/2015 - 07:49
#303
HOLD IT!
The ban stick isn't a super weapon. And I wouldn't have broken rule 5 if someone hadn't broken it with MY claim.
Thus, the judge declares me not guilty.
I quickly rush in and grab the cookie before it can touch the drool of the knight in diapers. I then put it up high so that the little knight in diapers can't reach it. 'Cookies aren't for babies,' I tell the knight in diapers as I perform a dark ritual, summoning Margrel.
(Just for the record, Margrel will be one of my characters for the rest of the time I post on this thread. And I get the award for best post ending phrase of 2015. kthxbai)
Mon, 01/05/2015 - 10:14
#304
A decition has been made.
You are all breaking the rules and have been for some time. This is a fun game where you hit or attack the last poster to steal the cookie. That implies the last poster WILL lose the cookie. But some refused to be beat. They nuked, doubled nuked, defended self from the nukes/super powers, they fortified their super nuke resistant forts. They masked, cloned, plasticized and disguised the cookie to not let it go. Fights and arguments filled page after page. I keep feeling as if I was being pulled back in to referee and put the tread back on track. Often people spammed the thread having so much disrespect for it. I was messaged in game over it many times. It got ugly. Those playing the game at that time got together and, for the first time ever, established rules for the game. They were intended on keeping the peace. One of those rules was no arguing over one's claim to the cookie or the rules of the game, "same as before". No nukes/superpowers. No spamming the thread, right Pi? Kip and Pi know these rules and their intent. "To play well together."
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/33397?page=41
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/33397?page=42
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/33397?page=43
Mon, 01/05/2015 - 11:49
#305
Bùyào shuāngchóng báichī(Trans: Random words)
Then stop whining about It and play the game. And besides, those were the earlier part of the game. So stop complaining about the past.
So anyway I take the cookie and run off!!!
Mon, 01/05/2015 - 13:20
#306
Well this problem isn't going to solve Itself!
I jump on the Drone's back, and take the cookie! Then I hid behind a rock!
Mon, 01/05/2015 - 15:46
#307
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!
The rock suddenly turns towards Saphire-Princess and says, "Hi there." This causes you to become so surprised that you drop the cookie on the ground and into my hands. I run off while you're distracted with the talking rocks.
@Iamnoone Please, please don't remind me of past me. Past me is a terrible person.
Mon, 01/05/2015 - 16:21
#308
0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of you actually know my point. I guess I'll start over with my character. If you take the mind to know that the Ban Stick isn't really THAT much of a super weapon. Otherwise, off goes this thread, into the graveyard for eternity.
I remind Pi of Past Pi and he drops the cookie, right into my hand. I grab a Ban Stick to whack anyone who's going to steal my pants(Because why. Really. WHY.) and head off to some random fortress and hide in some random set of vents.
Since I know the vent system there, I can escape at will, even if it does mean leaving the cookie behind.
Mon, 01/05/2015 - 22:29
#309
I spy Pi running through a thick forest and suddenly a little panda cub, me, comes flying out of the trees and bites your hand. You drop the cookie in shock and I scurry away before you can recover!
(has no idea what she's doing)
Tue, 01/06/2015 - 06:04
#310
The papaya is very confused
((We seem to be skipping/ignoring a lot of posts :/))
I throw myself at Pandafishie, and while she(he?) is clearing papaya guck out of her(his?) face, I steal the cookie and run away.
Tue, 01/06/2015 - 12:19
#311
moo
I take the cookie from Xxpapaya
Tue, 01/06/2015 - 20:32
#312
Yes, Panda is a girl. >_<
Panda uses Flamethrower on Leafblader!
It's super effective!
Leafblader has fainted!
aaandd once again, Panda steals the cookie and prances away.
Wed, 01/07/2015 - 12:08
#313
@Panda oh ya don't say?
I steal the cookie and throw It Into the lake.
Wed, 01/07/2015 - 17:35
#314
A Zora(me) comes along and gracefully(not really) dives to the bottom of the lake. Once I am sitting on the lake 'floor'(because there's an ocean floor), I pick up the cookie. I then come back up and walk away.
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 06:01
#315
The papaya giggles
I burn Tender-Footmender's tender feet, and steal the cookie.
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 06:44
#316
But what you don't know...
I put on a Goron mask and start rolling along behind Xxpapaya. Spikes pop out of my back. I have terribly bad aim when in goron form, so I run into a wall. I put on Majora's Mask and turn Xxpapaya into a Deku Scrub. Then, I call the moon down. Xxpapaya has to stop the moon in 3 days. If s/he does, s/he keeps the cookie. If s/he doesn't, s/he gets crushed under the moon, along with a bunch of other people in Clocktown. This requires a great deal of work, but is still possible.
Note: This may be the only exception to rule #5.(And please pardon the masks, at least they can be stopped)
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:37
#317
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!
I get on a rocket and fly to the moon in order to stop it, but then I notice what the moon is actually made of. Who cares about cookies? This place is cheese heaven! All this cheese is much better than cookies, I'm going to steal this instead.
I take the moon and run off.
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:44
#318
100 Majora's Mask moons surround you for stealing the moon. You cannot stop them. You are ultimately crushed, and inside that moon was the cookie. The moon gives me the cookie for saving it, and I run back to the moon that was previously crashing down and set things right(again using Majora's Mask, only resistant to its mind-corrupting power) and run back to Hyrule to use Majora's Mask to curse Gannondork(he's a dork, he deserves that nickname) and run into Hyrule Castle to join Princess Zelda's birthday party. However, I dropped the cookie somewhere before I reached the castle.
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:57
#319
What am I doing?
I re-take the moon via another rocket and run off with the cheesy and delicious moon. I then secure the moon by sealing it and me in another dimension by doing the forbidden dance of the hokey-pokey three times.
The giant ball of cheese is mine.
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 16:21
#320
O.o
The magic angry mob comes and destroys Pi for attempting to change the clear objective of the game, while the Majora's Mask moons successfully get the moon back to its origional spot. I still have the cookie.
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 16:46
#321
O.O
Then I get out of the game, take the MM game carterage out, causing the objective to dissapear and go to Its original objective. Then I come back Into the game! Then I steal the cookie from that Tendermender guy!
((Tender, you can't just do that. and no, the angry mob doesn't go for Pi(Prenounced Pie.) They go for you instead.)
Fri, 01/09/2015 - 09:18
#322
-.-
((Pi was trying to transform the game. And who said I can't make a clone?))
I put the MM mod cartridge back in, so I can use my masks, then I steal the cookie from Gbot for calling me 'that Tendermender guy'.
Fri, 01/09/2015 - 12:40
#323
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name
No he wasn't, he was making a stray comment , the cookie is still there and able to be stolen
If you're playing cards and someone takes out a book does it change the card game?
Fri, 01/09/2015 - 15:48
#324
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!
How could you, I was just innocently stealing the moon and nothing else.
/slaps Tender-Footmender.
/holds Tender-Footmender upside-down.
/cookie falls out of your pocket.
/takes cookie.
/rejoins with the moon.
/puts cheese from moon all over cookie.
/protects moon with my life. This is my cheese.
Fri, 01/09/2015 - 16:25
#325
!
I sit while watching the moon. I better wait for the next person then. but while i wait I bake moar cookies.
MY COOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Sat, 01/10/2015 - 09:16
#326
You force me to use my true power!
/slaps Crazee-Pi-Forums
/holds Pi upside down
/grabs cookie
/prevents Pi from stealing the moon via a curse because that is not what this thread is about
/prevents everyone else from stealing the moon via same curse because that is not what this thread is about
/continues on their merry way with the cookie
Sat, 01/10/2015 - 09:21
#327
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!
/still has the moon anyway
/thanks you for making it so nobody can steal my moon, despite the fact that they can still steal the moon
/slams you with the moon
/takes the cookie
/takes all of Gbot-Vtwo's cookies when they aren't looking
/eats Gbot-Vtwo's cookies. Delicious!
/hides the cookie in a safe made out of cheese from the moon
Sat, 01/10/2015 - 15:33
#328
ALRIGHT GREMLINS
GRAB KING TINKIZAR
HIS HARD HEAD WILL BE USEFUL FOR THIS
NOW DRIVE HIS HEAD INTO THAT SAFE
-CRASH-
NOW GRAB THE COOKIE
Good.
NOW GRAB THE MOON.
Good. Hand it to me.
Good boy!
Now give the cookie to me.
King Tinkizar, I'm afraid to say that you will be in the hospital for quite a few days straight.
Sat, 01/10/2015 - 19:22
#329
@Pie
I steal the cookie out of the safe by eating the cheese. Then I hide It in a rock on the moon.
Sun, 01/11/2015 - 14:30
#330
COOKIE
I use an awesome alien tractor beam to pull the moon out of orbit, then steal the cookie from the inside the rock using my snakeyness. Then I put the moon where it belongs and hide the cookie in my mouth.
Sun, 01/11/2015 - 16:07
#331
Insert Void Here
Then Link comes along and inspects Snakey closely with the Lens of Truth as backup. He sticks his silver gauntlet into Snakey's mouth, grabs the cookie, then runs to the Auction House. I see him trying to sell it, and I tell him I'll pay him 999 rupees for it. That being as much as his wallet can carry, he gives it to me, and I give him the rupees. I then run back to my super-secret secret base with a replica of the Lens of Truth that has the same abilities as the Lens of Truth. I then call the Majora's Mask bosses, minibosses, and enemies to guard my base.
Mon, 01/12/2015 - 11:05
#332
@Snakey
I take the cookie out of Snakes mouth, but i get bit. then i have poisin goog thri mu buruian.
Sat, 01/17/2015 - 15:52
#333
@Gbot What happened to my post?
I put in more poison that paralyses you for a couple seconds, take the cookie, and run, but not before inserting a time bomb into Gbot's mouth.
Sun, 01/18/2015 - 21:29
#334
True dedication takes effort, hard work, and a whole lot of tea.
I casually trip you while you run and you fall...
Oh, that's a paper shredder.
/watches Tender-Footmender fall into a paper shredder
Oh dear.
Oh my.
After watching Tender-Footmender get shredded, I take the cookie, well, the shreds of the cookie. I put the Tender-Footmender shreds in the recycling bin and walk away.
Mon, 01/19/2015 - 17:10
#335
Fortunately...
I had a fairy, so the fairy casually comes out and resurrects me. So, I casually pick up the paper shredder and place it somewhere.
Then...
I casually trip Pi while he runs and he falls...
Oh, that's a paper shredder.
/watches Crazee-Pi-Forums fall into a paper shredder
Oh dear.
Oh my.
After watching Crazee-Pi-Forums get shredded, I take the cookie, well, the shreds of the cookie. I put the Crazee-Pi-Forums shreds in the recycling bin and walk away.
Tue, 01/20/2015 - 10:38
#336
Unfortunately...
I see Tender-Footmender trip in my super-glue trap and drop down into my personal Oiler lair. As the cookie spins once, twice (5 times) I reach and grab it, almost touching the glue myself. I then put the cookie on the ground and walk away, waiting for someone else to pick it up to see how they die.
Tue, 01/20/2015 - 11:18
#337
Fortunately...
I have a self destruct system that doesn't actually cause destruction to me, just everything around me. It destroys the super glue, and I pick up the cookie. I then pull out dual Obsidian Edges and slay the Oilers. I then run to the elevator to go back to Haven and fly back to...
Where was that again? :/
Tue, 01/20/2015 - 11:51
#338
@Tender-Footmender
It kinda says in the rules not to do that for a good anti-game-killing reason. :|
It was my fist as I stand above you ready to battle! My DVS swings down, your Obsidian Edge parrying my 2nd blow and going for the finish when you lean forward and...your foot is stuck on the super glue! You trip and drop your sword, lowering your head before me.
I bestow the final blow.
Tue, 01/20/2015 - 12:02
#339
But what you don't know...
I have something special. Guess what that is?
Master ninja gear. Chance of dodge. Meaning I specially dodge the super glue...
And pull out my OTHER sword. Dual obsidian edges, remember?
I deliver my final blow.
Tue, 01/20/2015 - 16:24
#340
@Tender Please don't just copy and paste what I said.
Well, while you two are fighting, I steal the cookie completely unnoticed and leave you one, er, two to fight.
Tue, 01/20/2015 - 18:31
#341
....
While Pi steals the cookie, I take It while he Isn't looking either.
Wed, 01/21/2015 - 09:48
#342
Warning: Superiority Complex.
[Looks back at the original rules, sees it mentioning 'no saying "well I dodged!"' or something...looks back at Tenderfoot. Accepts Tenderfoot's existence is a lie, then trips Gbot and gives Pi the cookie.] "Run Pi run!". I shall now watch Pi carry all my hopes and dreams in the form of a cookie...the hope of a better future...the dream for people to stop warring over a cookie.
Thu, 01/22/2015 - 09:40
#343
@Gbot
I take the cookie from Gbot, and hide It in a river.
Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:29
#344
I...
I use my anaconda (type of snake) powers to swim through the river, grab the cookie, and put it in my mouth again. THEN I START CHEWIN!
Thu, 01/22/2015 - 18:36
#345
Assassin's Creed
I hidden blade Snakey_One just before he begins to chew. Than, I ask Altair to stuff the cookie into a Blood Vial and drop it into a volcano. Put 2,0000000 tiny babies into several airplanes so they can kill whoever come after the cookie. Whoever kills the babies is a demented psychopath.
Fri, 01/23/2015 - 02:55
#346
I bribe the babies with
I bribe the babies with candy, then hire a telekinetic to levitate the cookie out of the volcano. I then find a wererabbit and use a cloning machine to produce 10000 identical wererabbits. I stuff the cookie up the butt of one of the wererabbits then let him loose among the others. I stuff all the wererabbits into an airship. I then create 10000 more airships and stuff 10000 identical wererabbits in each one. The airships are designed to explode when breached, incinerating everything inside it.
Fri, 01/23/2015 - 07:17
#347
....
I bake a new cookie.
Fri, 01/23/2015 - 08:36
#348
I place a couple shivermists...
...and continue my super epic battle.
Sun, 01/25/2015 - 16:58
#349
Well...
I hire an expert saboteur who disarms explosive in a nanosecond. He disarms all the explosives, then I use a cookie locator to locate the old cookie, take it out of the were rabbit butt, replace it with a carrot cake, then put the cookie in the center of the amazon using my snakeyness.
Sun, 01/25/2015 - 17:42
#350
True dedication takes effort, hard work, and a whole lot of tea.
I travel to the amazon. I am going along the amazon river when suddenly I pass through some blue mist and- OH NO, I'M NOT DOING THIS!
/shoots some jaguar
The jaguar drops the cookie and I hide the cookie in a terrible education game.
bye! I am leaving! @Sarg EDIT: Sorry bro.