If there was a contest where you could have one of the GM's to yourself for the entire day who would you choose. This only applies to in-game and not any real life crap. So would you like to play lockdown with your favorite GM?
Would you date a GM?
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 12:34
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 12:45
#2
I would if shes single
I would if shes single
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 12:46
#3
. . .
I wantest that Eurydice, myes O.o . . .
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 12:55
#4
Aphrodite is best love machine.
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 12:59
#5
lmao Luguiru xD
lmao Luguiru xD
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 12:59
#6
Cuz this isn't creepy at ALL.
Cuz this isn't creepy at ALL.
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 13:00
#7
I'm married so none.
I'm married so none.
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 13:47
#8
...
I attempted to woo Eurydice, but she turned me down I think she just was not ready to date me or well I am her alt so it be a bit strange lol I really think Eury should date herself, but just to make Eury jelly I attempted to Wooo Atalanta she is a pretty sexy Game Master I love how her armor moves when she walks and when she turns into a neon blue snipe OMG major turn on....but yes she seems to be very controlling so I had to break up with her....I wanted to try to date Aphrodiate, but she hates me way 2 much wont even give me a shot.....and well Cronus wasnt really into that two guys dating thing =( Helios on the other hand he has some nice junk in the trunk...Oh and he can work the pole well....
^
I think that just crossed so many lines!!! Enjoy
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 13:50
#9
I would date Njthug
He's a GM, right?
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 14:00
#10
Good Point, Perronius
NJ would be the ideal sugardaddy.
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 14:11
#11
Aren't the GMs mostly men?
Aren't the GMs mostly men? Isn't SK's community mostly teenage guys? I'm down for this men of love!
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 14:14
#12
I think Clotho, Atalanta, and
I think Clotho, Atalanta, and Eury are female
Possibly Aphrodite, Hera, and Hellios
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 14:15
#13
Let's see:
Atalanta, Eurydice, Clotho, Atropos, Thalia. That's enough.
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 14:15
#14
CLOTHO
I Love You!
CLOTHO
I Love You!
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 14:47
#15
Helios <3
Helios and I have a
Helios <3
Helios and I have a long history and a mutual stalking. Fun times.
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 14:56
#16
i don't
I don't know about dating.... the devs say that SK GMs don't get out much...... sssshhh....
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 15:05
#17
GM Coriolis can father my
GM Coriolis can father my children any day. <3
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 15:06
#18
^ You're a
^ You're a guy....
are you sure you're not another Eurydice alt?
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 15:11
#19
>:I
Don't blow my cover, Omoikami.
I'm pretty sure you're an Eurydice alt yourself.
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 15:13
#20
It's like a cancer
doctor
It's like a cancer
doctor walks into room "I got some news...you might want to sit down for this..."
Doctor looks over clipboard "You are...Eurydice's alt... I'm so sorry.."
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 15:14
#21
alts chit chat!
come on, we all know we are all eury's alts.
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 15:21
#22
:O
Everyone's Eury's alt!
Except Ruby, who is Nick's alt. ;)
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 15:22
#23
Those blood tests
Those blood tests don't lie :P
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On a more serious note, If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 15:25
#24
@Raptorsevens All the more
@Raptorsevens All the more reason to! (I KID!, SACRED MATRIMONY IS IMPORTANT AND WHAT NOT!)
First I would take her on a long stroll through the Almirian Graveyards. We'll make small talk, enjoy the sights, the usual. Then we would take a eloquent carriage ride along the burning planes of Vanaduke's castle. Very romantic, there will be a few "almost kiss" scenes but no contact. Eventually I'll take her all the way down to the core. Tensions are high, we're about to kiss when I totally break the mood and say: "Hey... Lets do that thing on the titantic..." Suddenly, I would lift her up all titantic-y against the core... Then I'd drop her... Because if I can't have her... no one can....
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 15:33
#25
i lol'd then i had to change
i lol'd then i had to change my shorts
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 15:36
#26
My epic plan
1. go on "date" with GM
2. Dispose of said GM
3. Take the banstick
4. go on a banning spree
5. ???????
6. PROFIT!
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 16:05
#27
If I found the remains of a GM, I would surely use carbon dating to determine their time of death.
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 16:07
#28
Alternate plan
1. Go on "date" with Gm
2. Swipe banstick
3. hold GM hostage
4. demand new content
5. demand CE for free
6. ?????
7. PROFIT
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 16:57
#29
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Nick is the only one that I know for sure is a man. I don't know about the others, and this really puts me in a bind because of my homosex.
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 17:28
#30
I would, if I was like 8
I would, if I was like 8 years older.
Because I highly doubt there's a female GM in here who's below 23 years old.
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 18:03
#31
Wait, Thimol, your gay?
I
Wait, Thimol, your gay?
I thought you were the most straightest person I know
Or is it an April Fools...
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 18:47
#32
Stake and eggs
At least for radiocarbon dating, the amount of radioactive elements is fixed only after the organism dies, so I wouldn't be able to date a GM even I wanted to.
Not that radiocarbon dating would be much use on the relevant timescales anyway of course- unless one of the GMs is some sort of unfathomably ancient undead super-being. Which is ridiculous- I mean, Hyperion goes out in the sunlight all the time. Right?
Right?
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 18:59
#33
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I thought you were the most straightest person I know
I don't know how you ever came to that conclusion.
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 19:50
#34
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 19:54
#35
I wouldn't go out with any of
I wouldn't go out with any of them.
I have an amazing boyfriend already. <3
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 21:14
#36
dat snipe
Hyperion is my husbando/waifu/snipu
... I like purple armor, ok?
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 21:20
#37
I [jokingly] asked one of the GMs (Hyperion? I think... offer still stands btw [jokingly]) for their number once in the "ask the glorified help-desk worker anything!" threads, and my post got deleted.
But like really, how are the GMs any different from people working at any other help desk? I don't see any of you with strange fetishes for people working the helpdesk at gyms, or the cashiers at wall mart. Well, unusual fetishes I should say. Crushing on someone that happens to work as a cashier is one thing, not knowing anything about Eurydice- not even what she looks like, or any of that, and hitting on her, is another.
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 21:32
#38
@Fehzor
She is Njthug. Njthug has a sexy voice. 10/10 would sleep with.
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 21:38
#39
#37
Love is blind~
Baby go hurt me~
Go hurt me~
More more~
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 21:46
#40
the real question here
the real question here is...
would a GM date you?
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 21:46
#41
Dat Atalanta.
Qirllllllllll
Dat Atalanta.
Qirllllllllll you got somethin' on yo' butt.
My eyes, like dayummmmmmmmmm.
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 21:56
#42
Would wreck all of them.
At Mortal Kombat.
Mo, 04/01/2013 - 22:36
#43
Hmm...
:I
Hmm...
Cherub and Eurydice.
Have them LD the crap outta each other, and see the winner of all the events.
The winner then has to listen to me throw impossible, horrible suggestions for the remainder of the day.
I don't even think that's a date, thank god.
Di, 04/02/2013 - 16:45
#44
Not related to me Dating them but...
Ok, so just to let you know I LOVE Greek mythology and since most of the present GM's are named after greek gods, I can assume which ones are what gender according to the name.
Female;
Aphrodite - Greek Goddess of Love and Beauty
Clotho-One of the three fates
Thalia-One of the three Graces
Mnemosyne-Personification of memory in Greek mythology.
Atlanta- Daughter of unknown, Fierce hunter of the wild.
Galene- Minor goddess of calming seas.
Eurydice; Wood nymph, Daughter to Apollo.
Male;
Atropos-Eldest of the Three Fates.
Cronus- Lord of the Titans
Endymion-King/Hunter/Shepherd.
Glaucus-Son of Minos
Hyperion- Lord of the Light, Titan of the East
Oceanus-Titan of the Ocean
Helios- personification of the Sun
Non-Gender specified and non Greek;
Coriolis -
Equinox- (is most likely male though)
Well, that is all I could find on the internet. Also some credit goes to an old forum post from 2011. http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/1727
Edit, Fixed some grammar and added some More names.
Di, 04/02/2013 - 06:08
#45
Hpland, "Coriolis" refers to the coriolis force caused by Earth's rotation.
This has gone way too far and I'm surprised this thread isn't locked.
Di, 04/02/2013 - 06:35
#46
my 2 cents
No, I wouldn't...
I would kindly say: "take the time you would've spend with me on translating the game properly"
And I would point out that a brain in english is "cerveau" in french, not "tête" which is head....
Di, 04/02/2013 - 06:41
#47
More research I just carried out.
Eos in the goddess of the dawn. Now which guild when shortened spells Eos? Which guild was created at the dawn of spiral knights full release? Pure speculation but the facts are there. Also Eos is the daughter of HYPERION and Theia. Now what could that mean? Also please don't ban me :).
Di, 04/02/2013 - 06:48
#48
Nodes 58425 and 77680
Also, Eurydice was the wood-nymph daughter of Apollo, who was the son of Hyperion!
Please don't ban me either.
Di, 04/02/2013 - 11:16
#49
Stuffs
Well, I dont know if any Game Master is a female shovel. So I would have to say no.
Di, 04/02/2013 - 11:29
#50
@Michaelb
Eurydice was also the bride of Orpheus. Then she was bitten by a snake and dies, so Orpheus traveled to the underworld and brought her back.
i would tie a GM up and put her in my closet and take her out on special occasions.