Major Crown sink and awesome gun of enjoyment for the wealthy

Would like to see a gun that uses CR as ammo.. possible like an arbeblast (spelling?) like an old musket that fires buck shot.

starts off firing 1 cr at a time (1*) Reload animation is flicking a coin in the air and letting it fall into the chamber.
2* is a shotgun of sorts (3cr per shot)
3* is the arbeblast (7cr per shot)
4* is a Smack in the face with a giant coin glove (15cr per shot) (close range needed)
5* coin grenades... Coin confetti dynamite.. something big and explosive (25cr per shot)

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Also then we could have CE lasers.. but I think that's actually taking it a bit too far.