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The really (real) bad jokes thread

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Sa, 05/31/2014 - 19:48
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I don't mean the jokes that are so bad they are funny. I mean the ones that are just plain bad, but still clever enough to be considered jokes and not random words.

ex. "Did you hear the joke about the guy who can never finish his?"

ex2. "What did the dumb guy say to the smart guy?

So, 06/01/2014 - 08:33
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Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Yay! I won!

Mi, 06/04/2014 - 11:43
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Gbot-Vtwo
Hi its me again!

So a burglar sneaks in a house to steal a radio, and he hears a voice,"Jesus is watching." the burglar says"whos there?" says the burglar."jesus knows what ur doing,says the voice. " "Who are u?' the burglar says." My name is Mosas." says the voice. the burglar looks around and sees a parrot. "what kind of owner names there parrot Mosas?"
"The same ones that name there rottweiler Jesus."

:D

Fr, 06/06/2014 - 09:30
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Fallen-Grace
I have one!

So an old lady is knitting whilst driving her car on the motorway. The police catch her speeding so they catch up to her and shout through the window "PULL-OVER!"

and she says 'no, socks'.

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