So about 9 months ago, I posted a thread with the "hidden meanings" of certain things in the world of SK: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/55525 Well, I'm at it again. Enjoy!

Supply Pack: we've never figured out what's in them, maybe its a SLACK PUPPY

Katastrophe: everyone HOT PARTAKES, but all I got from it was a SHARK TEAPOT

Winterfest: this event gave Haven FEWER TINTS and made my TWIN FESTER, but at least I got my SNIFTER WET

Black Kat: all it gives you is BACKTALK

Kat Tribe Fetish: made from the THRIFTIEST BEAK, these items were stolen in the infamous RABIES KIT THEFT, but don't worry because we can BAKE FITTER SH** from our FATTIES HERB KIT.

Echo of Silence: whenever I see a knight in this guild, I yell "OOH SCIENCE ELF! have you seen a SCENIC EEL HOOF? its how CHEF LICE NOOSE makes his LOCO FIN CHEESE." and then they usually respond with a "click your FECES HOLE ICON"

Supply Depot: I've bought the OLDEST PUPPY there with DEPUTY PLOPS because I was short on ce

Tier One: I dare you to find the hidden ION TREE. Its made out of TEE IRON.

Tier Two: I want to WRITE TO the ORE TWIT so when I see him next I can say that I WROTE IT and then start a WET RIOT.

Ancient Pages: they were brought by the CATNAP'S GENIE to ENTICE PAGANS and they hold the key to the CAPTAIN'S GENE. We need it to CEASE PANTING I found one at my job, SEANCE TAPING, while EATING PECANS.

Kat Eye Cowl: I made one after eating my WEEKLY TACO to lead a WEE YAK COLT and a WACKY EEL TO their CLOAK, YET WE got lost.

I'll add more in the future if people like these.