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Every single time I play SK
Frustrated so much I'm frothing
All I have to say
Is that I'm the Lord of Nothing

Every single time I die
In Lockdown or under Vanaduke's eyes
I turn to the nearest player
and ask stupidly for a revive

And now I'm so poor
I'm not really something
In Lockdown
I'm known as the Lord of Nothing

Every single time
The Black Kat event appears
I don't spend my time farming
And later on it's a slap to my rear

I really suck at Shadow Lairs
I really suck at farming
I really suck at being fair
I'm the ultimate Lord of Nothing

Note from the writter.

Hi, Midnight here, your favourite valkyrie troll is here with his god-awful fanfic. The fact is, this is actually not my first fanfic, the one before is even worse (I buried it deep behind my garden so it will never be seen)!

Here are some notes before you start puking at my fanfic:
-English is not my first language and I am bad at language in general (my highest mark is about C - ), so there will be poor vocab and bad grammar in this fanfic.

Christmas is here, and that means art for (almost) everyone! Turnout was 12 out of 15 presents (not including the extras).

I would like to thank everyone who helped make this event a success. Especially Solotron, who managed to do a whopping FOUR gifts in addition to the one he was assigned to do.

If you don't see your name on the list of people who received art, a few artists and I will try to right the wrong within the next couple of days.

For Dragunityhunter, drawn by Solotron

Ah, this is my first time using the forums, so please bear with me here. (If I'm not supposed to post this here, I'm really, terribly sorry!) ^^;

Anyway, I have been contemplating on including the payments of Crowns and/or Energy for my commissions, but I'm not really sure what to charge. I don't have many examples to show you, but I'll provide you with what I can so that I can get some kind of idea for it.

Here are a few examples of what I offer (I'm still working on drawing "Spiral Knight style" as I like to call it, but I will update when I am able to draw it):

For the following few weeks Nova Squad will be hosting several in character events within the game, the first of which being a meet and greet at our guild hall on Wednesday, and Thursday, both events will be taking place almost all day long, so show up whenever!

You might (make that definitely) enjoy reading this more if you do it while listening to this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIHRgisdbeY

Out in the townsquare just east of the Bazaar,
I fell in love with a Mexican boy.

Night-time would find me alone by the fountain after he'd leave me to go play lockdown.

Blacker than night were the eyes of my Darkcub,
Wicked and evil while casting a spell.

My love was deep for this Mexican bandido;
I was in love but in vain, I could tell.

One night a wild Icycutie came callin,
Wild as the The Jempire wind.
Dashing and daring,

Darkness...
Shattered...it...me...
Medals...elements...
Help...secret...to all...

Upon recieving this criptic message, Pivot readies to hunt for the medals, being careful not to tell anyone of the expedition.

Title Screen (WIP. Will make soon)

Using Anura (The Frogatto and Friends engine), I intend to (once again) attempting to launch a fan game. I think I've learned from my past blunders, and am ready to begin proper. (If I fail this time, I'll make a pixel art of my knight eating his Groundbreaker Helmet.)

Christmas is coming up (well, not that close but it is at least December) and I want to make something for it, but I'm lazy and am going to make a 12 Days of Christmas parody. :P

On my first day of Spiral Knights, Nick gave to me,
a truckload of radiant crystals! (yay, Nick's so kind!)

On my second day of Spiral Knights, Nick gave to me,
two rabid snarbys,
and a truckload of radiant crystals!

On my third day of Spiral Knights, Nick gave to me,
three battle sprites,
two rabid snarbys,
and a truckload of radiant crystals!

On my forth day of Spiral Knights, Nick gave to me,

I don’t think there are too many people around here that could forget Tev’s contests, (specifically 2.0) but it’s September 14th that's important here.
At least, I’m pretty sure that was the day of the Awards Ceremony in the 2.0 contest. Y’see, there were lots of events then, and they were really fun. So I’ve decided to do something like that. With some events. 6, to be exact.

The first thing that I’d ask (er, probably) would be: When does this thing take place? To answer myself, no wait, to answer an unasked question, I mean-