http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOiRpoaazw4
Recorded by Desuchan, posted here by myself cause she's lazy.
Just too lulzy not to share.

Mmm kids, I shall also tell you the story of how ingenious slags are.. one fine day, I was doing my usual tasks, removing slags from existence, when an individual decided to be sexually active and started touching the other one in inappropiate ways. Amazed, I looked at their mating ritual and well..
I died. <->