So after Hours and hours of FSC FSC FSC grind....I got annoyed and thought...why doesnt vanaduke for ONE day upgrade his army!
I mean geez...they dont even have shields(Trojans are just mercenarys)Slag walkes just Hit you with their fists...why not take spears like the alm guards!

So vanaduke has for one day affored 9300 crowns to get his army Back on track!

"only today you can get the Flaming Weapons promo pack!" Only 4.99$ XD

This update features!

Clever slag walkers!
-The return of brain nomming!
-"Brains....Huh...Sword....take....use...at...enemy.....NOM...BrAiN taste good...."
Vanaduke: General! Get those 175 Slag walkers the appropriate Anti Elemental shields and Piercing weapons! Also where is my Immunity to Autogun tpye robe...
General: But sir! Then people wont be able to cheeze your fight!

Vanaduke: Dude! Im supposed to be the Final boss before those shadow lair things!

General: But then players will annoy me with whispers calling on hacks!

Vanaduke: Well then Buy better Back guards for trojans....also give them the appropriate peircing defense!

*Explosion*

Slag Doctor: Vanaduke....your mace will not explode when used!
Vanaduke: Good job...
Slag doctor: But wont the knights call on hacks again?
Vanaduke: Nope they probably wont!

*Crowd sounds*

Vanaduke:Whats going on.... A ARENA?!
Gladiator: Well you quessed it boss! Only the winners of the arena get the awesome swingy swing maces!
Spearman: Hehehe il hold on to my trusty Spear...
*Spear turns to ash*
Spearman: Looks like we will be needing more weapons!
Vanaduke: Go ask the blacksmith!

Soldiers:: WHERES THE BLACKSMITH! WHEREZ DA BLAKSMIATH!

Blacksmith: Stop screaming! Your not markilpier?!

Soldiers: We need spears and swingy ball maces!

Blacksmith: Well im not implemented yet...IM DLC!
"Only 2.99$"

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This was the FSC grinder Blooper special!