Spiral Knights - Describe the Royal Jelly Swords (Sealed Sword, Avenger, etc.) in 5 words.

Describe the Royal Jelly Swords (Sealed Sword, Avenger, etc.) in 5 words.

54 Antworten [Letzter Beitrag]

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 11:37

Latisan-Sklay

Describe the swords you can get from paying Brinks Jelly Gems in exactly 5 words. You can give multiple five word sets (in fact, we encourage it), but they must be independent of each other.

Here's a reminder: the swords you can comment on are the Sealed Sword, Avenger, Divine Avenger, Faust, and Gran Faust.

If you post it, it'll end up in the next episode of the Arsenal podcast. BUT it must be exactly 5 words long!

Two weeks strong - you guys are awesome about this. Don't let us down now!

Ready, set, go!

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 11:39

Paweu

Man, those things really

Man, those things really suck.

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 12:05

Little-Juances

-Random status is kinda cool
-Y U NO CURSE OFTEN / Y U NO CHARGE FASTER
-Firestorm Citadel made me popular

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 12:00

Retequizzle

This makes terrible podcast

This makes terrible podcast segments.

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 12:07

Nobodyno

The ":-(" counts as a word, right?

Dont have them :-(

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 12:16

Mtax

Warmaster rocket hammer is better.

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 12:18

Iron-Volvametal

These make awesome Podcast Segments.

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 13:06

Krakob

Should've gotten Cautery Sword instead...

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 13:17

Yanos-Aldrin

hm....

This is my butter knife.

Speak softly, carry big stick.

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 13:28

Zeddy

Lol shiny swords are best.

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 13:46

#10

Not-Impressed

This space is for rent.

Not very tasty at all..

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 14:03

#11

Rinzi

It swings slower than

It swings slower than Leviathan!?

Mi, 02/20/2013 - 04:43

#12

Thesamurai

Yes,I want to die.

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 14:17

#13

Autofire

You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

(Gran/Faust) Can we ban this sword?

(You know, cursing is Anti-ToS... xD)

(All sealed swords) These runes will bring ruin.

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 14:38

#14

Spicegirls

win

Best swords until Brandish buff

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 14:39

#15

Klipik

looks like a giant [redacted].

Ok, you knew that one was coming. you even predicted it. now for something original.

-Big giant glowy overpowered weapon.

-Speed bars are different? Liars.

-Purple and yellow are Lakers.

-OOO y u change models?

-SS used to be green.

-Causes lots of LD rage.

-DA is good for FSC.

-GF cuts through Skolvers fast.

-ASI too good for these.

-Why comes from Royal Jelly?

-3* alchemy split, like Antigua.

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 14:42

#16

Burq

I love cursing, ok.

(Gran Faust) Oh, my one true Love.

(Sealed Sword) You will stop being lame.

(Divine Avenger) Walls hate you so much.

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 14:56

#17

Sir-Wuddle

arigato. soushite. arigato!

[Sealed Sword] My sword wrapped in tissue.
[Faust] Purple is a manly color.
[Gran Faust] Your curses bring me Joy.
[Avenger] Give me a cutter instead.
[Divine Avenger] Avengers throw me into comas.

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 15:11

#18

Pepperonius

RE: Sealed Swords

Klipik sadly stole my line.

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 15:26

#19

Xenonguard

Angels blade and Demon sword

Untapped Power hidden in Blades

(Faust line) Cuts through jelly like butter

(Avenger line) Scourge of undead minions everywhere

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 15:39

#20

Spold

[Sealed Sword]Bolted Blade covered with bandages.
[Avenger]It overpowers CIV against undead.
[Divine Avenger] The ultimate weapon for Lockdown.
[Faust]Bandages don't go with purple.
[Gran Faust]Divine Avenger looks much better.

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 15:46

#21

Addy

Wow, I actually like

Wow, I actually like this.

(never wanted one for the longest time)

Mo, 02/18/2013 - 23:27

#22

Fallenhope

[Sealed Sword] Best used for Harlem Shake.
[Faust] Mustn't . Curse. Self. On purpose.

Di, 02/19/2013 - 00:22

#23

Oatmonster

Lick Number 58425

More range than my bombs.

Di, 02/19/2013 - 01:42

#24

Fehzor

Retequizzle just made my day.

Easily attained and shamefully nerfed.

Good at sticking to walls.

Di, 02/19/2013 - 01:46

#25

The-Worst-Knight

Wall bug.

Di, 02/19/2013 - 08:31

#26

Aureate

Kill self in Clockwork Terminals

invite your friends for revives
second best troll idea ever
(the first is hammer drag)

Di, 02/19/2013 - 08:33

#27

Canozo

Sealed Swords are dang sexy!

Di, 02/19/2013 - 08:53

#28

Typeproton

I can do that in 3.

Slow as heck.

5 word : Knockback and the damage HURTS.

Di, 02/19/2013 - 09:25

#29

Nexassassin

Faster than the Troika

Faster than the Troika line.

Attack speed increase is good.

Sealed shut fighting sealed swords.

Warning: Don't charge the Fausts.

Divine Avengers define the players.

My Gran Faust can joust.

Di, 02/19/2013 - 09:32

#30

Ubernerd

Smacking badly timed

Smacking badly timed Strikers? Fun!

Di, 02/19/2013 - 09:36

#31

Krakob

Should've explored SS's charge concept.
The random statuses are awesome.
Cuts jelly like molten butter.
Punch Attack Speed Increase, dude!

Di, 02/19/2013 - 09:59

#32

Heavy-Dragon

Sealed Sword: Roulette wheel

Sealed Sword: Roulette wheel in a sword.

Faust: Terrible for charge happy knights.

Avenger: Like a quick, shiny troika.

Gran Faust: A good recon's best friend.

Divine Avenger: Undead and Construct's worst enemy.

Di, 02/19/2013 - 10:17

#33

Zinco

I really like this sword.

I really like this sword. (divine avenger/avenger).

Di, 02/19/2013 - 13:22

#34

Murex

I love dancing with

I love dancing with them.

When I dance, enemies die.

Di, 02/19/2013 - 17:23

#35

Sir-Greenlink

Not as good as hammer.

Not as good as hammer. (Divine Avenger)
Never had one - don't want. (Gran Faust)

Di, 02/19/2013 - 17:25

#36

Fleet-Miss-Gun

All of them suck a**.

Di, 02/19/2013 - 18:07

#37

Korakc

Lets go kill some slags!

Lets go kill some slags! (DA)
Crap, I cursed myself again. (GF)

Di, 02/19/2013 - 18:28

#38

Softhead

Weapon that fell from grace.

All of them.

Di, 02/19/2013 - 18:40

#39

Zmag

Sealed Sword

I WANT GREEN GLOW BACK

Di, 02/19/2013 - 18:44

#40

Softhead

It sucked and you know!

Di, 02/19/2013 - 21:31

#41

Raptor-Zy

Sealed Sword- Faust/Avenger

Attack, Patience, Damage, Repeat, Win.

Mi, 02/20/2013 - 01:43

#42

Clwnbaby

Completely outdated and

Completely outdated and useless now

Mi, 02/20/2013 - 04:15

#43

Mr-Baldy

I think I will try.

SS: Troika line is much better.
F: Fortythree seconds of doing nothing?!
GF: Takes forever to muthahuggin' charge.
A: Brandish line kicks thy butt.
DA: Get a Rocket Hammer instead.

Mi, 02/20/2013 - 09:04

#44

Chirthorpe

[Gran Faust] Donating Heat Is

[Gran Faust] Donating Heat Is Very Easy
[Sealed Sword] Too Clunky For My Use
[Divine Avenger] Have Yet To See This

Mi, 02/20/2013 - 09:11

#45

Quandasim

my description

slow
self damaging
bad charge

hope self damaging is 2 words

Mi, 02/20/2013 - 09:23

#46

Vescrit

Both are still reliable

Both are still reliable weapons.

They don't deserve the hate.

GF don't need no charge.

Bunch of sillies in here.

Mi, 02/20/2013 - 13:47

#47

Earthboundimmortal

mine

Only Curse weapon in game

Mi, 02/20/2013 - 16:02

#48

Whimsicality

Play styles? What are those?!

Fr, 02/22/2013 - 16:00

#49

Immortous

Ant-loaf

-My Gran Faust is beautiful!
-I caress its purple lines!
-I bask in its glow!

Fr, 02/22/2013 - 17:27

#50

Klipik

Devs why you move to arsenal?

Sealed needs random effect path. (this [actually more like this])

Suche

Describe the Royal Jelly Swords (Sealed Sword, Avenger, etc.) in 5 words.