Guess what guys? I did the Punch thing with the one variant tickets. I got a damage bonus vs gremlin low on my Divine Avenger, and a damage bonus vs beast low on my Plague Needle. I blew 40k of my hard earned cr just for that stuff, and only 20k I would consider as well spent. Why the heck do we need to roll UV's with Punch? It's absolutely stupid. My idea is this: make Punch give DEFINITE UVs instead of this dumb rolling business. Why do we have to gamble anyways in this game. Here's my idea:

1) You need to buy UV slots from Punch. Same price as the prices he charges for random UVs. The more slots, the more it costs.
2) You blow energy in it. Damage bonuses, attack speed increases, armor increases, charge time reductions all start at a low 10 ce. These UVs start at Low only.
3) These UV's are upgradable, so you're UV's can be increased, but the ce cost will gradually increase along with it, starting from 50 ce, then 200 ce, then 400 ce, and finally 800ce.
4) Can be upgraded until Maximum! Maximum costs 800ce.
5) Costs materials. For example, a Shadow resist increased UV will require dark shards, Forbidden Fruits, Phials of Phear, etc. Depending on the UV you want, you need to provide these specific materials.

I really dislike this rolling business. +1 if you agree. The only reason people won't want to +1 this is because they got lucky with Punch on their first few tries.