A crazy scientist beheads Artistbma. He then mix Artistbma's head and Unstable's scarf. As a result, it turns into a bigass monster that summons the meteors!
The monster fight Chtullhuhlhoyihhkhihihu, resulting the universe exploded. This is all your fault, artist. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! I wish I can go back to the past to kill your mother so your existence is removed!
Your wish is granted but it was your mother that was killed.
That wish is permanent and not corruptible. Any attempts to do so will result in you being mocked into the proper thread for that game.
I agree with Immortous.
Immortous agrees with me.
Iamnoone corrupts my wish.
Iamnoone is removed from existence.
But you can't remove no one from existence, so....
I tie Fleet up and give him back to Iam.
Thanks again. This time I'll have to do it better.
/mixes cement and pours it into a frame on the ground
/takes Fleet and plants him in the middle of it
/builds a titanium building around him and the cement
/secures the building to the cement
/paints a hit Fleet with a balloon sigh for 1CE
/fills the balloons with paint
Then I kicked you in the face and mad you sleep again.
Someone gets Roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
I teleport into your face and you're exploded into pieces.
I still not responding.
I have no idea what that means.^
I ask Persef how he felt about that.
Persef raged and gave you the Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick, negatively reinforcing why you should never ask him about his feelings.
A child drops a strawberry out of one of the top windows, in a high rise building, to see what would happen.
I catch it in my mouth. Heck yeah.
I spit the strawberry back at the kid.
The kid was a 5 year old crybaby. He runs to his mom and tells here a hippie
Spit a strawberry at him. The mom calls the cops and you were arrested
I crash land Apollo 11 on cradle
The paparazzi surrounded you. Your photo was on the evening news, in the paper and on every magazine. Everyone knew you were the winner. You found yourself being stalked. Your house was broken into. All your winnings were stolen.
Stop the foundling of utters.
I start a charity to put an end to the sexual abuse being endured by cows in the dairy industry.
Every sexual person kills you
I baked a cookie
No one stole your cookie because no one was dead.
I set a raging bull loose in the Mall of America.
I shoot your bull's head with a Callahan. It topples over and squishes Immortous.
I try to pull the bull's carcass off of him.
I help you. Immortous quickly becomes free.
Immortous is a little flatter...a littler taller...a little wider.
/think Immortous wonders what a flat, tall, Trojan looks like.
I drink some Dr. P, and the fizz quickly expands in my body to restore me to my original size. =D
You get fatter and fatter. You start to float.
I tie a string around your ankle.
"Look Mom, a kite."
I sense a terrible power building inside of me.
I unleash the fury of a can of Dr.P into Iam's and his mom's face.
"Uh....pardon me...."
We turn green and gag.
Yo, what died in you?
We stop breathing and fall to the ground.
I try Healing Omega (from the 3rd game) and cure Iamnoone (and his mom) of unconsciousness.
I accidentally revive a dead Margrel. (Black Kat boss.)
You get lice.
I shave you bald and spray you with raid.
No one likes Immortous anymore because of his ugly head.
I grab some insect repellant and rub it all over myself and Iamnoone so we don't get lice.
I nuke you all.
I give an offer to give you random crowns to anyone who post below me.
Nooooooo! You will share my fate!
I wash your repellant off and rub the lice into your heads.
I shave yall bald and spray you with raid.
/cries
I was just trying to help and save you from the bugs. Do you have any idea how long it took to grow it that long.
I try to glue my hair back on my head.
/puts the wig on my head and has glue dripping down my face
/asks the next person if I look good
Tells Iam..."sure?"
Tells Iam he might want to look into that Bosley stuff.
/rubs the stubble.
It's starting to grow back. :)
/finds a hurt bird in the road and places him in the grass off to the side.
Revives hurt bird in grass with 5 ce
Goes home and fries sliced potatoes
Takes the potatoes and eats them all.
Thanks Intel for the snack.
Intel didn't hear you because someone was holding his head in the hot oil.
Tries a intel chip.
The intel chip explodes in your mouth, making your head explode.
I laugh at the situation.
I make another Iamnoone mold and pour Iam's splattered remains in along with some Elmer's glue.
I wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wa-gosh dang it. Hurry up and glue Iam! D=
The glue sets but I'm seriously deformed.
I try to take a step and fall on my face breaking my elbow off. I try to yell but the sound travels through my insides making a fart comes out of my ears.
That ear-fart rouses the neighbors.
They run to see what caused the flatulent blast!
Who runs? They all got murdered by uhh uhh-- Immortous! Yes, he's the murderer! :O You're going to hell ;(
I'm fortunate to roll Iam up in paper and put him in my truck
He is gladly eaten by you as your dinner
I travel forward in time and eat fossilized lamnoone encased in the stomach of Skyguarder it tastes better than the real thing.
I travel backward in time before Iam ate the intel chip, and save him from the splattering!
I laugh at yall as the Iam-bite you're about to chew disappears into thin air. =P
That would've hurt too.
My spirit flies around the room.
Immortous goes crazy wishing he had seen it.
I wish I had seen it too.