Would you rather game

Ask if the next poster if they would rather do something or something else, and the next poster says which one they would rather and why, and then they ask the poster after them what they would rather
I haven't been feeling the best lately so I'm cutting the description, if you have any questions, (about the game) feel free to ask
Would you rather be able to fly or breath underwater

I choose inabillity to decipher gender. I can live single.
Would you rather: Kill a love puppy OR Kill a mewkat?

Kill a love puppy, it forgot to send me a valentimes gift
Would you rather, become a ghost that can possess objects but can't be seen or become a ghost who can be seen but can't possess objects

Definitely become a ghost that can possess objects but can't be seen. Shouldn't be able to be seen anyway.
Would you rather be a multi-millionaire and have no social life (die alone) or have a lower income (-40k) but be with the love of your life.

I would rather have a lower income so I can live my life with the one I-
/looks to right to see destroyed love puppy
/grumbles "Never mind, multi-millionaire"
Would you rather eat dog food or cat food

Considering I am a Spookat....cat food.
Would you rather pick door A or door B?

Depends, what does the narrator say
"when Pipipipipi came to a set of two doors, he entered Door A"
/goes in Door B
Would you rather, be stuck in Antichamber or the Stanly Parable until you win (protip: both are trippy but Stanly Parable is less trippy, hovever, it never ends)

Stanley Parable because the narrator is so fun.
Would you rather need glasses or need a hearing aid?

Glasses.
Would you rather sleep with someone you hate, for position on the corporate ladder? Or stab yourself in the thigh?

It'd depend on the person. If it's someone I know personally who knows and likes me, then I'd probably do it. If it's someone who hates me or doesn't even know me, then I'd stab myself.
Would you rather have a shark as a pet or Toto the dog as a pet?

Stabby Stabby stab stab stab!
Can I stab the person i hate in the thigh? That's my choice!
Would you rather have 3 possible fathers, or have to watch Mama Mia on an infinite loop.

Jokes on you! I love Ma- *Chokes on lie*
Would you rather have really tiny arms that would be hard to maneuver, or really huge arms that would be hard to move?

Big Arms from Sonic 3.
Would you rather do a full play of Busby 3D or a full play of Sonic 06, with the cutscenes unskippable and the loading screens the normal 30 seconds?

Bubsy 3D all day, every day.
Would you rather be stuck 100 years in the past, or 100 years in the future?

100 years ago....1914....WW1....future.
Would you rather marry a sheep or a goat?

I'd marry a shoat.
Would you rather be stuck in The World's Hardest Game or The World's Hardest Game 2? Or 3?

The World's Hardest Game of course. Because no matter what I choose, it will still be the hardest game ever.
Would you rather live a life of endless sorrow and not a speck of happiness or never be born to live at all?

I'll just be unborn as a ghost
Would you rather be Fancy Pants or dead? (Choose wisely, I advise you choose Fancy Pants, of course, now that I say it, you are just going to say dead)

Fancy Pants. But my ice cream cone is missing....
Would you rather be a super villain or a hobo?

Hobo. That way, I can live in boxes and call myself Solid Snake.
Would you rather eat a computer or a game console?

Computer. That way I will have digested more information.
Would you rather live off and eat only fruit or only vegetables.

Vegetables. You can cook 'em, and different vegetables have all the essential nutrients.

Captain-Llama-Bra: "Would you rather ride a llama or a horse?"
I would rather ride a Llama because Llamas have two L's and that's badass.
Would you rather answer this question truthfully or untruthfully?

@ Auto-Target
Actually, loads of over 100 lbs on a llama's back can hurt it, and it will refuse to move.
I... uh... *mind blown*
Would you rather hear: "What Does the Fox Say?" or "Gangnam Style"?

I choose What Does the Fox Say, it may be kind of annoying, but it's not even half as annoying as Nyan Cat
Speaking of which...
Would you rather listen to Nyan Cat for 4 hours or Piano Cat for 4 hours

I have no idea what Piano Cat even is. But I choose Piano Cat.
Would you rather be half-demon, half-human or half-demon, half-angel?

Depends on what you mean by "demon", or "angel".
Generally speaking, though, I'd take half-demon. I do enjoy free will.
Would you rather have strong arms or strong legs?

Strong legs. And that doesn't really answer my question, it was either half human or half angel.
Would you rather be a non-human creature or an inanimate object?

Wh-..
I don't..
But you wrote...
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_______
Non-human, of course!
Would you rather be in a dry sauna or a steamy sauna?

Dry; I don't want to risk suffocation.
Would you rather travel backward in time or forward in time if you know you can't go back to the time from when you came?

Foward, because going backwards would mess up the universe.
Would you rather have the Xbox One not require internet connection every 24 hours or for it to be able to play used games with no fees?

I don't have one of those, so I guess internet connection
Would you rather get the new ledgendary Pokemon early (all of them, no shiny) or wait until they are released and have them all be shiny when you catch them

Easy, have them be shiny when I catch them.
Would you rather be able to turn invisible (clothes included) or be able to read minds. Note the self-infiltration theme here.

Read minds. Invisibility is overrated considering you can still be heard and touched.
Would you rather cut the tail of a lion or climb the neck of a giraffe?

Giraffe. Nuff said.
Would you rather be in Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat?

If you had to escape an avalanche, would you rather ski or use a smowboard, assuming that both have rocket propellors that makes you fast enough to barely escape said avalanche.

Snowboard downhill, Ice Cap Zone style.
Would you rather eat Ice-Cream in winter, or eat steamed buns in summer?

Ice cream in winter. One winter I was in Wisconsin, and I bought a slushie at a gas station to drink...
Would you rather be an amazing singer/vocalist or an instrumentalist?

I already play the trombone, heh heh. So vocalist.
Would you be implanted by a face hugger, or be eviscerated by a Tyrannid?
(Please get both references.)

That's a tough one... I don't really like the feeling of getting skinned alive (sorta like when you scrape you knee or elbow, only all around you bod) so face hugger.
Would you rather be Mario or Sonic?

Yeah.
Would you rather be a regular whale and live happily? Or be a super fantastic narwhal and be hunted for your giant tooth?

Regular whale, but being a blue elephant would be better, even if I couldn't complete any levels
Would you rather give me 2 dollars to get 1 dollar or 3 dollars to get 1 dollar

2 dollars. Why would I pay more for the outcome?
Would you rather run straight uphill or straight downhill, considering you can do both at the same speed?

downhill, duh
Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or 1 horse-sized duck

Horse-sized duck sounds delicious.
Would you rather have paper manipulation powers or Nicholas Cage liquified and injected into you through your eyeballs?

Definitely not Nicholas Cage. That would imply that I am being victimized by Luguiru. So paper manipulation powers.
Would you rather watch "The Help" in a 24 hr loop or lose a toenail?

I baked you a pie.
Ooh, what flavor is it?
Pi flavor.
Would you rather be married to someone you hate and hates you, or be single forever?

Single forever.
Would you rather design video games for a living or play video games for a living?

Well I'm actually planning on doing both, but since I have to choose here... play video games.
Would you rather relive the worst moment in your life or never remember the best moment in your life?
Even if I can breath underwater, I'd still die from water pressure. When I'm flying, I can pass out from thin air up high. I choose Fly.
Would you rather (physically) change gender every time you sneeze, or not be able to tell gender (physically) apart?