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Lun, 06/05/2017 - 02:39
#52
ok
Pi tries to look through both paths, but Thowardz drags him off into the left path without him being ready.
Robo Auto-Elu goes with them for no apparent reason.
You find teh Treasure Chestz!
DU DU DU DUUUUUUUUUUH
You acquired a SLEDGEHAMMER!
CLUB/SLEDGEHAMMER: Stop. . . . . . Hammertime! +100 ATK, -10 SPD, 10% ACC.
Only Thowardz can equip this now. Should Thowardz equip the SLEDGEHAMMER?
A goblin jumps out, screaming that they wanted to get that hammer.
You're not giving up a sledgehammer to a goblin though.
Monster Encounter!
Goblin: Just really wants that hammer, man.
HP: 30/30
AP: 5/5
Attacks:
Smack
Pickpocket
Get the hell outta dodge
Thowardz (Adventurer)
Level 2
HP: 20/20
AP: 15/15
Pi (Helper)
Level 2
HP: 24/24
AP: 15/15
Auto-Elu (Robo-Mage)
Level 2
HP: 18/18
AP: 15/15
Only programmed to use Bzzap.
Mié, 06/07/2017 - 18:42
#53
Remember, don't shoot food.
Ask the goblin why they want the hammer so much.
Mié, 06/07/2017 - 22:20
#54
no mercy (oh and i'm back)
If the goblin acts aggressively, use Fireball.
Sáb, 06/10/2017 - 17:24
#55
Markelu's back!
Robo-Elu suddenly transforms into a human once again.
Markelu used Fireball!
The Goblin took 14 damage!
The Goblin is now ON FIRE!
Pi asks the goblin why it wants the hammer so much.
The goblin goes on a huge rant about how much hammers are cool and you just walked in and took it like it's yours without even owning it blah blah blah.
At the end Pi's ears hurt.
Pi is annoyed at the goblin for ranting on so gosh darn much and used Bzzap!
The Goblin took 5 damage!
Thowardz auto-attacked!
Thowardz used Attack!
The Goblin took 6 damage!
The Goblin took 5 damage from the fire!
The Goblin gave up on trying to get the hammer!
YOU WIN!
The party gained 5 exp.
EDIT: The party gained 7 gewld (current gewld: 178)
You keep going along the path, and you come to yet another split path.
The left path has a sign:
"GRASZ MAGCUFING DEFNITLYE TIHS WYA"
Left or right?
Jue, 06/08/2017 - 14:13
#56
Remember, don't shoot food.
Left.
Vie, 06/09/2017 - 04:52
#57
Let's go left.
Also, I would like to equip the SLEDGEHAMMER.
Sáb, 06/10/2017 - 17:19
#58
ok
Thowardz equips the SLEGEHAMMER!!!!
You go left.
Sure enough, there is the maguffin.
Signs never lie.
There's a Slightly Less Tiny Troll guarding the other side: guess he expected you to take the other path.
Sneak Attack!
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Slightly Less Tiny Troll: Like a troll, but tiny, but slightly less tiny than the Tiny Troll.
HP: 70/70
AP: 6/6
Attacks
PUNCH
Mega-Kick
Troll Smash!
Tough Up
Status: OFF-GUARD
(OFF-GUARD: "Where'd you come from!?" After a Sneak Attack. Loses a turn.)
Thowardz (Adventurer)
Level 2
HP: 20/20
AP: 15/15
Status: None
Pi (Helper)
Level 2
HP: 24/24
AP: 15/15
Status: None
Markelu (Mage)
Level 2
HP: 18/18
AP: 15/15
Status: None
You have the upper hand!
Sáb, 06/10/2017 - 18:33
#59
Hammer time!
Attack the troll with the might of SLEDGEHAMMER.
Sáb, 06/10/2017 - 22:51
#60
Remember, don't shoot food.
Bzzap!
Dom, 06/11/2017 - 18:20
#61
ok
Markelu auto-attacks!
Markelu used Bzzap!
The Slightly Less Tiny Troll took 13 damage!
Thowardz used Attack!
Thowardz's attack missed!
Pi used Bzzap!
The Slightly Less Tiny Troll took 11 damage!
The Slightly Less Tiny Troll is no longer OFF-GUARD!
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Thowardz (Adventurer)
Level 2
HP: 20/20
AP: 12/15 (regen to 15)
Status: None
Pi (Helper)
Level 2
HP: 24/24
AP: 10/15 (regen to 15)
Status: None
Markelu (Mage)
Level 2
HP: 18/18
AP: 10/15 (regen to 15)
Status: None
Slightly Less Tiny Troll
HP: 46/70
AP: 6/6
Attacks
PUNCH
Mega-Kick
Troll Smash!
Tough Up
Status: None
Lun, 06/12/2017 - 01:34
#62
Robo-Elu turns back into a human, casts Bzzap and then turns back into a robot.
Mar, 06/13/2017 - 08:31
#63
Remember, don't shoot food.
Bzzap.
Vie, 06/16/2017 - 14:48
#64
Whelp, attack.
Dom, 06/18/2017 - 04:23
#65
k
Markelu used Bzzap!
The Slightly Less Tiny Troll took 13 damage!
Thowardz used Attack!
Thowardz's attack missed!
Pi used Bzzap!
The Slightly Less Tiny Troll took 11 damage!
The Slightly Less Tiny Troll used Troll Smash!!
Thowardz took 19 damage!
Thowardz is is PERIL!!!
(PERIL: Like, no HP left. Have to go through PERIL before defeat.)
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Thowardz (Adventurer)
Level 2
HP: 1/20
AP: 12/15 (regen to 15)
Status: PERIL
Pi (Helper)
HP: 24/24
AP: 10/15 (regen to 15)
Markelu (Mage)
HP: 18/18
AP: 10/15 (regen to 10)
Slightly Less Tiny Troll
HP: 22/70
AP: 1/6 (regen to 2)
Attacks
PUNCH: Basic phys. attack. (1 AP)
Mega-Kick: Sends someone around the world. DAZED next turn. (3 AP)
Troll Smash!: Triple damage attack. (5 AP)
Tough Up
Dom, 06/18/2017 - 05:31
#66
Remember, don't shoot food.
Recover Thowardz.
Mié, 06/21/2017 - 00:23
#67
ok
Markelu auto-attacked!
Markelu used Bzzap!
The Slightly Less Tiny Troll took 13 damage!
Thowardz used Attack!
Thowardz's attack missed!
Pi used Recover!
Thowardz's HP was recovered by 19!
Thowardz is no longer in PERIL!
The Slightly Less Tiny Troll used PUNCH!
Pi took 7 damage!
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Thowardz (Adventurer)
Level 2
HP: 20/20
AP: 12/15 (regen to 15)
Pi (Helper)
HP: 17/24
AP: 7/15 (regen to 12)
Markelu (Mage)
HP: 18/18
AP: 10/15 (regen to 15)
Slightly Less Tiny Troll
HP: 9/70
AP: 1/6 (regen to 2)
Attacks
PUNCH: Basic phys. attack. (1 AP)
Mega-Kick: Sends someone around the world. DAZED next turn. (3 AP)
Troll Smash!: Triple damage attack. (5 AP)
Tough Up
Lun, 06/26/2017 - 07:06
#68
Attack again.
I'm feeling a bit fustrated that I couldn't land a single hit yet.
Mié, 06/28/2017 - 17:37
#69
<insert title>
@Thowardz, the SLEDGEHAMMER does have 10% accuracy.
Markelu auto-attacked!
But before he could do that, Thowardz used ATTACK!
The Slightly Less Tiny Troll took 105 damage!
The Slightly Less Tiny Troll fell on the floor and poofed out of existence.
YOU WON!
The party gained 15 exp.
The party gained 30 gewld. (current: 208)
Thowardz is now level 3!
Max HP went up by 2.
ATK went up by 1.
DEF went up by 1.
Mg ATK went up by 1.
SPD went up by 2 (not that it matters with the hammer equipped).
Max AP went up by 1!!!
Thowardz learned Super Beef!
Super Beef: Increases ATK by 50% for 3 turns. (4 AP)
Markelu is now level 3!
Max HP went up by 1.
DEF went up by 1.
Mg ATK went up by 3.
Mg DEF went up by 1.
SPD went up by 1.
Max AP went up by 1!!!
Markelu learned Focus!
Focus: Increases Mg. ATK and Mg. DEF by 10%. Stackable up to 5 times. (8 AP)
Pi is now level 3!
Max HP went up by 4.
DEF went up by 1.
Mg ATK went up by 1.
Mg DEF went up by 2.
Max AP went up by 1!!!
Pi learned Healing 1!
Healing 1: Cures sickness, poison, and confusion. (5 AP)
FYI: Every 3 levels, you get one extra point of AP and a new move.
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You approach the grass maguffin.
You touch the thingy and you get it!
You have obtained the Grass Maguffin! (9 more to go!)
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PLOT EXPOSITION
And so the party obtains the Grass Maguffin from the Grass Cave. Now they need to find the Water Maguffin from somewhere.
/PLOT EXPOSITION
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You're back in town.
You talk to Jimbob because why not.
"Water maguffin? I think that's at the bottom of the sea but if you want to not die you should probs find a scuba helmet or three. I think my bud Jimmyjoe in Aquacity has some he can give to you. Just follow the blue brick road.
What to do?
-Follow the blue brick road to Aquacity
-Shoppin'
Vie, 06/30/2017 - 23:30
#70
Remember, don't shoot food.
Shop.
Sáb, 07/01/2017 - 18:40
#71
Let's shop.
And I want to equip wood sword.
Lun, 07/24/2017 - 02:29
#72
k
You go shoppin'.
"Hey man, welcome to my shop, what d'ya want?"
STAFF/Fancy Stick (25 gewld): Usable by Mages, Helpers and Adventurers. It has an amethyst on the end. Mg. ATK +2, 90% ACC.
SWORD/Stone Sword (25 gewld): Usable by Adventurers and Strikers. It's stone. ATK +2, 95% ACC.
ARMOUR/Funny Hat (30 gewld): Usable by Mages, Helpers and Adventurers. It's supposed to be enchanted. Mg. DEF +2.
ARMOUR/Leather Armour (10 gewld): Usable by anyone. It doesn't look very sturdy, really. DEF +1.
ITEM/Apple (2 gewld): Tastes gud. Recover 3 HP in battle.
ITEM/Burger (5 gewld): Don't ask why hamburgers exist in this world. Recover 5 HP in battle.
SPECIAL/Super Potion (300 gewld): One-time purchase per shop. Max AP increased by 1 for everybody!
Current gewld: 208
Lun, 07/24/2017 - 14:59
#73
Remember, don't shoot food.
Buy the Stick.
Lun, 07/24/2017 - 23:06
#74
k
Pi buys and equips the Fancy Stick (+2 Mg. ATK).
The Wood Stick was sold for 3 gewld.
New total: 186
You head along the blue brick road to Aquacity.
There are two paths: one is blue and one is red and slightly burnt.
The sign seems to be saying that Lavatown is on the red path, but Aquacity is on the blue path.
Which path do you follow?
Mié, 07/26/2017 - 14:08
#75
Remember, don't shoot food.
Follow the blue brick road.
Jue, 07/27/2017 - 00:19
#76
kayden
You follow the blue brick road.
A slimee jumpeded out at yo!
Monster Encounter
Blue Slime: Poking it probably won't do much.
HP: 50 / 50
AP: 5 / 5
Attacks
Pounce: Basic phys. attack.
Goop Up: Slows one party member.
Absorbify
Thowards (Adventurer)
Level 3
HP: 22 / 22
AP: 16 / 16
Pi (Helper)
Level 3
HP: 28 / 28
AP: 16 / 16
Markelu (Mage)
Level 3
HP: 19 / 19
AP: 16 / 16
Jue, 07/27/2017 - 10:02
#77
Remember, don't shoot food.
Bzzap.
Vie, 07/28/2017 - 06:52
#78
Remember, don't shoot food.
Bzzap, because I'm afraid that if I use Fireball, Absorbify will absorb it.
Vie, 07/28/2017 - 18:57
#79
<insert title>
Thowardz is sleeping.
Markelu used Bzzap!
The Blue Slime took 19 damage!
The Blue Slime used Absorbify!
Pi took 8 damage!
Pi's life was drained!
The Blue Slime recovered 4 HP.
Pi used Bzzap!
The Blue Slime took 10 damage!
Blue Slime
HP: 25 / 50
AP: 2 / 5 (regen to 4)
Attacks
Pounce: Basic phys. attack.
Goop Up: Slows a party member.
Absorbify: Magic damage. Drains HP.
Thowards (Adventurer)
Level 3
HP: 22 / 22
AP: 16 / 16
Pi (Helper)
Level 3
HP: 20 / 28
AP: 11 / 16 (regen to 16)
Markelu (Mage)
Level 3
HP: 19 / 19
AP: 11 / 16 (regen to 16)
Sáb, 07/29/2017 - 08:05
#80
Remember, don't shoot food.
Bzzap because it's all I'm good for.
Vie, 08/04/2017 - 17:03
#81
bleh
Markelu is looking at the slime strangely.
Thowardz is still sleeping.
The Blue Slime used Pounce!
Thowardz took 8 damage!
Thowardz woke up and auto-attacked.
The Blue Slime took 9 damage!
Pi used Bzzap!
The Blue Slime took 10 damage!
Blue Slime
HP: 4 / 50
AP: 2 / 5 (regen to 4)
Attacks
Pounce: Basic phys. attack.
Goop Up: Slows a party member.
Absorbify: Magic damage. Drains HP.
Thowards (Adventurer)
Level 3
HP: 14 / 22
AP: 13 / 16 (regen to 16)
Pi (Helper)
Level 3
HP: 20 / 28
AP: 11 / 16 (regen to 16)
Markelu (Mage)
Level 3
HP: 19 / 19
AP: 16 / 16
Jue, 08/10/2017 - 01:10
#82
I'm not afraid anymore.
NOW I'll use Fireball.
Jue, 08/10/2017 - 04:04
#83
k
Markelu used Fireball.
The damage didn't bother to calculate itself since the slime would die either way.
Blue Slime gooped into a goopy goop of goop!
YOU WIN!
The party gained 6 exp.
You got 10 gewld.
You arrived in Aquacity!
There's some guy there.
"Hello blatant adventurers? Do you want the Water Maguffin? It's at the bottom of the sea.
What? You can't breathe underwater? Neither can I! You can find some Breathing Seaweed at the very bottom of the deep, dark, one-floor Sea Cavern."
You go into the shop because you were gonna do that anyway.
"Want to buy something?"
-ITEM/Cheeseburger: It's like a hamburger except nothing changed. Heals 5 HP in battle. (5 gewld)
-SWORD/Reinforced Wood Sword: It's painted silver to look metal. +4 ATK, +1 Mg. ATK, 95% ACC. (15 gewld)
-WAND/Ice Wand: Any non-status spells have a 30% chance to inflict FREEZE! No stats up, 90% ACC. (45 gewld)
-SPECIAL/Super Potion: Increases everyone's AP by 3! (150 gewld)
-SPECIAL/Super Potion: Brought over from Generitown. (150 gewld)
Dom, 08/13/2017 - 19:24
#84
Remember, don't shoot food.
How much gewld do we have?
Mar, 08/15/2017 - 06:59
#86
Remember, don't shoot food.
What's this potion from Generitown?
Mar, 08/15/2017 - 10:57
#87
I assume that the potion from Generitown still give everyone 3 AP.
If no one else is taking anything I'll buy Reinforced Wood Sword. If not, buy it anyway if there's some gewld left.
Oh, I want to sell the hammer thing too.
Jue, 08/24/2017 - 05:33
#88
k
Yes, the "Brought over from Generitown" potion is the one you couldn't buy from the store in Generitown: they all kinda stack up.
Thowardz sold the SLEDGEHAMMER!! and bought the Reinforced Wood Sword. Total profit: +60, total gewld: 256.
Thowardz equipped it as well, and sold the Wood Sword for another 3 (total 259).
Thowardz's attack went up by 4: now 16!
Thowardz's magic attack went up by 1: now 12!
You went to the Sea Cavern for no particular reason.
Suddenleh!
Monster Encounter!
Piranha A: Completely out of context and somehow not suffocating.
HP: 10/10
AP:5/5
Attacks
Chomp
Mega Bite
Multi Bite
Bite Rush
Piranha B: Ditto
Piranha C: Ditto ditto
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Thowards (Adventurer)
Level 3
HP: 22 / 22
AP: 16 / 16
Pi (Helper)
Level 3
HP: 28 / 28
AP: 16 / 16
Markelu (Mage)
Level 3
HP: 19 / 19
AP: 16 / 16
Vie, 08/25/2017 - 10:45
#89
Remember, don't shoot food.
I turn into a robot who automatically uses Bzzap.
Sáb, 08/26/2017 - 00:38
#90
battel
Before doing that, Pi also turns Markelu and Thowardz into robots.
Everyone is now a robot.
GAME O-wait
Piranha A used Multi Bite!
Wardzbot took 10 damage!
Auto-Pi took 10 damage!
Robo-Elu took 12 damage!
Robo-Elu is in DANGER!
Piranha B used Bite!
Auto-Pi took 10 damage!
Auto-Pi is in DANGER!
Piranha C used Bite Rush!
Wardzbot is attacked continuously! -5, Miss, Miss, -5, -5
Wardzbot collapsed...
Robo-Elu used Bzzap!
Piranha A took 16 damage!
Piranha A splashed out of existence!
Auto-Pi used Bzzap!
Piranha B took 7 damage!
Piranha B
HP: 3/10
AP: 4/5 (regen to 5)
Attacks
Bite: Basic phys. attack. (1)
Bite Rush: Attacks 5 times with 50% ACC. (4)
Multi Bite: Attacks everyone. (4)
Piranha C
HP: 10/10
AP: 1/5 (regen to 2)
Wardzbot (Adventurer)
Level 3
HP: 0/22
AP: 16/16
Status: UNCONSCIOUS (∞)
Auto-Pi (Helper)
Level 3
HP: 8/28
AP: 11/16 (regen to 16)
Status: None
Robo-Elu (Mage)
HP: 7/19
AP: 11/16 (regen to 16)
Status: DANGER
Turn 2
Robo-Elu used Bzzap!
Piranha C took 16 damage!
Piranha C splashed out of existence!
Piranha B used Bite Rush!
Robo-Elu was attacked continuously! Miss, Miss, -12, Miss, -12
Robo-Elu collapsed on the floor...
Auto-Pi used Bzzap!
Piranha B took 7 damage!
Piranha B splashed out of existence!
You won...
Pi gained 18 exp.
You found 30 gewld.
Pi is now level 4!
HP went up by 3!
DEF went up by 1!
Mg. ATK went up by 1!
Mg. DEF went up by 2!
SPD went up by 1!
You found the Breathing Seaweed!
You go back to Aquacity.
"Great, now just give me that: I'll make you the perfect scuba mask!"
Twenty minute laters...
"Here you go!"
You obtained the Scuba Masks!
You can now access the Sea Ravine Plot Cave Thingy.
What now?
-Shop
-Grind
-Go to cave
FYI: yes, Thowardz and Markelu were revived. You get revived after a battle.
Vie, 09/01/2017 - 10:03
#91
Seems fair.
Since the cave is probably gonna be hard (unless Teddy pulls a generic on us), I'm gonna grind.
AND YOU GUYS HAVE TO COME WITH ME NO MATTER WHAT BECAUSE I CHOSE FIRST! HAH!
Vie, 09/01/2017 - 19:08
#92
ok
Markelu drags everyone else over to grind.
You find a slimee!
You find another slimee!
Monster Encounter!
Blue Slime: Poking it won't do much.
HP: 50 / 50
AP: 5 / 5
Attacks
Pounce: Basic phys. attack.
Goop Up: Slows one party member.
Absorbify: Drains HP from a party member.
Dry Slime: Significantly less wet than a normal slime.
HP: 35 / 35
AP: 10 / 10
Attacks
Pounce: Basic phys. attack.
Water Grab
Dry Out
Absorbify: Drains HP from a party member.
Thowards (Adventurer)
Level 3
HP: 22 / 22
AP: 16 / 16
Pi (Helper)
Level 4
HP: 31 / 31
AP: 16 / 16
Markelu (Mage)
Level 3
HP: 19 / 19
AP: 16 / 16
Vie, 09/01/2017 - 22:47
#93
bzzzzz
Bzzap.
Vie, 09/08/2017 - 02:57
#94
yawn
The OP gets tired of waiting.
The Dry Slime used Water Grab!
The Dry Slime absorbed water from the air!
It turned into a Gooey Slime!
Markelu used Bzzap!
You didn't specify a target, so the damage splits & weakens.
The Blue Slime took 8 damage!
The Gooey Slime took 7 damage!
The Blue Slime used Absorbify!
Pi took 7 damage!
Pi's life was drained.
The Blue Slime recovered 4 HP!
Thowardz used Attack!
The Blue Slime took 3 damage!
Pi used Bzzap!
The Blue Slime took 9 damage!
Blue Slime: Poking it won't do much.
HP: 34 / 50
AP: 2 / 5 (regen to 4)
Attacks
Pounce: Basic phys. attack. (1)
Goop Up: Slows one party member.
Absorbify: Drains HP from a party member. (3)
Gooey Slime: Significantly wetter than a normal slime.
HP: 28 / 35
AP: 5 / 10 (regen to 8)
Attacks
Pounce: Basic phys. attack. (1)
Water Grab: Turns a Dry Slime into a Gooey Slime, which has higher defensive stats. (5)
Dry Out
Absorbify: Drains HP from a party member. (3)
Thowards (Adventurer)
Level 3
HP: 22 / 22
AP: 13 / 16 (regen to 16)
Pi (Helper)
Level 4
HP: 24 / 31
AP: 11 / 16 (regen to 16)
Markelu (Mage)
Level 3
HP: 19 / 19
AP: 11 / 16 (regen to 16)
Sáb, 09/16/2017 - 08:17
#95
Bzzap the Gooey Slime.
What if we use frost on gooey slime? Will it become frosty? Just saying.
Look down the two paths before deciding.