I'm curious.
Give me one good reason why Red Rovers aren't called Hot Dogs
Some people are Vegetarian and may take offence.
When was the last time a hot dog caused controversy?
I laughed so hard when I saw this thread.
But seriously, why AREN'T they called Hot Dogs?
Because how else are we gonna get a Red Rover reference?
also, Hot Dogs are just Ashtails. :'3
simple, because they dont have buns. thats why they arent called hot dogs.
Addy, so if you burn a Hot Dog does it become a Vog Cub?
For the same reason Grave Scarabs aren't called Deadbugs.
('Don't let the bedbugs bite.')
You could also make a "cold, dead hands" joke with Frozen Shamblers, if we're just talking puns and not punny names.
because they dont have buns.
Because the Red Rover reference is better.
Besides, they're puppies, not dogs.
Because hot puppies sound appealing.
Turn it so it's nose down (into the page)!
Because hot puppies sound appealing.
Sounds like a terrible drink.
Because using a hot dog to cook your hot dog just sounds weird.
Because then I would eat them all, thinking they are actual hot dogs
Because hot puppies sound appealing.
Why do I get a weird feeling that you were referring to mature content...? >.>
Suggestion: Next April 1st, they change the Red Rover model and make it look like a Hot Dog.
Some people are Vegetarian and may take offence.