I am aware that too much love will kill you but...
"/slap" emote is what we all need.
Letme slap you an example:
Situation: Laylla spots her guildie begging for sCrap metals (on his knees, lol that's the way) or singing badly in the most crowded Haven .. that calls for spanking!
"Laylla slaps Xcelestialneon... harsh! Oh.. me gusta!"
This might be my second favorite one (/tickle is the one)
PS: Sorry XXXcelest, don't be mad. (spanks him and runs away)
Weird, yus, and this could easily piss off babbies. Too much trouble, I think, to be worth it.