Your silly friends have wandered into my Control Room.
They have been captured and locked up in the cell beyond the core.
If you wish to get them back, I suggest you give up because you will never reach the Core!
Doomed be you all!
Vie, 09/23/2011 - 16:19
Vie, 09/23/2011 - 17:31
#2
Rawr
@King-Tinkinzar
Us Pros
Will PWN U
So hard that you will hide behind the Chromalisk and Cry to death
Have fun with your Core for now. Then prepare for Gran Fausts to rain down upon you.
Vie, 09/23/2011 - 17:33
#3
Oh no, a box is talking at us
Oh no, a box is talking at us what shall we do!?
Vie, 09/23/2011 - 17:34
#4
The Alpha Team has been
The Alpha Team has been kidnapped by gremlins.
Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the Alpha Team?
Vie, 09/23/2011 - 17:35
#5
Zelda
get used to the avatars i guess xD
Vie, 09/23/2011 - 22:07
#6
Us pros?
Ha. Me noob will eat you. Leviathan to the skull. Ka-POW!
The energy will then be ours for the taking....
Vie, 09/23/2011 - 22:10
#7
never
never
Vie, 09/23/2011 - 22:14
#8
when is the core coming, oh
when is the core coming, oh mighty box
Sáb, 09/24/2011 - 08:23
#9
Foolish mortals.
You are
Foolish mortals.
You are nothing but humans controlling "virtual knights", however it is all a set up.
Amusement to you?
Well if you enjoy being pixelated, carry on.....
Sáb, 09/24/2011 - 08:30
#10
grandpa get off the internet
grandpa get off the internet you're scaring the kids
Sáb, 09/24/2011 - 08:31
#11
... Meh, I'm not a Tier 3 Knight
Good luck with rescuing the others!
I bet your Crimson Order won't even be able to defend you against the Spiral Knights!
Sáb, 09/24/2011 - 09:06
#12
Alpha Team is a lie.
Alpha Team is a lie.
Sáb, 09/24/2011 - 10:13
#13
I made a connection
Deep inside the ordered Strata is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the Core of all of the Clockworks—the boundless daemon sultan SHOEBOX, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening clicking of vile mechanisms and the thin monotonous whine of accursed machines
Sáb, 09/24/2011 - 13:11
#14
The Crimson Order is run by my children.
I AM THE CREATOR OF THE CLOCKWORKS!
I know all!
All that you know is nothing but a mere lie.
Sáb, 09/24/2011 - 16:01
#15
Thanks for creating the
Thanks for creating the clockworks, now step down while we move right in. Your time is done.
Sáb, 09/24/2011 - 16:06
#16
Meow
Meow
Sáb, 09/24/2011 - 16:31
#17
So since your the ruler of cradle...
You should know that a bunch of us have an almost unlimited amount of CE which we can use to constantly revive over and over again and the worse thing you can ever come up with as a plan to terrorize us, is raising the CE prices so that the forums would be filled with energy complaints. You should also know that you don't stand a f***k against our GMs if you try to glitch on us. Just take poor vanaduke for example.
Sáb, 09/24/2011 - 16:44
#18
gotta go to space
King Tinkerbell, I and my army of penguins can take you!...Wait I left them on earth. Well, I'm sure my knighty friends and I can! After all, your good old friend Vanaduke was crying in the corner when we were done with him!
So heres the 4-part plan. Part 1: Reach the core... Part 2: open the core with crowbars. (we'll just call a GM saying the core's door was glitched), Part 3: destroy your crimson order, Part 4: Kick your butt. And if we have time, Part 5: go to SPAAACE!
As for being a human controlling a virtual knight... Not exactly true. I dunno about you but I'm a 1,271 year old penguin who mastered regeneration who came through a crack in time..
Sáb, 09/24/2011 - 17:19
#19
Metallic Knightmare
I'd like to see those Crimson Order fleshbags stand against my Dark Briar Barrage and Biohazard.
Sáb, 09/24/2011 - 18:10
#20
Can I have a Mentos?
Oh hey maybe the king is inside the box that is his avatar LET'S GET HIM
Sáb, 09/24/2011 - 19:46
#21
...A...lie....?
Did someone say....a lie?
a lie....!?
A lie!? A LIE!?!?!
A sonofa...LIE!?!?!?!
A LIE!?!? U WANT A LIE! I'LL GIVE YOU A LIE!
CAKE.
And I, a T2 Noob with 2-3* gear, Known as Psychodestroyer, will eat your lie of a cake, and...not rule the clockworks. I'll just promote one of your underlings after I pwn you with my super ninja powers and a Leviathan, and get him to rebuild the place while I take out my rage of the lies of cake on it.
btw, thereisnospoon.
Sáb, 09/24/2011 - 19:59
#22
Butthereisafork .... And r u
Butthereisafork .... And r u really t2? If so I am seriously overestimating people :/
Dom, 09/25/2011 - 00:46
#23
Challenge Accepted.
Challenge Accepted.
Dom, 09/25/2011 - 00:53
#24
Quick, we need pink paint and a heart stencil.
Quick, we need pink paint and a heart stencil.
Dom, 09/25/2011 - 01:26
#25
@Duskfinder
Ya, I am T2. 2-3* gear only. Leviathan is my future base weapon. BTW, I am also Valkyie182, who asked you about a Dusker coat recipe. Plz send me mail ingame to discuss. IGN is now my new display name, thnx 2 Steam :D
Dom, 09/25/2011 - 04:32
#26
i currently have full 4* cept i got an acheron
Sry but I sold the recipe so ill find one for u at basil
Dom, 09/25/2011 - 22:52
#27
fufufufufufuffuu
Fuhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Still looking for one. As long as you can beat AH, I'll be happy. But not by a tiny margin, lik selling it for 4899 instead of 4999, the current lowest.
Send me mail ingame about it if u ever find it, so we can negotiate a price :D
Lun, 09/26/2011 - 03:28
#28
Where do u live?
Where do u live?
Lun, 09/26/2011 - 03:58
#29
I got a better idea
*Spam tinkenzar*
*Troll tinkenzar*
*Poke Tinkenzar*
*Point at tinkenzar*
*Kick tinkenzar*
*Sleep on Tinkenzar*
*Punch tinkenzar*
*Repeat*
Oh yes, Gremlins RULE btw.. not that i AM one..
Lun, 09/26/2011 - 04:03
#30
Or are u? *Cue dramatic
Or are u? *Cue dramatic music
Lun, 09/26/2011 - 10:13
#31
You can be as threatening as
You can be as threatening as you want, but you guys still stay as huggable and adorable as ever.
Not your fault, though. The art style does that to everything.
Lun, 09/26/2011 - 10:17
#32
I always knew that Team Alpha
I always knew that Team Alpha was just sent down to the core because they were good for nothing and always broke various things in Haven by accident. People were finally happy when they left and started to rebuild Haven.
Fits to Team Alpha's skill that they were caught by some lucky grems.
oh ...did you ever wonder WHY the Skylark crashed? x)
Alpha releases usually suck.
Lun, 09/26/2011 - 10:32
#33
DarthLOL, get off that box
DarthLOL, get off that box and stop roleplaying this instant and get back to work! The clockworks won't clean themselves!
Lun, 09/26/2011 - 20:45
#34
@Duskfinder
..................................stalker :D Kidding.
I live in NZ. New Zealand, cuz most people don't get it when I say NZ. I will say I live in Auckland, but no more than that.
*zips lips*
And get out of the box gremmy. U don't want to get claustrophobia from being in there too long.
come at me bro D: