Feeling down? Want to buy new weapons? pfft! Give me your money and you can live in the dream house of... your dreams!

Fashionable Scarfs! Keep Warm during the Cold Summer Heat with both Toasty and Regal Scarfs! Each for about 375k Crowns!

Meow! Amazing Vertical Vents! Live that dream of yours of being a Cat or whatever Animal you feel like! Fancy, Toasty, and Dusky Vents each for 173k!

Divinely Divine! A Divine Barrel Belly! An extremely rare artifact found deep in the clockworks held by King aiogjdoisjgosihg the Third, this rare Barrel Belly is one of a kind! Only 200k!

And of course, want to impress the ladies? Want to destroy those pesky enemies? Have no fear! Plague Needle with ASI High/CTR Low can easily destroy any enemy in your way! Using a new feature called "Radiation"! *WARNING NOT ENTIRELY SAFE. MAY CAUSE LOSS OF ENERGY*