📝Some rules📝
1. Items are muh property! I have the right to decline service to whomever I want, for whatever reason.
2. No item trades please, unless specified.
3. Accepting TF2 and CS:GO Keys as currency, unless specified.
4. Most items are open to negotiation, however lowballers will be mocked.
5. I use British spelling. Please that that into consideration when using ctrl+F (Armour > Armor, ___iser > ____izer, etc.)

😄 Links to Social Media and Accounts 😄
🚂Steam trading account: http://steamcommunity.com/id/euclideanalt/
🚂Steam main account (inventory open for inspection): http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198059707726
🍉YouTube🍉
Check out my channel! I post exclusively SK videos on solo runs, fun, and various techniques!
🐸👌 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-p7FWqISgSJAS8B17wLxCg 🐸👌

📜Table of Terms📜
SL: Shadowlair
CR: Crowns
CE: Crystal Energy, now called "Energy"
UV: Unique Varient
ASI: Attack Speed Increased
CTR: Charge Time Reduction
DBV: Damage Bonus Versus
VH: Very High
H: high
M: Medium
L: Low
GM: Grandmaster? An obnoxious term created by players with too much money to attach to their ASI+CTR VH weapons that no one cares about.

📌 !Featured! 📌
- CE: 15,000 Argent Peacemaker CTR VH + ASI M
- CE: 18,000 Justifier Jacket Piercing+Curse Maximum
- CE: Offers Deadly Virulisk Suit Freeze+Elemental Maximum
- CE: 15,000 Big Angry Bomb CTR H
- CE: 8,000 Deadly Crystal Bomb CTR M + Undead VH
- CE: Offers Justifier LD Set
Justifier Hat: Piercing + Shock Maximum, Normal L
Justifier Jacker: Piercing H, Shock Maximum
- CE: Offers Freeze, Stun, Shock walk LD set
Ice Queen Crown Shock High + Stun Maximum (Divine Mustache + Lemon Snipe Perch)
Skolver Coat Shadow H + Stun H + Shock Maximum (Crest of Summer)
- CE: Offers Crest of Almire Normal H + Piercing Maximum + Elemental Maximum

🏁 Shadowlair Services 🏁
Invite me to your SL runs! I'm a highly skilled PVE player and I will help you. Spark stock is infinity. I'm willing to part with the final material or pay a small fee, just for some fun. Contact me 1 day prior to the even, I can also arrange equally skilled players. Timezone is UTC+10:00 (Sydney, Australia)
I offer spark revives. 2000cr/spark.

🗝️ Key Stock 🗝️
23 TF2 Keys (On hold)

💰 ~Buying the Following~ 💰
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⌛ High Priority ⌛
- Drake Scale Shield ~ Dragon Scale Shield w/ Shock Maximum
- Owlite Shield Poison Maximum
- Swift Strike Buckler Shock Maximum
- Swift Strike Buckler Poison Maximum
- Wrench Wand CTR VH
- Static Flash CTR VH
- Regal Spiratail
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⏳ Low Priority ⏳
- Antigua w/ ASI High
- Blaster w/ ASI High
- Celestial Orbitgun
- Torpor Tantrum line CTR VH
- Fiery Vaporiser ~ Fiery Atomiser CTR VH
- Freezing Vaporiser ~ Freezing Atomiser CTR VH
- Toxic Vaporiser ~ Toxic Atomiser CTR VH
- Dark Shard Bomb line CTR H (found, waiting for trade)
- Sun Shards line CTR H (Found, waiting for trade)
- Various Eyes (Found, waiting for trade)
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👺👏 *Rubbing Hands* Selling List *Rubbing Hands* 🐸👌
⚔️ Swords ⚔️
- CE: 12,000 Amputator CTR H
- CE: 15,000 Leviathan Blade ASI VH + DBV Construct M
- CE: Offers Wrench Wand ASI H
- CE: ∞ Wrench Wand ASI VH + Beast VH

🔫 Muh Freedoms 🔫
- CE: 15,000 Argent Peacemaker CTR VH + ASI M
- CE: 6,000 Biohazard CTR M
- CE: 12,000 Callahan CTR H + ASI L
- CE: 20,000 Grand Tortofist CTR VH + ASI L
- CE: 6,000 Neutraliser Gremlin VH
- CE: 15,000 Nog Blaster ASI H
- CE: 5,000 Supernova fiend L
- CE: 6,000 Umbra Driver ASI M

💣 Bombs 💣
- CE: 15,000 Big Angry Bomb CTR H
- CE: 8,000 Deadly Crystal Bomb CTR M + Undead VH
- CE: 6,000 Nitronome Undead M + Gremlin VH
- CE: 6,000 Obsidian Crusher
- CE: 9,000 Shivermist Buster CTR H
- CE: 12,000 Stagger Storm CTR H
- CE: 8,000 Torpor Tantrum CTR M
- CE: 7,000 Voltaic Tempest CTR M

⛑️ Helms ⛑️
- CE: Offers Grey Feather Cowl Piercing+Elemental M, Normal H

👖 Armour 👖
- CE: Offers Deadly Virulisk Suit Freeze+Elemental Maximum
- CE: 6,000 Dread Skelly Suit Freeze H
- CE: 18,000 Justifier Jacket Piercing+Curse Maximum
- CE: 18,000 Volcanic Plate Mail Fire Maximum
- CE: Offers Emberbreak Armour Stun H+Poison M

👙 Sets (looking for better emoji too) 👙
*These will not be separated for sale, unless the offer is extraordinary*
- CE: 25,000 Deadshot Set
Deadshot Chapeau: Piercing Maximum + Shadow Medium + Curse Low
Deadshot Mantle: Freeze L + Shock M + Normal Maximum
- CE: Offers Justifier LD Set
Justifier Hat: Piercing + Shock Maximum, Normal L
Justifier Jacker: Piercing H, Shock Maximum
- CE: 25,000 Nameless Set
Nameless Hat and Nameless Poncho both with Elemental Maximum
- CE: 25,000 Shadowsun Set
Shadowsun Stetson and Shadowsun Slicker both with Shadow Maximum
- CE: Offers Freeze, Stun, Shock walk LD set
Ice Queen Crown Shock High + Stun Maximum (Divine Mustache + Lemon Snipe Perch)
Skolver Coat Shadow H + Stun H + Shock Maximum (Crest of Summer)

🛡️ Shields 🛡️
- CE: Offers Crest of Almire Normal H + Piercing Maximum + Elemental Maximum
- CE: Offers Oven Mitt

⛨ Elite Shields ⛨
I will only sell these shields if I receive an extraordinary offer.
Status UVs CANNOT be obtained from Punch, one must fight probability when crafting.
Aegis: Shock Maximum + Fire Medium
Barbarous Thorn Shield: Shock Maximum
Dread Skelly Shield: Stun Maximum
Gorgomega: Poison Maximum
Grand Owlite Shield: Freeze Maximum
Ironmight Plate Shield: Fire Maximum
Royal Jelly Shield: Shock Maximum

👘 Costumes 👘
Lots of frosty and hallow crap, nothing worth noting.

👜 Accessories 👜
Lots of frosty and hallow crap, nothing worth noting.