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The Vending Machine V2

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Mar, 09/09/2014 - 07:26
#51
Imagen de Sacred-Earth
Sacred-Earth
NEW PAGE!!!11!1!

You get the Zelda CD-i games. Crappy as buck.

I insert an _

Mar, 09/09/2014 - 13:03
#52
Imagen de Draycos
Draycos

Out comes an -

I insert a yellow baseball cap.

Mar, 09/09/2014 - 13:23
#53
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
You get

Some blue golf shoes!

I insert a baby

Jue, 09/11/2014 - 14:41
#54
Imagen de Egpnd
Egpnd

You get a police force to arrest you.

I insert a tank of overdrive energy.

Sáb, 09/13/2014 - 07:58
#55
Imagen de Iamnoone
Iamnoone
The machine gets up and runs

The machine gets up and runs away.

Since I can't insert anything into the machine, I insert the heel of my foot into Egpnd's sternum.

Sáb, 09/20/2014 - 07:33
#56
Imagen de Doctorspacebar
Doctorspacebar
Hmm. I like this road. It seems to have a... food motif.

You get a critical hit, and shout "Time to tip the scales!"

I insert the most standoffish NPCs ever.

Sáb, 09/20/2014 - 14:44
#57
Imagen de Iamnoone
Iamnoone
The machine unloads its game

The machine unloads its game gold on you.

I insert a used tea bag.

Lun, 09/22/2014 - 15:48
#58
Imagen de Doctorspacebar
Doctorspacebar
Hmm. I like this road. It seems to have a... food motif.

You get a bucket of water, which is the most useful item in the game.

I insert a Titanic game where you punch rats.

Mar, 09/23/2014 - 10:13
#59
Imagen de Ironclaw-Mender
Ironclaw-Mender
­

You receive TITENIC SUPER ICEBERG FIST SMACK EDITION

I insert a wrench wand.

Mar, 09/23/2014 - 12:30
#60
Imagen de Holy-Nightmare
Holy-Nightmare
You get Richard the Warlock I

You get Richard the Warlock

I insert a Warp star.

Jue, 09/25/2014 - 19:11
#61
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
You get...

Kabu!

I insert a PB&J Sammich.

Dom, 09/28/2014 - 04:14
#62
Imagen de Iamnoone
Iamnoone
You get egg salad. I insert

You get egg salad.

I insert the bulldog hood ornament I took off a mack truck in a rest stop.

Lun, 09/29/2014 - 15:14
#63
Imagen de Dinosaurvista
Dinosaurvista
You get a mack truck.I

You get Your mom.

I insert a potato.

Lun, 09/29/2014 - 18:18
#64
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
You get...

PotaDoS. Just remember to land on one foot!

I insert a portal gun.

Vie, 10/03/2014 - 06:11
#65
Imagen de Doctorspacebar
Doctorspacebar
Hmm. I like this road. It seems to have a... food motif.

You get a death spike to put in your house.

I insert a forged Bronze Axe named "Science".

Dom, 10/05/2014 - 16:49
#66
Imagen de Drax-Infinire
Drax-Infinire
Science is accepted.

You get Zangetsu (Bleach (an anime) reference)

I insert Shrek.

Mar, 10/07/2014 - 06:55
#67
Imagen de Iamnoone
Iamnoone
You get attacked by some kids

You get attacked by some kids mom.

I insert that lady.

Mar, 10/07/2014 - 17:16
#68
Imagen de Drax-Infinire
Drax-Infinire
NO

A meteor can be seen in the distance.

I insert lamnoone.

Mar, 10/07/2014 - 17:20
#69
Imagen de Crazee-Pi-Forum
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

You get nothing, because you inserted no one

I insert the alien Candy Cane with dual miniguns

Vie, 10/10/2014 - 18:57
#70
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
You get...

A gingerbread man riddled with bullet holes.

I insert a puppy

Sáb, 10/11/2014 - 09:29
#71
Imagen de Doctorspacebar
Doctorspacebar
Settle it IN SMASH!

You get a BACK SLASH!

I insert a Super Scope, because I'm really feeling it!

Dom, 10/19/2014 - 16:25
#72
Imagen de Iamnoone
Iamnoone
You get a good view into a

You get a good view into a podiatrist's office.

I insert a map of an unnamed island.

Sáb, 10/25/2014 - 13:45
#73
Tender-Footmender

You get a note saying: You got a map of Cthulu's home island and you wasted it on this note. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I insert Gannondorf. (Whoever doesn't know who that is, you should play one of the Legend of Zelda games.)

Dom, 10/26/2014 - 13:21
#74
Imagen de Popoixd
Popoixd
You get the trifoce of

You get the trifoce of power.

I insert my computer lag.

Dom, 10/26/2014 - 13:26
#75
Imagen de Midnight-Dj
Midnight-Dj
Insert a quarter here

You get SK gunner update

I insert mother nature

Dom, 10/26/2014 - 14:02
#76
Imagen de Popoixd
Popoixd
You get Confession thread. I

You get Confession thread.

I insert the spiral knight suggestion forum.

Dom, 10/26/2014 - 15:18
#77
Tender-Footmender

You get a Triforce.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have the power of the one I have, and it's made of plastic, so it has the power of a plastic child's toy. Sorry if I got you all excited there until you read this part.

I insert the confession thread Midnight got.

Dom, 10/26/2014 - 19:09
#78
Imagen de Midnight-Dj
Midnight-Dj
You asked for it

You get Midnight's Master piece

I insert life fiber

Lun, 10/27/2014 - 04:32
#79
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
You get...

File Liber... wait what???

I insert a question mark.

Lun, 10/27/2014 - 14:13
#80
Imagen de Popoixd
Popoixd
All hail the cookies

You get Interrobang ! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang

I insert the dark harvest.

Lun, 10/27/2014 - 14:51
#81
Imagen de Holy-Nightmare
Holy-Nightmare
SANDVICH!

You get pumpkin guts.

I insert POOTIS!

Lun, 10/27/2014 - 15:08
#82
Imagen de Popoixd
Popoixd
You get Tf2 crossovered whit

You get Tf2 crossovered whit Attack On Titan.

I insert Missingno.

Lun, 10/27/2014 - 18:49
#83
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
Uh no not again...

*Speakers crackle* Nuclear reactor cooling system malfunction! Explosion imminent! Evacuate plant! Evacuate plant!

RUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!

(P.S. You get the apocalypse)

I insert a new machine, as the old one was destroyed.

Mié, 10/29/2014 - 13:45
#84
Imagen de Vohtarak-Forum
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

yout get a celestial shield for tour good deed

I put in the materials that should make a mixmaster if they were craftable

Jue, 10/30/2014 - 16:50
#85
Imagen de Popoixd
Popoixd
All hail the cookies.

You get a mastermix.

I insert (Insert unfunny joke here)

Vie, 10/31/2014 - 04:07
#86
Imagen de Iskrica
Iskrica
Oh you silly VM

You get a book of knock-knock jokes.

I insert a goldfish.

Vie, 10/31/2014 - 06:20
#87
Imagen de Vohtarak-Forum
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get a shark

I insert a question
"wtf is a mastermix?"

Vie, 10/31/2014 - 19:05
#88
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
You get...

A punch to the face and a note dispensed from the machine that says, "Shoulda had a V8"

I insert a shadow key with a note that says, ples sumun find mah key, dis is da prize...

Sáb, 11/01/2014 - 10:24
#89
Imagen de Vohtarak-Forum
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get to escape your box and become a greaver

I put in a mastermix

Sáb, 11/01/2014 - 11:18
#90
Imagen de Popoixd
Popoixd
All hail the cookies.

You get laser.

I insert and Owlite.

Dom, 11/02/2014 - 16:00
#91
Imagen de Iskrica
Iskrica
Oh you silly VM

You get Sam Wilson (the Falcon) saying thank you for returning his... cup.

I insert Nick Fury's hidden eye.

Lun, 11/03/2014 - 05:47
#92
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
You get...

THE DEMO'S EYE

I insert a pancake

Lun, 11/03/2014 - 12:29
#93
Imagen de Latinkon
Latinkon
French Artillery

You get French toast

I insert a 12-pound cannonball

Lun, 11/03/2014 - 12:37
#94
Imagen de Vohtarak-Forum
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get cannons to fire it-oh wait

I insert laser

Mié, 11/05/2014 - 12:25
#95
Tender-Footmender

You get a broken machine.

I place down a new machine and insert a dream.

Mié, 11/05/2014 - 12:46
#96
Imagen de Vohtarak-Forum
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get a slap in the face from reality

I insert a broken machine

Mié, 11/05/2014 - 14:09
#97
Imagen de Flame-Shinobi
Flame-Shinobi
You Get!

A fixed human!

I insert a scalpel.

Jue, 11/06/2014 - 04:57
#98
Imagen de Vohtarak-Forum
Vohtarak-Forum
I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get a spare kidney

I insert a fixed human

Mar, 11/18/2014 - 17:56
#99
Imagen de Obcydian
Obcydian
You get a giant plush Ebola

You get a giant plush Ebola virus.

I insert hugs.

Mié, 11/19/2014 - 11:56
#100
Tender-Footmender

You get a giant dinosaur to eat your face off.

I insert the note that this is post 100.

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