"I like to use [cold iron vanquisher] so that I can deal less damage and be worse than my team mates for no reason though."
~fehzor

calibur --> tempered calibur --> bottle of snipe poop --> cold iron lump of

normal attacks
the cold iron lump of useless has a 3-hit normal combo with the same animations as the cold iron vanquisher, except the cold iron lump of useless is as fast as a troika, has the damage of a proto sword, and interrupts on the 5th hit like a cutter

charge attack
a 360 spin that does nothing other than spawning winter confetti and making jokes about farting and the organ located in the lower part of a man's body