Hello there!

In honor of the New Year, me 'n Jabbzz(our birthday), and just for kicks another good friend's guild(The Drunk Guild)...

We're hosting a *Poof* Party!

What does this mean?
Welp, it means that you bring anything that goes POOF and use it.

When will this magical event happen?
January 2. 10am PST. Haven 2. Snipe Garden.

What do you have to bring?
Poofable items. Confetti, fireworks, snowballs, storm callers, recon flares, even opening up all those boxes you've been hoarding all those months!

(This entire story is based on true events, with extreme exaggeration and injected humor. Some might be offended, but most won't. Enjoy, and give feedback if you want.)

Before I start, I want to say that I used to live a normal life, drinking unhealthy energy beverages and taking pictures of squirrels and whatnot. Life was simple, until the day I set on an adventure through the strange depths of the internet known only as "the clockworks."

Last week Halody (The Halcyons Odyssey) started a guild event called Halody pick up lines. The winner got 10kcr just for fun and stuff.
You can read some of the entries here.

However now I keep getting in game mails with pick up lines from random people, and a dude on the forums as well, so I thought, hey why not make this a SK event?

So here are the rules:
- Submit a pick up line, doesn't matter whether it's directed towards the male or female audience.
- You can submit as many times as you like.

(So, I've been playing Rotting Metropolis a lot lately, and I noticed the lost squad was clumped together, except for one who was apart from the group. I've been imagining the scenarios that happened to the lost squad. Have a quick read and tell me what ya think.)

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"Ambush!" Yelled Greg, the leader of my squad. The undead had just risen and attacked us from all sides.

Prizes have been distributed! Thanks for playing!

Ladies and gentlemen,

As one of the hosts of the Arsenal Podcast, I'd like to welcome you to the Arsenal Podcast Winter Giveaway!

What is the Arsenal Podcast?

This has become something I have seen come and go many times in the Forum RP/Video Game/IRC RP standeds. It comes and goes and most times it always seems to die out at some point or another, this being said I do quite know what to think anymore. Now I have been thinking of making a RP for SK for a while, that does not mean it is out of the running mostly because I like to join them but still.

Discuss this game here: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/94683

List of Champions and achievements.

The Battle List of Champions! (Choose your opponent!)

[For the kill counts, even a Death Level One will count as a kill, even though it leaves the opponent alive.]
Dark Gnashbone, the Shadowy Revenge (Replaced regular Gnashbone)
The Iron Maiden, Destroyer of Darkness
Count Bleck, Master of Darkness (Kill count:2)
Iur, the Swarm Essence (Kill count: 5)
Truborn the Earth Raiser (Kill count: 2)
Aisha, the Elemental Caster (Kill count: 1)

This Sunday 10am Eastern Time, Electro Hawks will host their yearly snowball fight! Anyone is allowed to come but please bring at least 30 snowballs for yourself. The event will be recorded on our channel and will be run by me in Haven 7. Also recruiting 3 star knights and above that are active and fun for our guild! If you want more info and updates about the event, please mail me in game. [Also in Guild Recruitment due to advertising guild and General Discussion due to the discussing the event]

Not all missions are meant to be returned from.

A one shot fic that touches on what happens when the fate of the world lies on the shoulders of the defeated.

Hello! I'll be hosting this fun game! So basically the game goes as such:
Using this Random Number Calculator: http://www.mathgoodies.com/calculators/random_no_custom.html
Here is how it goes:
The number calculator will calculate first, who will win the battle, and what kind of death the opponent will receive. The minimum number is 1, max is 10. 1 is the most weakest, 10 is the strongest.