Spiral Knights - The Official Spiral Knights Diner Menu(Updated)

The Official Spiral Knights Diner Menu(Updated)

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Sáb, 07/28/2012 - 19:38

Battlee

Hello fellow knights!Chef Battlee here.Today I will show you my menu of the ultimate Spiral Knights luxury meal!Feel free to tell me fabulous dishes you have in your mind and which dish you like the most and which one was the most disgusting in posts!

Soup:
-Seasoned Mewkat ears broiled with Walker Slag eyes(5,670 Crowns)
-Herb Electrolisk broiled with Devilite venision(4,500 Crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO BE ELECTRIFIED AFTER EATING THIS DISH.
-Devil IT Overtimer arms mixed with tofu(2,678 Crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS EATING THIS GET A STRANGE URGE TO MAIM SNIPES.
-Silkwing clipped wings mixed with Greaver fat(7,654 Crowns)
Main dish:
-Voltrode spaghetti with Love puppy meatballs(8,907 Crowns)WARNING:EAT AT YOUR OWN RISK!FOR KNIGHTS WHO CAN EAT IRON AND METAL!
-Deep fried Rapid Snarlbolax with wolver paws(143,908 Crowns)SUPER LUXURY DISH
-De la Trojan stone meat(23,879 Crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS EATING THIS SOMETIMES TURN INTO STONE!
-French fried Darkfang Thwacker Eyeballs(17,908)
-Stir fried Darkfire Vanaduke venison with Slag dust(1,000,000 Crowns)SUPER DUPER LUXURY DISH
Side dish:
-Mortafire shaved feet with extra pepper(7,908 Crowns)WARNING:SOME KNIGHTS AUCTUALLY EXPLODE AFTER EATING THIS.KEEP A SHIELD!
-Darkfang mender salad(21,897 Crowns)SIDE AFFECT:KNIGHTS EATING HAVE KNOWN TO SELF HEAL ONE'S CUTS FAST!
-Caucasian Ash Tail surprise(868 Crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS EATING THIS HAVE KNOWN TO MAKE SEVERAL MADE DASHES TO THE RESTROOM!
-Raw Wolver intestine and Guts(9,896 Crowns)Warning:NOT FOR THE WEAK STOMACH!
Dessert:
-Royal Jelly Queen apple pudding sprinkled with gold(432,865 Crowns)SUPER LUXURY DISH
-Ice Cube mint pudding(12,321 crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS BEEN KNOWN TO FREEZE UP AFTER EATING!
-Super Blast Cube ice cream(32,908 Crowns)WARNING:KNIGHTS SOMETIMES BLOW UP AFTER EATING!EAT AT OWN RISK!
-Rock jelly pudding that has no flavor(342 Crowns)Warning:Knights sometimes chip off a few teeth while eating.
Punkin King Pie(43,897 crowns)
Drinks:
-Orange Polar Polyp Crush(1,000 Crowns)
-Root Mini cube beer(2,908 Crowns)
-Haven water(500 crowns)
-Exploding water(1,000 Crowns)Warning:read the title carefully!
-Polyp Rum(2,897 Crowns)
-Polyp Roots Beer(3,896 Crowns)

Have a good day and come back again!

Sáb, 07/28/2012 - 19:39

Pokenuevo

I think a little bit of my dinner is coming back up.

Sáb, 07/28/2012 - 19:40

Dukeplatypus

You serve Mewkat? You

You serve Mewkat? You monster! :C

Sáb, 07/28/2012 - 19:43

Battlee

Ummm....

Well mewkat has became really famous to eat these days...

Dom, 07/29/2012 - 01:03

Cornu

Um..

I'm not sure I want to eat at a restaurant where most of the dishes come with the possible side effect of severe bodily harm, thank you very much.

Dom, 07/29/2012 - 07:52

Tersakaff

I'D NEVER EAT THOSE PRETTY LITTLE CRITTERS HOW DARE YOU EVEN TRY TO TURN THEM INTO FOOD YOU MONSTER

Dom, 07/29/2012 - 09:10

Grittle

you forgot nightshade

you forgot nightshade ale.....

Dom, 07/29/2012 - 09:18

Idespawn

Change Oiler Pumpkin pie to

Change Oiler Pumpkin pie to Punkin King/Gourdling pie, it seems more appropriate.

Dom, 07/29/2012 - 11:25

Tersakaff

That would be hella rare.

Dom, 07/29/2012 - 12:06

Winlit

I'm hungry

You all have no class...darned environmentalists

I'll have the Seasoned Mewkat ears broiled with Walker Slag eyes with exploding water, and rock jelly pudding for dessert.

Is it a danger to my health? yes.
Do I care? No

Bring on the food good sir!

Dom, 07/29/2012 - 12:20

#10

Tersakaff

No no no
OH GOD NO
I don't understand how could someone even think of such thing!

Dom, 07/29/2012 - 12:20

#11

Battlee

YEAH!

NOW your talking!(claps for winlit)

Mar, 07/31/2012 - 08:51

#12

Battlee

Please...

Just tell me what you like to eat -.-

Mar, 07/31/2012 - 09:00

#13

Grittle

I'll have a super blast cube

I'll have a super blast cube ice cream, orange polar polyp crush, and a keg of nightshade ale, so i can have the Spiral knight-like hangover of a lifetime

Mar, 07/31/2012 - 09:01

#14

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

No thank, *proceeds to eat pizza and lasagne*

Mar, 07/31/2012 - 09:04

#15

Aureate

Processing Thoughts of You Always

I will have the Silkwing clipped wi-
...you're selling Love Puppy metal?!
O.o

I'm outta here.

Mar, 07/31/2012 - 09:05

#16

Aureate

*double post dust trail*

Mar, 07/31/2012 - 09:25

#17

Tersakaff

I'd rather have corn, thank you.

And FALLCONN VOG HONK IT NOW I WANT LASAGNE SO BAD A;KFD;'GJALSKDJD BRB KITCHEN

Mar, 07/31/2012 - 09:27

#18

Fallconn

FALCON PUNCH!

VOG FLAME IT NOW I WANT SOME #!#$ING CORN! AND SOME CEREAL TO GO WITH IT! AND I'LL GET CHOCOLATE MILK INSTEAD OF REGULAR HAHAHAHHA!!!! I WIN THIS TIME TERS!!! I ACTUALLY WON!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! WAIT WTH AM I LAUGHING?

Mar, 07/31/2012 - 09:39

#19

Tersakaff

Uhhh... uhhh...
Uhm.
I have no words for this, Fallconn...

Mar, 07/31/2012 - 11:16

#20

Battlee

...

My employees are working hard..too many customers

Mar, 07/31/2012 - 16:42

#21

Battlee

crazy

crazy ppl are in my thread

Mar, 07/31/2012 - 20:07

#22

Frocus

Hmmm

Sir, for my soup I would like the Seasoned Mewkat ears broiled with Walker Slag eyes with extra mewkat ears , loves me some mewkats. For my main course I would like the Deep fried Rapid Snarlbolax with wolver paws. For my side dish I will take the Darkfang mender salad with. Make sure it's real Darkfang menders and not those ironclaw ones that the cheap dinner down the street has. Ah and now for dessert. I will take the Royal Jelly Queen apple pudding sprinkled with gold. And lastly for my drink I will have Haven Water cause I'm cheap like that.

Mar, 07/31/2012 - 22:15

#23

Prismata

To add up the spice

Can I spray it with pepperbox?

BTW do you mean "Rabid Snarbolax"? Are you sure its a good idea to eat this thing?

Mié, 08/01/2012 - 12:51

#24

Tersakaff

Prismata, that's about just as safe as Voltrode spaghetti.

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The Official Spiral Knights Diner Menu(Updated)