Ok, maybe not quite an orbital friendship cannon, given that the clockworks is all buried miles underground, but I think it would be a neat visual style of bomb to have: have the bomb itself look sort of high tech and circuity with various antennas, flashing lights and electrical gubbins sticking out of it, and have the detonation animation look sort of like a bomb drop or death ray beam from above. Could make it deliver a cluster of small detonations to differentiate it from the bombs we have now.
Damage type, statuses, etc? Don't care. I just want to call in an airstrike/orbital bombardment.
YESS!!!! I WANNA GO TO MONSTERS AND SAY, AIRSTRIKE *****!!!!!!