Ahhhhh! My unicorn is being naughty again, and I need help subduing it!
Only you guys can help me....
RULES
No killing the unicorn
You can't attempt to tame it twice in a row
No super powers
No ConfeGuns
THE UNICORN TAMING GAME!!!
mar, 12/24/2013 - 07:19
mar, 12/24/2013 - 09:39
#2
Swag IS a virtue
You fool! He HATES corn!
It makes him homicidal!
/watches as unicorn laser vision's Pipipipipi
Do better!
mar, 12/24/2013 - 10:59
#3
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
then why is it called unicorn?
/changes unicorn to a uni
there
/asks the uni if he/she wants to play any games, and that he/she gets to choose the game
mar, 12/24/2013 - 11:02
#4
Swag IS a virtue
The unicorn chooses: MURDER PEOPLE WHO CHANGED ITS NAME
mar, 12/24/2013 - 12:01
#5
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
good thing I didn't change the name, I changed the species
mar, 12/24/2013 - 13:11
#6
Swag IS a virtue
Yeah...
I shove a harness upon the unicorn
mar, 12/24/2013 - 13:28
#7
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
It kicks you for thinking it is a unicorn when it is now a uni
I ask the uni nicly
mar, 12/24/2013 - 13:41
#8
Swag IS a virtue
I use my superthreadmaker powers to change it back into a unicorn, and not a uni. It bites Pi for thinking otherwise.
I use sleeping darts in the unicorn
mar, 12/24/2013 - 20:36
#9
He falls a sleep but has
He falls a sleep but has nightmares filling your bed with poop. He wakes running wild through your house.
I throw your mothers fine china at the unicorn trying to knock him unconscious.
mer, 12/25/2013 - 05:35
#10
Swag IS a virtue
You miss... BADLY
I throw a net upon yonder unicorn
/gives the unicorn a corn on the cob
there, your unicorn is tame