Unnecessary bump.
The Last Video Game character you played as (other than your SK Knight) is now out to get you. How doomed are you?
Lun, 12/14/2015 - 14:51
#152
Remember, don't shoot food.
Lun, 12/14/2015 - 17:50
#153
Well...
I expect to have several lasers through my head in a few seconds.
Lun, 12/14/2015 - 19:29
#154
I'm a Wizard
He's a detective called Pardo. I'll list his abilities.
-Lives in Miami.
-Holds most guns sideways.
-Can throw weapons at people with enough force to knock them down.
-Looking for the elusive Miami Mutilator.
-Is probably the elusive Miami Mutilator.
-Can curbstomp someone's head with enough force to crush it.
-Got nuked.
-Is able to restart stages.
Am I in trouble?
Mié, 12/16/2015 - 23:35
#155
Yup.
I played TerraTech...and
Yup.
I played TerraTech...and Megahell Kollector is about to get me.
He has over 25 Megaton Cannons, so I am finished after first hit.
Jue, 12/17/2015 - 15:52
#156
Update!
Played a new game.
I still expect the same to happen, except with a few hundred bullets and rockets mixed in.
Mié, 12/23/2015 - 00:38
#157
Ummahhh
Well, I played pokemon Alpha Sapphire (X&Y are way better btw) and World of Warcraft at the same time (IKR), So I guess I'm about to be killed by a Goblin Hunter with a lvl 60 Mega Sablye as his pet. So I'm going to be strapped to a giant rocket while simultaneously having my mind screwed around with by a little puppet ghost with gems for eyes...
I'll be fine I was watching Overwatch in the background so I'll just blink off of the rocket, catch the Sablye and use my ultimate to kill myself/ves and win the game.
Triptrap 30lvls in the future- http://images.wowhuntershall.com/2012/05/No-Dead-Zone.jpg
Onyx the sablye- http://www.pokemon.com/us/pokedex/sableye
Death with shotguns-
http://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/overwatch.gamepedia.com/thumb/7/74/Reape...
Sáb, 01/02/2016 - 10:41
#158
I'm a Wizard
New Jerk.
Throws cards and teleports. Plays way too much Poker.
I'm not sure but I think I could fend him off with a stick.
Mar, 01/05/2016 - 09:24
#159
TF2
I last played as my demoman dressed in ducks. http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=592355966
It's safe to say I'm pretty much doomed.
Mar, 01/05/2016 - 18:52
#160
The Slimes obey me. My enemies will be demolished
Great. My own Minecraft Player (with the endermaster skin) is gonna be attacking me.
Im not doomed at all. (I have 56 trillion health in every game i play)
Plus. I have instakilling powers and an SUHDB (Super Ultra Horror Death Blade) which can kill even the immortal. The invincible and the invulnerable. And is also not effected by rules (plus. It instakills)
So yeah. Nothing can really get in my way
Mar, 01/05/2016 - 22:06
#161
^
If you have 56 trillion health in every game you play, that means your minecraft character hunting you is nearly immortal.
And I'm pretty sure you don't have insta-killing powers or a SUHDB IRL.
But if you do in any computer worlds, that means your minecraft character...:
- Has tons of health
- Can instantly kill you
- Has a really, really powerful sword
- Cannot be affected by rules of any kind
- Once again, can instantly kill you, because you apparently decided to say that twice
Are you sure you're not doomed? I'm pretty sure you're doomed. RIP Kian-Slime-Master
Mié, 01/06/2016 - 20:27
#162
...
I mean that in every SK FORUMS game i play those things come into action.
*gives him amnesia (total or partial loss of memory)*
By the way i gave you total memory loss
Mié, 01/06/2016 - 21:44
#163
Remember, don't shoot food.
Nope, it's too late now. No amount of amnesia is going to stop your player.
Played Slime Rancher a bit earlier. Might be fine, if I hadn't enabled cheats. Now a time controlling maniac with infinite money, health, slimes, and jetpack fuel is after me.
Jue, 01/07/2016 - 18:49
#164
The Slimes obey me. My enemies will he demolished
*grabs SUHDB*
*instakills Minecraft player*
*walks out due to being too easy*
Jue, 01/07/2016 - 20:19
#165
^ According to you, those only happen in the SK forums.
This is supposed to be pretending they're after you in real life, so you can't do that.
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I also played Slime Rancher a moment ago. I would be fine, but unfortunately I happened to go hunting in the Moss Blanket a moment ago.
Now he's going to blow up green mangos in my face, slap me with chickens, and then splat ridiculous quantities of highly explosive slime (that automatically explodes... multiple times) all over me. Great...
Vie, 01/08/2016 - 08:49
#166
Remember, don't shoot food.
...
Mié, 01/13/2016 - 16:46
#167
Mario with a portal gun.
Lun, 01/18/2016 - 15:37
#168
Venom Snake
It's a good thing he's no slayer... but being me; unfit for combat, I'm pretty much screwed once he forcefully drafts me into the Diamond Dogs.
Jue, 02/04/2016 - 17:18
#169
Incredibly lucky
Last game I played? a character from Farfalla, a flash game where you just explore to find the exit.
Vie, 02/19/2016 - 04:41
#170
Oh, dang.
I played a star wars game on the Wii, so I'm pretty sure Mace Windu is going to either throw me out a window with the Force or slash my face in half.
Jue, 02/25/2016 - 16:48
#171
Ms. Proudmoore, I presume?
Just played League while watching World of Warcraft
But I think that there are worse ways to go than being frozen by a gnome then being whacked repeatedly by a boomerang-wielding ball of fluff
GNAR!!!- http://gameinfo.oce.leagueoflegends.com/en/game-info/champions/gnar/
Mar, 04/26/2016 - 14:36
#172
Hmm.
Last non-SK character I played as was Crono from Chrono Trigger, but I'm still at the very start, so I'm only moderately doomed.
Mar, 04/26/2016 - 21:30
#173
hm
Warface sniper, has a ZX84 snr, frag grenades, sapper shovel, and a silenced pistol
Depends on how much lag he has that day I guess
Lun, 05/02/2016 - 21:56
#174
Owch...
Last time I played AwesomeNauts as Rocco. Shooting 2 or 3 rapid arrows, can charge a projectile sniper shot, can slow enemies in Vengeance Mode. I used to do lotsa of MLG trickshots with him, so I feel I am very doomed.
Mar, 05/03/2016 - 19:56
#175
I'm a Wizard
Steve from Minecraft is coming for me. He's got a mega unbreakable diamond shovel. He is simply unstoppable.
Mié, 05/04/2016 - 15:26
#176
Cities: Skyline
Chances are, the mayor has already killed me with their absolutely clueless urban planning.
Mié, 05/04/2016 - 21:15
#177
The Pokemon Trainer! But wait! From Pokemon Trading Card Game Online! They're going to challenge me to a card game! NOOOO
Mié, 05/04/2016 - 21:18
#178
Dear lord dear lord
I played Planetary Annihilation, so the guy going after me is Osiris, a commander that can build and fight. He will certainly doom me with failed attempts at attacking me with Dox units.
Sáb, 05/07/2016 - 07:39
#179
Goodbye fellow Knights
Played Lvl. 30 Nyx on Warframe. Who has a Tonkor, a Synoid Gammacor, and the newish Broken War sword (trophy from The Second Dream). All Lvl. 30.
All I have to defend myself is a bowling pin. And a PVC pipe blade of a cosplay Gran Faust.
I am very dead.
Sáb, 05/07/2016 - 08:10
#180
Remember, don't shoot food.
P-Body from portal with cheats, which would be somewhat threatening if I hadn't completely broken the game and become unable to move or talk.
Vie, 05/13/2016 - 07:13
#181
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
I'm...going to get stalked by Decker from Invisible Inc.
Or maybe Nika is out to get me...
I don't know which one is more scary. Probably Nika. She's a psychopath.
Vie, 05/13/2016 - 08:55
#182
Violence is usually the answer
Roadhog is out to get me. Hook. I'm experiencing overwatch withdrawal help
Vie, 05/13/2016 - 23:22
#183
You're not the only one Fruitalicious
I feel that Tracer will blink behind me and wreck me. Or Bastion in Sentry/Tank Mode. I am veeeeeery doomed.
Lun, 05/16/2016 - 16:43
#184
Why...
Why did you have to put me up against Doomguy?
Luckily it isn't brutal Doom, though I'm still gonna die :(
Mié, 06/01/2016 - 02:37
#185
Fallen London
A hard-boiled detective with a pistol and pet goldfish hailing from London...
I'll die just talking to her...
Mar, 06/07/2016 - 16:28
#186
Error: Axe Required for Process
Some scuba diver from the future whose technology is primarily nonlethal but allows his most impressive weapon to be a torpedo that spreads a poisonous cloud over a wide area... in the water. If you hit true in the like three shots he can fire at a time. On land he has a knife. I think I'll be okay, probably.
Mié, 06/08/2016 - 00:39
#187
I'm a Wizard
Gumshoe Ray Spade (I renamed him to Detective Shade because I felt like it) from Another Case Solved for mobile is coming for me.
He's got the moustache. He's got the fedora. He's got the skills to pay the bills.
He may be just a gumshoe but he's dynamited his way through victory and you can't escape him. Because he completes every case assigned to him.
Ray Spade has worked hard. He's been through an apartment fire that has taken a life. He's been working for so long that they already made a movie out of that apartment fire.
Can I beat this dynamite wielding gumshoe? Nah I'm f@#$ed.
Mié, 06/08/2016 - 15:04
#188
Beauty in death.
I have Jhin coming after me. At least my death will have artistic flair.
Jue, 06/09/2016 - 16:40
#189
RIP me
I think the last game I played was Dragon Ball Xenoverse. I wouldn't have lived to finish this post.
Dom, 06/12/2016 - 19:57
#190
Star vs. The Forces of Evil was my Inspiration
The last video game character I played as was I think Little Comet. My toon on TTR. So I'm not doomed at all.
Mar, 06/14/2016 - 13:43
#191
There is a trope for this!
I . . . I don't remember the last game I played . . .
I'm screwed . . .
Mié, 06/15/2016 - 09:41
#192
...
AirMech?
Of course that I should be worried. If a Warthog AirMech with Ultimate Lexi as a pilot and with 2 Aggressors, 1 Ultimate and repair guardians is gonna stand in front of my door then Tesla RIPper.
Sáb, 07/02/2016 - 22:39
#193
I last played as falco in melee, but that isnt pathfinder chars.
Im, sorry but the only games I have played recently are Super smash bros melee and SK.
THE BEEF OF MY POST!!!:
In path finder I have a "Stormcaller" Aasimar bard. As in a half human half angel that plays a shining silver electric guitar in medival times to summon lightning bolts using ACDC's Thunderstruck. I think I would be pretty screwed. including the fact that my song "call lightning" is only a level 1 spell, and has lingering song on it, meaning a 1 turn activation acts as 3 total turns of the songs destructive never-missing bolts of lighting have an approximate 3/4 chance to stun, and at the moment do 1d8+6 damage unbuffed. Which is at the very least 7 damage, but will be able to reach 7d10+20 once I hit level 8, which I am now level 4. Did I mention it NEVER misses the damage? Also, I can do this as much as i want, and target up to 5 enemies per turn with this. At max level of 20, I can attack 25 people at once for 9D20+36 DAMAGE EACH. So yeah. I would be PRETTY DEDDED. I end my story here. *drops mic, to then backflip off the theoretical stage.*
Mié, 09/14/2016 - 02:38
#194
Bloop.
Bump from far too long ago because this game was fun.
The last character I played as was Olimar from Pikmin.
Which means now I have 100 little 2cm tall plant animal things with pointy noses rushing at my legs.
And I don't like ants.
Vie, 10/14/2016 - 23:28
#195
Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
Edward Kenway on his gold-plated Jackdaw and his pirates is out to get me.
Lun, 01/09/2017 - 22:11
#196
http://img12.deviantart.net/9
http://img12.deviantart.net/9357/i/2012/264/7/4/the_crazed_medic_by_thet...
In a scale of 1 to 10, how dead i am?
Sáb, 01/21/2017 - 08:35
#197
Remember, don't shoot food.
Last game I played was Stardew Valley...
All I have to do is stay in my room and my character can't get to me since they aren't friends with me.
Sáb, 01/28/2017 - 04:23
#198
heh.
I last played an Ace Attorney game.
I'm not screwed.
Mié, 02/01/2017 - 16:04
#199
not...sure?
could a minecraft person with a wood sword kill you?
Dom, 03/05/2017 - 13:58
#200
Remember, don't shoot food.
Played Gungeon as the Bullet, who, along with the abilities the Bullet comes with (immune to contact damage, has a sword that slices bullets out of the air), he also has a bunch of guns (of course), the most dangerous of which being the Serious Cannon.
The Serious Cannon needs to be charged to be fired, can only be fired once before you need to reload, but it fires a giant cannonball that goes across the room, bounces off walls, and deals serious damage.
They had the Galactic Medal of Valor, which, along with dealing increased damage to bosses, apparently halves their reload time.
Doesn't sound serious enough? Well, they also had Alpha Bullets, which increases the damage of the first bullet in a gun's clip, and since the Serious Cannon only has one bullet in each clip, all the bullets deal more damage.
But wait, there's more! They ALSO had the Gun Holster, which causes an extra bullet to be fired when they reload, and since they reload every shot due to their small clip, they fire an extra cannonball every time they fire it.
The only thing preventing them from becoming even more dangerous is the fact that they couldn't afford Homing Bullets. Nobody would be able to survive if that happened.
Oh, and they also leave poison on the ground whenever they roll and have a wolf that'll attempt to bite me, but that's nowhere near as serious.
I was playing this with my little cousin the other day... you know, I think I actually have a good chance of survival here...
An image so you can gaze upon the menacing demeanor of a chef meant for toddlers. Scroll down a bit until you see the image of the thing with the moustache, there's the culinary monster...
http://www.kodyaz.com/articles/telecharger-purble-place-gratuitement.aspx