I'd like to see some new emotes.

/admire : Aquajag admires the surroundings. Aquajag admires so-and-so's gear.
/slap : Aquajag feels slappy. Aquajag slaps so-and-so.
/smack : similar to smack

The next two could have multiple results that rotate randomly.

/CE : Aquajag whines about the rising energy costs.
Aquajag laments being too poor to buy energy.
Aquajag is low on CE and too cheap to buy more.
/lag : Oops! Aquajag blames it on the lag.
Aquajag thinks the lag is part of a conspiracy.
Aquajag wonders if lag would ever be fixed.
Aquajag wonders why new updates always make more lag.
Lag did it.