And I bribe them for a penny, so they sent me out.
I went to someone's house, took a dump and fed their dog my dump.
Before and After Game
jeu, 03/28/2013 - 20:34
#802
ven, 03/29/2013 - 07:34
#803
I nuke everybody..
The nuke blows up at the core's very center killing all.
I do a dance with millions of cakes and foods around me as I am In the finished skylark away from harm.
ven, 03/29/2013 - 10:23
#804
I eat everything, become fat and squish you badly.
I run to the Ice cream shop
ven, 03/29/2013 - 14:32
#805
You get hit by the
You get hit by the Boogeyman's car because you forgot to look both ways when crossing the street.
Now you are the Boogeyman :3
I somehow turn into a cat.
ven, 03/29/2013 - 20:39
#806
..... I backed away, with a fierce disliking to cats
I roll punch 30 times to try and get CTR med on a bomb.
sam, 03/30/2013 - 07:45
#807
Mojo-beef
You roll Punch 30 times on your DBB, and get slime bonus low.
I offer to take it off your hands for an Ecto Drop. Or two.
sam, 03/30/2013 - 12:59
#808
welp.
(that actually happened soooo)
I accept, because I don't even like DBB
I then proceed to ragecraft shard bombs.
sam, 03/30/2013 - 15:03
#809
Then I rip the bomb in pieces and you wasted energy for nothing.
I run :D
sam, 03/30/2013 - 16:53
#810
*PEW* *pellet expands* *BOOM* *SHOCK*
You trip on lamnoone's tooth.
I spam Polaris shots at a foster home for mentally challenged knights.
mer, 04/10/2013 - 17:04
#811
*SHOCK* *Mock*
Next minute you know, you were laying on the concrete floor, bleeding.
I poked a rock with a stick.
jeu, 04/11/2013 - 04:40
#812
Tortodrone gets up and kicks
Tortodrone gets up and kicks your butt.
Hyper plays floor mat begging for help.
jeu, 04/11/2013 - 22:45
#813
He is stepped on
He is stepped on regardless.
I eat all the pizza crust that tastes like biscuits and THROW THE CHEEEESE!!!
sam, 04/13/2013 - 15:55
#814
She falls down into a hole
I
She falls down into a hole
I turn myself into a living Acheron
sam, 04/13/2013 - 17:03
#815
You are melted down a gun buy
You are melted down a gun buy back program.
I ate the pizza without crust.
sam, 04/13/2013 - 17:30
#816
the crust was the antidote
the crust was the antidote for the poison contained in the pizza
I cut through OCH ( I'm a sword for the rest of my posts)
sam, 05/04/2013 - 05:12
#817
Seerus is upset.
Seerus sends
Seerus is upset.
Seerus sends his gremlins to kill everyone.
sam, 05/04/2013 - 11:20
#818
I kill the gremlin that
I kill the gremlin that seerus have envoyed.
I buy a gran faust.
sam, 05/04/2013 - 18:59
#819
I steal it.
I throw a tomato
I steal it.
I throw a tomato at my neighbor's house.
sam, 05/04/2013 - 19:56
#820
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
You hit the neighbor's demented cat who never forgets the wrongs done to it.
I decide to buy a Spiral Knights Soundtrack.
dim, 05/05/2013 - 09:55
#821
The files are corrupted however, and they screw up your computer. Story of my life.
I'm exhausted, so I go back to bed...
lun, 05/06/2013 - 05:10
#822
You lie in bed. You think
You lie in bed. You think about those corrupted files. You think about how to fix them and keep it from happening again. You think about what you have to do tomorrow. You lie in bad starring at the black ceiling unable to sleep.
I give Immortous a warm glass of milk.
mar, 05/07/2013 - 11:55
#823
Too be honest, I usually don't sleep as soundly as others!
Accepts glass of milk! Thanks Iam! Never tried this. =P
I decide to pour some hot chocolate mix into the milk, and sprinkle in some cinnamon!
mer, 05/08/2013 - 20:27
#824
You're the one who will still
You're the one who will still have money in your pocket when everyone else wakes up yelling, "Someone picked my pockets while i was sleeping!"
I wonder if Immortous would like whipped cream with his chocolate.
I take the can and pretend to spray it in the hot chocolate but spray it in Immortous face instead.
ven, 05/10/2013 - 15:43
#825
Ha....hopefully that'll never come in handy though.
I wipe the whipped cream out of my eyes, and go back to sipping my personalized hot cocoa.
I think, therefore I exist.
sam, 05/11/2013 - 16:29
#826
I kill his mother before she
I kill his mother before she had you
puts wipped cream in own face
sam, 05/11/2013 - 18:58
#827
You monster! D=
I teleport back in time and kill Pipipipipi before he kills my mother!
I place the remains of Pipi in an urn, add some whipped cream, shake it, and throw it into the Pacific Ocean.
dim, 05/12/2013 - 01:35
#828
Whoa Bad luck to you Pipipipipi
Pipipipi got ate by shark in the ocean
I try to use dark magic to arise Pipipipipi But he turn into Shark-Shaped Wolver!
dim, 05/12/2013 - 04:09
#829
Pipipipi eat you because he
Pipipipi eat you because he angry because you failled
I destroy my computer
dim, 05/12/2013 - 08:33
#830
You Got shocked from
You Got shocked from computer
I eat pie while im in Pipipipipi Belly
dim, 05/12/2013 - 10:45
#831
The pie gives you E. coli
I
The pie gives you E. coli
I rob the auktion hosue
dim, 05/12/2013 - 11:57
#832
I throw you down the elevader
I throw you down the elevader shaft I threw you down a long time ago
I jump into a volcano killing me and Thowardz
dim, 05/12/2013 - 12:41
#833
I revive pipi but not
I revive pipi but not thowardz
I infect nick with a Neurax worm
dim, 05/12/2013 - 17:10
#834
you gave the nick that made
you gave the nick that made Spiral Knights a Neurax worm
he bans you from the game
then I hack and ban all GM's and bring Doom back
dim, 05/12/2013 - 18:29
#835
I steal a ban stick
I go into
I steal a ban stick
I go into lockdown with it
dim, 05/12/2013 - 18:44
#836
everyone you hit gets
everyone you hit gets banned
you become the owner of this game
dim, 05/12/2013 - 21:29
#837
Then GM Type Code To the
Then GM Type Code To the server to ban Doom-Xx
Then GM Pardon everyone else except Doom-Xx
lun, 05/13/2013 - 05:11
#838
I take out my hack tool
I
I take out my hack tool
I hack into the GM account unbanning me again
lun, 05/13/2013 - 05:19
#839
Then You got Virus from
Then You got Virus from GM(Make you cant hack with your computer)
I call police to catch this Hacker
lun, 05/13/2013 - 05:21
#840
I take out my mini gun and
I take out my mini gun and kill em all
I go to the GMs house and steal the computer to un ban myself and I blocked the ban button on me so nothing can get me banned
Gtg
lun, 05/13/2013 - 05:28
#841
All GMs In the house Shooot
All GMs In the house Shooot Gun At you
I go to feed my wolver
lun, 05/13/2013 - 13:35
#842
I defeat them all.
Period
I defeat them all.
Period
lun, 05/13/2013 - 15:44
#843
I give me and Doom the power
I give me and Doom the power of nick
Right after I point my slime med Umbra Driver at him and force him to tell me his username and password, then kill him
lun, 05/13/2013 - 16:47
#844
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
But wait!
Nick can't be killed! His mustache is magical! He angrily glorps you into himself, devouring you rapidly.
I listen to the Spiral Knights Remixed! soundtrack in hopes of growing a magic mustache.
lun, 05/13/2013 - 17:31
#845
You grow 1 which magicly
You grow 1 which magicly tries to choak you
My Poccessing TOAST!!! friend poccesses NicK, he uneats me and I suck the magic out of his moustach, I make him tell me his username and password, and kill him with a charged Umbra Driver shot
lun, 05/13/2013 - 17:35
#846
I go to sleep
I get more of
I go to sleep
I get more of those Neurax Worms to infect the GM team to get whatevevevver updates I Want
lun, 05/13/2013 - 18:04
#847
I help
I put the battle
I help
I put the battle Sprite update on NOW!!!
lun, 05/13/2013 - 20:23
#848
It wasn't ready and the SK
It wasn't ready and the SK community went on a OOO attack.
I ride down a mountain on a rip line.
mar, 05/14/2013 - 05:08
#849
You crash into the
You crash into the wilderness
I force OOO to work 24/7
mar, 05/14/2013 - 08:32
#850
The OOO Refuse To work 24/7
The OOO Refuse To work 24/7 (They are people Not robot)
asking Doom-Xx "can You work 24/7 For update game?"
The judge thinks otherwise!
Skyguarder is thrown in prison.