It's a million dollars worth of cockroaches.

I wish for a wish, and wish for a wish until the wish is a kitten

You get skcitshsif.
I wish for a wish until that wish is a cure for anything to make myself not allergic

Granted, it makes you evolve into your fat momma.

I wish for ten million dollars*

*Ten million dollars, henceforth known as MONETARY WISH-AWARD to be paid in discreet monthly sums, where "discreet" is defined as "substantive yet within the bounds of common sense and law, as it pertains to [CURRENT MUNICIPALITY]." Monetary wish-award is to be accompanied by verifiable documentation, for tax purposes. Source of monetary wish-award may not be from one of the following sources - fraud or any illegal activity, human catastrophe, loss of significant personal acquaintance or family, international incident, collapse of society, critical injury to any parties involved in the monetary wish-award agreement, death of any of the parties involved in the monetary wish-award agreement, or any other negative happenstances. Recipient of wish-award is additionally exempt from statistical tendencies towards suicide or self-harm demonstrated by other recipients of large cash awards.
The undersigned wish-granter acknowledges the above terms and recognizes that any violation of the above terms will result in refunding the wish with no expectation of compensation.

Granted, it's an atom of rare candy.

I wish to fix my typo in my username on this forum.

I wish for sand! Granted, but its moldy!

You get the Pyrotech Aclhemer Mk4.

I wish I could actually play this game again.

Congrats, they are frozen vertical air vents.

I wish people would get some of the memes i say!!!!!!

But you got them with third party software, GMs saw your suspicious activity and they banned you.
I want to fail forging Spirals-Ore. He will then be burnt to ashes!

ERROR, please try again after I launch Energyload.exe.
ERROR 198: Which wish?

I wish to see how the Cradle's Core looks from inside.

ERROR, ERROR, ERROR, ERROR, *explodes*

I wish CorruptAWishII.exe would stop doing that.

I dont know which wish, so you got. Sadly isn't uncorrected.
I want to forge Galax to shut him up.

w i s h r e q u e s t d e n i e d

I want a sandwich! Give me a sandwich!

!drawkcab siht daer tsuj uoy !snoitalurgnoC

I wish galax became a NopeScoping SnoopWolver

Granted, but he does not know your steam id

I wish everyone would realize the potential of cautery sword

I ate it. I also ate that gun you were going to shoot me with.

GIVE ME COOKE SO I CAN GIVE TO ^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but they all die on their first battle.

I wish Spirals-Ore's backwards message was written correctly.

Granted.gjnopdhopon

COEKAJIEJNIEOIUPDmkopsdfmioio-

GRANTED

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but he comes back :3

I wish for the ability to post things on this forum

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Your nonexistent wish is granted. You now no longer exist.

I wish for a dozen eyelashes in my hand to make eyelash wishes with.

That wasn't a wish. Because you no longer exist and the wish doesn't exist, you are now back in the real world.

I wish to be standing 10 feet from you.

Granted but its oatmeal raisin.

I wish for an anvil to appear next to me.

Granted, I explode and kill you and Energy Load. Then Galax Respawns.

I wish for FISH

Granted, groups and groups of all species start dissapearing.

I wish for sanvixh!!!!!!!!!!