I get a burrito.

Nothing but sour cream.

They ask me about my meat and I say no.

They ask me about my beans and I say no.

No vegetables.

No Guac.

No Salsa.

No Corn.

I take a bite.

Sour cream goes everywhere.

All over my face.

And onto my shirt.

And in my lap.

The table isn't safe.

It squirts onto the other customers.

I highly suggest that the developers of spiral knights.

Eat a massive.

Pile.

Of.

Sour Cream.