I'm Cupcake-God, and I'm a Cupcake-God obviously if you couldn't tell already. As you all know from perusing Heaven, a Cupcake God is one of the 9 classes of Gods. (Cupcake-God, Luguiru, (Well, he's a Demigod, but not a real God.) Feron, (Oops, wrong Heaven, he does Haven, not Heaven. Sorry.) God God, Dog God, (None of those exist.) (Boo to the next one.) Contri, not a God, Demigod, and (Contri is one of these.) Demongod.), and I have gone down the very equally valid (It's also the best path.) path of being Cupcake-God, because cupcakes are pretty tasty. Unfortunately for you, only one person can be Cupcake-God, however, you can come to Cupcake Heaven, here's my guide on how to get there:

-Work your way towards taming a Creepcake. (They aren't cupcakes, but are the closest thing in the game. No killing them unless it has been influenced by the evil Contri)
-Work your way towards liking cupcakes.
-Work your way towards making disrespect to Contri, or murdering his followers who have no clue that Contri is actually a Demongod, which is evil, and they would be much happier at the very least following nothing. (Save murdering Contri to me)

This is all there's to it! I don't have anything to do with muffins, those are gross. I mostly just murder Contri over and over and I will continue doing that until he goes back into the hole from which he came. You might think that I'm just copying Zeddy, but that doesn't matter. The powers of being a Cupcake-God doesn't include being origional