This song isn't trying to make fun of anybody. It's a reminder of what playing Lockdown should be about.

Goes to the tune of this

My friend the lucky knight
Likes relying on his UVs
I can't afford his ping
So I'm stuck here playing badly
I don't have ASI
I don't have max damage
It's not having what you want
It's wanting what you've got

I'm gonna be a good sport
Gonna tell everyone
To lighten up
I'm gonna tell 'em that
I've got nothing to blame
For every time I feel lame
I'm looking up
I'm gonna be a good sport
I'm gonna be a good sport

I've got two thousand crowns
It's not close to near enough
To buy the things it take
To earn me some of your hate
Every time I turn around
I'm looking up, you're looking down
Maybe something's lagging you
That makes you act the way you do

I'm gonna be a good sport
Gonna tell everyone
To lighten up
I'm gonna tell 'em that
I've got nothing to blame
For every time I feel lame
I'm looking up
I'm gonna be a good sport
(Cuz being nice is still free)

Don't have any long kill streaks
and I sometimes play with AT
You can always flinch-lock me, but baby
I still have my strategy
Every time I turn around
I'm looking up, you're looking down
Maybe something's lagging you
That makes you act the way you do
Maybe I am lagging too

I'm gonna be a good sport
Gonna tell everyone
To lighten up
I'm gonna tell 'em that
I've got nothing to blame
For every time I feel lame
I'm looking up

I'm gonna be a good sport
Gonna tell everyone
To lighten up (I'm gonna tell 'em that)
I've got nothing to blame
For every time I feel lame
I'm looking up

I'm gonna good sport
I got my gaming face on
So I can play on