Ok since we've seen Drab turn into Military..
I for one actually feel better about it.. I never wanted anything Drab around my neck - but Military.. Military I like...
In tune with this, I (and a cohort) think that the rest of the accessory colour names should fall in line and be more.. agreeable.
So here we have
Heavy --> Strong
Toasty --> Hot
Fancy --> Pretty
Dusky --> Ninja
Cool can stay, because it's cool.
Military is also badass.
And regal...
well we've seen that just being 'regal' makes a hell of a lot of difference.. (regal regalia.. )
So Regal should now be ---> Butter
to counterbalance it's prominent positive effects and rebalance the colour war.
(I think I saw someone talk about regal regalia being called butter.. so credit to whoever that was - sorry I can't remember)
Drab is a shade of green, military uses that green so it makes sense. Can't say that for your list.
-Hot can lead to awkward missinterpretations and toasty is fine.
-how is strong a color?