I think this is a very important issue of today. Luckily, I have the solution.

Why is marijuana bad? Because it makes people feel good and that can't be good. Jk, but seriously WHY is marijuana bad? Because it makes people addicted. And how do we stop people from getting addicted? To make it something normal. Yes, like beer. And how to make it normal? Smoke all the cities with marijuana. Yes. I might not have an 8th grade education but I know, I am destined to lead america to where it's supposed to go, to the bottom of the sea. So if you really believe in your heart, if you believe america should be preserved for the post apocaliptic humans to discover, than vote for me and you'll all get free pubic hair.