A new kind of roleplaying game
sam, 09/21/2013 - 18:57
#52
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
((The Red Ogre's dead. Quote saved the island. Also, the presses would have to be dead since Quote just blasted through the last cave, and a black wind doesn't blow through you twice... why it's even blowing through anyone at all confuses me, since I'm pretty sure it came from the final boss of the game WHO I WILL NOT SPOIL who is deader than dead right now, but I'll let that slide. No, Alvin cannot level his power armor with shiny yellow crystals, and no, he is not going to get caught by a Press that shouldn't be there.))
The Last Cave
For some reason, a large object tried to fall on Alvin, but Alvin sidestepped the falling thing and proceeded to punch it in half.
"SIR, I HAVE LOCKED YOUR MODULES TEMPORARILY TO AVERT THIS ANNOYING DARK FORCE FROM RESETTING YOUR MODULES AGAIN."
"Good work, suit." Alvin easily made his way through the cave with his jetpack. Why Quote and Curly would go through this forbidding place boggled his mind, when there were probably much easier routes down, but whatever. Alvin blew up a few spikes as he went to make travel safer.
And then something came out of nowhere. It was a big red monster that looked like the ugly statue he'd seen earlier in the cave.
"Okay. There is a monster in this cave." Alvin shot a few Railgun blasts at the monster before it began chasing him down through the cave and he was forced to run.
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The Nether
GLaDOS easily dodged the arrow and almost grabbed Steve before the Enderman came and teleported him away.
"WELL. THAT WAS A DISAPPOINTMENT."
"Hey! I'm TELLING YOU TO LET ME OUT OF HERE! I happen to be slightly related to royalty! YOU CAN'T TREAT ME THIS WAY!"
"PLEASE SHUT UP." GLaDOS, ignoring Serra's repeated shouts, insults, and rude gestures, made for the Death Egg. Erk could only shudder at what GLaDOS's "testing" entailed...
Meanwhile, Eggman looked around, slightly confused. "What was that all about?"
"I dunno, your scumminess-"
"SHUDDUP." Eggman pointed toward the massive seas of lava. "It doesn't matter! There's a lava plant to build! I'll make enough energy to power millions of robots for thousands of years! Hahahahaha.... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ahem... music, please!"
Hundreds of robots stormed the Nether, beginning the process of pumping out gallon after gallon of boiling lava into large metal containers. Egg Pawns covered them, destroying every Zombie Pigman, Ghast, Magma Cube, Blaze, and Wither Skeleton within a hundred yards. Eggman resumed his maniacal laughter. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...Urgh, my throat..."
"Do you want a throat drop?"
"Why, yes, thank you, Grounder. You know, you might be getting better at this."
"Thanks, your... uh... Eggman-ness!"
Eggman scratched his chin, then said, "Better."
sam, 09/21/2013 - 20:48
#53
I got lost
Please dispatch the rusters and move over to my location (three quarters of a centimeter underground)
sam, 09/21/2013 - 21:56
#54
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
(A while ago)
Eta had an idea. Maybe she could take out all the Rusters at once! Backpedaling, she waited until the Rusters were close together, then unloaded an explosive charge at them. The attack was successful, destroying all of them in a single blast.
But wait. The amoeba left! Where did it go? Eta followed its trail down the path...
(Present)
"THERE YOU ARE!" Eta rolled up to the amoeba. "I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WERE. IT WAS LONELY, YOU KNOW." Eta aimed her flashlight down the path. "MORE RIVERSIDE, FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE... HEY, WAIT. MY METAL DETECTORS ARE GOING NUTS. Eta began scanning the area more closely. "MAYBE I JUST HIT A BIG MINERAL VEIN OR SOMETHING... WONDER WHAT THIS COULD BE. I THINK IT'S AHEAD."
Eta rolled forward to spot a large open cave with... metal catwalks? "WAIT WAIT WAIT. METAL CATWALKS?" Eta shook her... upper chassis, which was basically her head. "WHY ARE THERE METAL CATWALKS IN MICROSCOPIC SIZE? SOMEONE'S BEEN HERE BEFORE..."
dim, 09/22/2013 - 07:35
#55
Where there is catwalks, theres cats
I know who the true last boss is and idc, we will just go with it
and also, the enderman teleported the arm, not steve
in the last cave
Red Ogre: RAHHH!!! I HAVE FINA... hey wait, you are not who I'm looking for, ow nooooooooooooooooooooooooo (gets injured surverly) I'LL BE BACK!!! and left
In the Nether
Steve said "um, I'm still here" and then a great rumbleing happened, and the Ghast King burst out of the ground, looks around, and says "WHAT!?! I'VE BEEN ON VACATION FOR 2 WEEKS JUST TO FIND OUT MY KINGDOM HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY A UNATURLY FUZZY THING, TWO THINGS WITH UNTATURAL PURPLE AND PINK HAIR AND ARE NOT NATURAL, A NATURAL GUY WITH A BLUE SHIRT, A BUNCH OF UNATURAL ROBOTS, AND A UNATURAL FAT GUY!?! THIS IS REDICULAS!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He then shoots fireballs at all the robots getting the lava, blowing them all up, and the lava tank releasing the lava. "NOW TIME FOR YOU!!!!!" He says at everyone there and starts shooting fireballs at them
In a microscophic cave
suddenly, there was a microscopic cat, it said meow
dim, 09/22/2013 - 09:50
#56
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
The Last Cave
Easily clearing the rest of the cave (jetpacks are good), Alvin stepped out the door, and was immediately warned by his suit: "DANGER. THAT HOLE HAS MULTIPLE DANGEROUS MONSTERS THAT COULD POSSIBLY KILL YOU INSTANTLY."
"Roger that. Can I just dig around them?"
"OF COURSE YOU CAN."
"All right." Alvin began digging a hole around the invincible Presses. Maybe he'd make a staircase later.
The Nether
GLaDOS was teleported for the briefest moment before shooting the Enderman in a certain weak point and teleporting back. She had this feeling someone was trying to use that stupid thing to railroad the plot of the entire world, but she really didn't care. She's freaking GLaDOS.
However, this DID have the side effect of plopping Erk and Serra on the ground, where they were perfectly capable of fighting GLaDOS. Or so they thought. The Ghast King then decided to show up and shoot fireballs at the lava collection bots, which really didn't do anything because the robots were fireproof. Erk marveled at how dumb the Ghast King was. He didn't know what robots WERE until a few minutes ago, and he still knew the robots would have to be really sturdy to HARVEST LAVA.
Serra started shouting at the Ghast King, knocking its fireball away with a blast of Lightning. "WHO'S unnatural?! I think YOU'RE unnatural, you ugly pile of..."
"Serra, less talking, more lightning!" Erk easily dodged the fireball (its outer blast grazed him, but when you've got 19 Resistance, that kind of thing just doesn't feel like anything) and retaliated with Thunder. He watched Eggman in the corner of his eye; as soon as the Ghast King looked close to death, he'd have to get himself and Serra out of there.
Eggman and GLaDOS engaged their Egg Mobiles' Megalasers while flying toward the Ghast King. GLaDOS said, "YOU WILL BE BAKED. AND THEN THERE WILL BE CAKE. YOU TRIED TO KILL THOSE POOR INNOCENT LAVA HARVESTERS- AND YOU WERE VERY BAD AT IT, BY THE WAY. OH, HEY. LET'S SHOOT FIRE AT SOMETHING FIREPROOF. THAT WILL WORK. NOT."
Eggman roared, "THIS FOOL'S FIREBALLS CAN BE REFLECTED WITH ANYTHING! Keep that in mind, people!"
"You got it, your horribleness!"
"AND STOP USING TITLES LIKE THAT!"
dim, 09/22/2013 - 12:53
#57
The NetherThe Ghast king
The Nether
The Ghast king also hit the robots with large tenticles, making them go down. Right when he got hit he said "YOU KNOW WHAT!?! I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER FIGHTING YOU DUMMYS!!! SO I'M JUST GOING TO SEND YOU TO WHO KNOWS WHERE!!! GOODBYE!!!" and shot a fireball at them that could not be reflected, when it exploded, they were all sent to diffrent dimentions
GLaDOs was sent into a dimention with emp gernades constantly firing at her, Eggman was sent to a dimention with some shadow being, Erk was sent to a dimention with a weird ruin looking thing on a floating island, (not the cave story one but a small one) Serra was sent to a dimention with infinite ghasts attacking her, Steve was sent to a room, with nothing but a note that says "HES WATCHING" the grimlen went into a plain of nothingness, and Scratch and Grounder were in a dark forest at night, there is a note nearby that says "NO EYES"
dim, 09/22/2013 - 11:21
#58
Hrrmmm
Yeah, there must have been someone here before. The catwalk was too small for me to cross, however. Maybe Eta could cross it. Oh yeah, and I'm not really interested in who was here before if they're not anywhere I know now. I expressed this by moving my pseudopods up. Basically, I shrugged.
dim, 09/22/2013 - 11:38
#59
The microscophic cat says meow again
dim, 09/22/2013 - 13:24
#60
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
The Nether
Or so the Ghast thought. Come on, let's be honest. Eggman isn't going to let some fat ghost mess with his plans. When the Ghast tried to hit the robots with tentacles, Eggman just knocked him away with a hit from the Ball and Chain. And when the Ghast King's Overpowered God-Mode Fireball That Would Get Someone Banned From Any Other Roleplay (tm) was fired off, Eggman had already moved out of the way because he'd said exactly what he was going to do. Gee. That was hard.
The fireball hurtled right over Erk and Serra's heads, landing a good distance away near some Zombie Pigmen (those poor, poor Zombie Pigmen). GLaDOS remarked, "TEST RESULTS HAVE CONFIRMED THAT YOU ARE A FAILURE. I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. THAT IS WHAT THE TEST RESULTS SAY: YOU ARE A FAILURE. WE WEREN'T EVEN TESTING FOR THAT."
Scratch pointed at the Ghast King and shouted, "ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" Grounder immediately leapt at him, drills spinning, and Serra and Erk continued hitting him with Lightning and Thunder, respectively. Eggman kept firing lasers while circling around Ghast King, while GLaDOS had a different idea: she shot the Netherrack ceiling to cause some of it to fall on Ghast King's head.
((By the way, quit pulling ridiculous attacks like that Super Teleporting Fireball From Nowhere. It's really annoying- there's nothing that hints that the Ghast King can teleport people, either in Minecraft or in this thing. Use your character's actual abilities (fireballs and ghostly tentacles in Ghast King's case) in creative ways, but please don't pull new ones out of thin air.))
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Microscopic Caves
Eta looked at the cat. That was new. Why would it be there... come to think of it, how was it microscopic? Something was up with this place. "HMM." Eta rolled out onto the catwalks, noticing they formed a sort of path that spiraled around the large dark cavern. Maybe it led somewhere else.
Then she noticed the amoeba. It didn't seem to care that this could be populated (at least previously) by sentient beings... but it couldn't cross the catwalks, they were too small. "NOW HOW DO I... AH HA." Eta noticed a large pulley-controlled lift on the other side, probably meant for larger cargo, like the ores found elsewhere in the caves. If she could operate the lift, she could get the amoeba across.
"PLEASE WAIT." Eta rolled across and examined the lift. The controls were simple enough: turn the crank to the left to cause the pulley to pull the lift away, or turn the crank to the right to cause the pulley to pull the lift closer. Eta began to move the lift to the other side, towards the amoeba, still wondering why there was a cat in a microscopic tunnel.
dim, 09/22/2013 - 14:21
#61
fine fine,
but I'll make some of the things somewhat happen in a way anyway
Nether
The Ghast King spins, making everyone on him fly off, he then goes above Erk and Serra's head, and starts crying. The tears will hurt them if they touch them. the Ghast King grabs all the netherack above him somehow, (with his tenticles) and throws it at GLaDOs, then, out of no where, time seems to stop. (but they can still talk and look around) "MWAHaaahhhhhaaaaa, wwaaiitt, wwhhaatt jjuusstt hhaappppeenneedd?" said the ghast king. Then, a shadow looking thing comes and pretty much walks on air to Eggman, he says "I know what you are looking for, and I have it," he says as he pulls out 7 perfectly real chaos emeralds and then says "I'll make you a deal, you help me get out of this dump, and I'll give you all 7, if you don't agree though, or don't get me out of here, I'll just keep time as it is right now, do we have a deal?"
Microscophic cave
The cat came to them and said in amoeba "Hey, I'm a alien from anouther planet, can you help me get back"
dim, 09/22/2013 - 14:33
#62
That...
I moved onto the catwalk. I almost immediately fell off. Bah. My pseudopods are sticking out. I pulled them back in, and try to cross the catwalk. Good, I could cross it now. Going forward, I almost fall off a microscopic cliff. The drop is about the radius of the wheel of a shopping cart. I nod (or something similar to what an amoeba would do) to the cat. I wish I could be an astronaut sometime. One of my friends is an astronaut, technically. He just climbed onto a rocket and flew off to space.
dim, 09/22/2013 - 16:19
#63
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Eggman scratched his chin. "I'd love to, you see. Always wanted the Chaos Emeralds. But I'm a bit worried that you might, well, ya know, betray me. I've had some bad experiences with your kind of monster, see. So I want you to promise me, I'll just get the emeralds, and then you'll leave me alone. Or help me. Either one's okay. Also, what does 'helping you get out' entail? Building one of those portals?"
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"Is he honestly going to trust that-"
"Serra. Shush. We need to not be noticed."
"OH, THAT IS OKAY. I HAVEN'T STOPPED MONITORING WHAT YOU WERE DOING."
"GLaDOS, do you really need us to go through the tests? Why not use robots?"
"I TRIED THAT. IT WAS NOT NEARLY AS MUCH FUN."
"Hey, wait a minute!" Serra examined the scene closer. "Erk was about to save your life! Look! See that thunderbolt? It was going to hit that big chunk of rock that would have fallen on you and smashed you."
"POINT TAKEN. I MIGHT TURN OFF THE INSTANT DEATH FLOORS AND SKIP THE PART WITH THE COMPANION CUBE. MIGHT. NO GUARANTEES. OH, BY THE WAY, WHEN TIME UNFREEZES..."
"Yeah, I'm figuring we should avoid those tears."
"YOU'RE ACTUALLY SLIGHTLY INTELLIGENT. PERFECT."
"I believe that's my line."
"Hey, didn't you say that..."
Erk remembered the other time he'd said that. It was a long time ago, during a battle with bandits at the border of Caelin. "I remember. I remember all too well."
Meanwhile, Scratch picked himself up. "Hoo boy... darn ghosts flingin' me everywhere."
Grounder frantically whispered, "Scratch! Get back down!"
Scratch immediately complied, asking, "Why?"
"You're not supposed to be moving!"
"I'm not?"
"Yeah! It's a good thing that shadow guy isn't looking at you!"
"Wait, how come I can move?"
"I don't know. Maybe it doesn't work on us for some reason."
Scratch noticed the lava harvesters, still quietly doing their jobs. "You gotta love those guys. They keep workin' even when time stops! Talk about a work ethic."
"Yeah. Hey, maybe we should go shoot that dumb ghost."
"One step ahead of you." Scratch snuck over to the Gremlin, grabbed a gun out of his pocket, and started charging it up. "Hoo boy, when time starts up again, that dumb ghost is gonna get hit in the brain!" Of course, Scratch was just holding a Shadowtech Alchemer. This probably wouldn't do much, but Scratch and Grounder didn't know that.
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Micro-Tunnels
"ALL RIGHT, LIFT IS..." Eta looked over at the catwalk. The amoeba already crossed it. "I WAS GOING TO MOVE THAT LIFT OVER. OH WELL." She then told the cat, "AS FOR YOU, I THINK THERE MAY BE ENOUGH MATERIALS IN HERE TO BUILD SOME KIND OF SPACECRAFT. WE'LL WORK ON IT WHEN WE FIND THE SURFACE."
dim, 09/22/2013 - 16:54
#64
The shadow being said "Why
The shadow being said "Why would I want to have some gems, and what do I have against you? If it was as simple as building a portal, I would have been out of here 800 years ago. You see, there is this stone, it stops me from leaving here, and something doesn't let me smash it. So I would like for you to smash it, I will lead you to it" he says "I am acually a lost soul who died 900 years ago and got lost into here, I was then trapped in the form of a shadow being and a stone stopped me from leaving, all because a old lady cursed me because I accidently stepped on her shoe. So do we have a deal or not?"
Steve says to Erk "What is he doing?"
In the hole alvin dug
when he got down to the bottem of the hole, he fell on a platform with a dog nearby who said woof
dim, 09/22/2013 - 17:53
#65
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
The Nether
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh all right." Eggman shrugged. "So where is this stone?"
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"Shush. I think he's getting in position to shoot that floating... ghost jellyfish. How he managed to avoid the time freeze is beyond me..."
"Erk, you heard that guy, right?"
"Yeah... I'm not sure about him..." Erk lowered his voice to a whisper so no one but him and Serra could hear. "But I can't imagine Eggman is going to use those... gems... for altruistic causes. He said something about 'galactic domination' earlier."
"Oh, you mean when he talked about Eggmanland?"
"WHAT ABOUT EGGMANLAND?"
"Uhh... that it's a stupid name."
"IT IS A STUPID NAME."
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Scratch kept the alchemer aimed. "Steady... steady..."
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The Plantation
Oh, it was a dog. "Uh, hello there..." Alvin reached into his backpack. "You want a bone? Here, here's a bone." Alvin pulled a bone out of his backpack, hoping the dog would like it.
lun, 09/23/2013 - 14:20
#66
The nether.
I woke up. I was
The nether.
I woke up. I was ''asleep''. I don't want to explain. I look around and see lava, strange monster, lava, stone, lava, cube and lava again.AND WHY EVERYTHING SO CUBIC ?!?!?!?!?!?!? Anyway, I start waliking trying to not fall in lava when a Monster who actually look like a zombie but whit more........ body........ He jump on me but i cut his head off whit my Kamarin (I stealed it to a knight who have insulted me.Now he can't insult no one anymore (i let you imagine)). Then i see some people farther. i start waliking I their direction. When I am close enough i seen that there was a machine and they was three then i shout ''HEY WHERE ARE WE ???''
lun, 09/23/2013 - 14:32
#67
The nether.I woke up. I was
What double post ?!??!??!?!??!?.
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lun, 09/23/2013 - 14:45
#68
The Nether
The shadow being
The Nether
The shadow being said "I'll show you when you all are done with the fight," then, he disappears and time starts back up
The ghast king looks confused and says "What just happened?"
Plantation
The dog doesn't look intrested, there is a life pot next to him
lun, 09/23/2013 - 15:22
#69
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
The Nether
Serra dodged a few tears and, upon noticing the Gremlin, immediately pointed up at the Ghast King. "He just started attacking us out of nowhere! Can you give us a ha-"
"FI-YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Scratch fired the Gremlin's Shadowtech at the Ghast King. It was a perfect shot, such that the Ghast King couldn't possibly react.
Also, it barely did anything.
"Uh, Scratch?"
"Yeah?"
"That gun might not be good on him."
"I figured." Scratch threw it back to the Gremlin. "Okay! Time for Plan B!"
Erk, ducking out of the way of falling tears, shouted, "What's Plan B?!"
"No clue!"
"YOU ARE A GENIUS."
"No, I'm a genius!"
"That was that other time, Grounder."
"LESS TALKING! MORE SHOOTING!"
Serra blasted the Ghast King with Lightning. Erk, after getting over the mild surprise of Serra making any request for less talking (Serra's notorious for being a motor-mouth), followed up her attack with the wind spell Excalibur. GLaDOS moved around Ghast King while firing lasers and going up above Ghast King's altitude. Eggman looked at the battle for a moment, pondering just what would be the quickest way to finish off this... thing.
And Scratch, having no working projectile weapons, stood up on top of a hill of Netherrack, made an extremely rude gesture at Ghast King, and shouted, "YOUR MAMA IS A HAMSTER AND YOUR PAPA SMELLED LIKE ELDERBERRIES!"
"No fair! You got that from that movie!"
"No I didn't."
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The Plantation
Alvin looked at the pot. It was full of hearts. "How did I not notice this... uh, can I have it?" Alvin wondered why he was asking a dog a question. Maybe it was because he liked dogs.
lun, 09/23/2013 - 21:08
#70
hey uh can you help me here
i can't do anything here
mar, 09/24/2013 - 06:52
#71
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
"ALL RIGHT, LET'S... HEY, WAIT." Eta realized the amoeba wasn't on that side. Looking over, she saw him hanging from the catwalk, and moved the lift close to the amoeba's location. "CLIMB ONTO THAT."
mer, 09/25/2013 - 05:12
#72
I yell ''DON'T EVER TOUCH AGAIN AT MY THING OR I KILL YOU! UNDERSTAND?''
Then i start shooting at the Ghast King whit a Flame Thrower.Oh no more power in my Flame Thrower.I take out a Prismatech Alchemer Mk II and a Firotech Alchemer Mk II and start shooting whit them.
mer, 09/25/2013 - 17:57
#73
sadly, sk guns have limited reach and they don't hit him
and also, just for fun, lets put a poptart on and make rainbows come out off my microscophic cat
Nether
"WHAT?!? HOW DARE YOU!!! FIRST YOU TAKE OVER MY KINDOM AND NOW YOU INSULT MY FAMILY?!?" said ghast king. Ghast king goes to Scratch and attempts to hit him with a tenticle, but he does it weakly. "huh, how come I feel so we..." says ghast king who then falls to the ground and does nothing
The shadow being appears before Eggman and says "good, now follow me..." as he leads them to the stone
Popstar (because I want to start something new)
Kitby was wandering the fields of popstar, when suddenly he met...
mer, 09/25/2013 - 18:36
#74
I simply start following the guy who don't have hair maybe he can answer to my question.
mer, 09/25/2013 - 21:52
#75
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
The Nether
"Huh. Excuuuuuuuuuuse me, furball. I DID just SAVE YOUR FREAKIN' LIFE."
"Actually, that was me." Erk wasn't about to let Scratch take credit for his accomplishments.
"No, not that time! Remember the fallin' lava that almost hit him?"
GLaDOS responded, "I GOT HIM OUT OF THAT ONE."
"Uh... how 'bout the time the walkin' skeleton almost chopped his head off?"
Serra said offhand, "Hit it with Lightning and then used my Heal Staff to treat the fireball wound."
"Uh... ah... WELL I WAS TRYIN' TO FIGHT THE DUMB GHOST AND WASN'T GOING TO STEAL THE GUN, IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS!"
"Scratch?"
"WHAT, Grounder?"
"Just drop it. I can tell you're diggin' yourself into a hole."
"Pffffft. Fine."
They all continued to follow Eggman, who was giggling like a kid on his birthday that was about to open his gifts. "Come on, shadow thing! Show me the stone, so I can break it into bits! Chaos Emeralds, HERE I COME!" GLaDOS watched the thing like a hawk, though; she, being a lying liar that lies herself, didn't trust anyone, especially not this guy. Was he up to something? Or was he being honest?
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Popstar
"Urgh... look, Sturm, this is ridiculous!" Gruntilda shook her head. "I can't see a wizard like Ner-"
"STOP SAYING HIS NAME OUT LOUD! What if some random chump from Elibe walks by and hears you?!" Sturm shook his head. "Idiot! That would ruin everything."
"Pfffft." Gruntilda was sick and tired of Sturm's company. "Just let me get on with finding the closest magical artifact while you do your reign of terror thing. EEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! Forget tanks and guns, I'M GOING TO BE THE ONE WITH THE MOST POWER! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Gruntilda, in typical witch fashion, flew off on a broomstick.
"FINE!" Sturm crossed his arms. "Waste of ammo, anyway. Look at this planet. It's a cream puff of a planet. I'll bet everyone here is pathetic."
"Excuse me?!"
Adeleine had just happened to walk by, looking for something to paint. And she'd heard Sturm's remark. "I'll have you know that happens to include me, bolts for brains! And I HELPED BRING DOWN A BLEEDING EYEBALL MONSTER! I mean, not directly, BUT INDIRECTLY I DID!"
Sturm groaned and covered his head with a metal-covered palm. "Of course. Well, there goes the whole element of surprise." Offhand, he said, "Black Hole Recon Division #2? Kill her. And I mean REALLY kill her. Remember, the mission is 'Kill 'em All' and not 'Take prisoners like sissies'."
"Wait, what?!"
Adeleine decided now was not a good time to stick around. She started running away, and managed to get pretty far, only to collide with something.
"Hey! Watch it, can't you see I'm running for my- oh, Kirby!" Adeleine looked behind her. And, of course, there were Recon trucks rounding a corner. Adeleine pointed at them and asked, "Those guys are trying to shoot me down! Can you help me out?"
jeu, 09/26/2013 - 18:06
#76
Who is the guy that doesn't have hair?
who is Sturm, Gruntilda, and Adeleine?
The Nether
The shadow being lead them to a spot. "Here we are," he said as he uncovered some netherack, revealing a small, white stone. "Smash it," he said.
Popstar
Kirby (a.k.a. The pink demon as I like to call him) wondered how she knew who he was, but he didn't care. He started sucking up one of the recon tanks and swallowed it, whole. Kirby spat it out at the next tank. He then ate a bomb he convinantly found and started throwing bombs at the tanks
jeu, 09/26/2013 - 19:55
#77
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
((Adeleine is a character from Kirby 64; I don't plan on using her very much, for the sole reason that she'd get incredibly unbelievably overpowered. Gruntilda is the main villain of Banjo-Kazooie and its sequels; Sturm is the main villain of Advance Wars 2: Black Hole Rising. (For that matter, Erk and Serra are characters in Fire Emblem, GLaDOS is the main villain of Portal, Eggman is the main villain of a lot of Sonic games... I got a lot of villains, huh?)))
The Nether
Erk couldn't help but worry; his hand was on his Excalibur tome. "Serra," Erk whispered, "If I shout 'Run', run."
"Not if you don't run too."
"Oh yes you will run if I don't run."
"No I will not run unless you run."
Ah, A-rank Support Conversations. This kind of argument was practically their only drawback. "Yes you will run if I don't run. What do you think a decoy is?"
"I'm not letting you be a decoy. Let GLaDOS be a decoy."
"THANK YOU FOR VOLUNTEERING ME FOR DECOY DUTY IN YOUR BACKUP PLAN. YOU MONSTER."
"Shut it! Eggman's about to break the rock!"
Eggman laughed maniacally as he cleared the Netherrack around the white stone. "All right! Got a clear shot. Ka-POWWWW!" Eggman's Ball and Chain struck the rock, accompanied by a loud "MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Ohh boy, oh boy oh boy oh boy!" Scratch raised his fist in the air. "We got 'em! We GOT 'EM! Eggman utopia, here we come!"
"Scratch? What's a utopia?"
"Read 1984, nincombot!"
"Did YOU read 1984?"
"No, so that's why you get to read 1984!"
"Whatever, shush! Eggman's gonna get the emeralds!"
Erk felt a lump in his throat. This couldn't be good.
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Popstar, Green Greens
The three remaining Recon Trucks, seeing Kirby's attacks, panicked and ran in time to avoid the bombs. Adeleine shouted, "YEAH! TAKE THAT! And don't come back, you mean ugly... ugly... mean... people!"
"Eh? What the heck's goin' on here?" None other than Bandanna Waddle Dee, Dedede's spear master, head chef, head food critic, guard captain, chief diplomat, speechwriter, army commander, navy commander, air force commander, special forces commander, stealth forces commander, Facebook account manager, IT department head, spymaster, caterer, valet, head of research, and right hand man esque thing, had just arrived to ask what the heck was goin' on there.
"I found this metal dictator looking guy who insulted our whole planet. The NERVE of some people! And as soon as I started getting on his case for that, these trucks with machine guns came out and attacked me! I might have died! I don't even have 1-Ups! If Kirby hadn't showed up, who knows what could have happened?"
"All right, calm down. So Kirby stopped them... good work, Kirby." Waddle Dee pulled his spear out from behind his back. "Right, so, trucks with guns. Normally I'd request some scouts from the Meta Knights, but we're way over budget since that whole Magolor mess. So I guess I'll just find out what this metal dictator guy is up to myself! And save the kingdom money!" Waddle Dee put his stubby hand over his heart. "A soldier of the kingdom must make sacrifices for the kingdom. Which way did he go?"
"Well, I GUESS he was over that way." Adeleine pointed toward the entrance to Grape Gardens. "Should I warn people about this?"
"Sure. In fact, report it to King Dedede. He probably should know, so he doesn't spend too much money on gourmet pizza or something." Waddle Dee began marching toward Grape Gardens' entrance, looking back at Kirby and asking, "Hey, Kirby, wanna help me out? Could use some backup."
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Popstar, Grape Gardens Entrance
Retreating to Sturm's position, the Recon Trucks found him replaced by a Megatank, and immediately warned it, "The pink thing is crazy! TAKE COVER!"
"Relax. We saw that. It can't possibly eat this thing." The Megatank was ten times Kirby's size and had a machine gun capable of shredding entire squads of infantry at once, as well as three massive cannons. It was pricey, but it'd be a challenge for anyone to fight. Dee had quite a fight waiting for him when he got to Grape Gardens.
ven, 09/27/2013 - 16:33
#78
I played Kirby 64 on the Kirby collection thing, and I remember there was some artist guy and a fairy thing, I assume that since you said she, shes the fairy thing. Oh, and I already knew who the other characters were. If you have any questions about who the characters I'm using, feel free to ask. BTW, the shadow being is just someone I made up, he doesn't even have a name yet.)
The Nether
"heh heh heh, HA HA HA, RAHAHAHA!" yelled the shadow being, "FOOLS! I can't believe you fell for it, I knew you were dumb, but I never thought you were THIS dumb. RAHAHAHA! THE WORLD WILL SEE ME RISE AGAIN! These gems are real chaos emeralds, but not the kind your looking for!" The gems turned into real chaos and the chaos swired around the shadow being. "NOW, I WILL CRUSH YOU!!!" he said as the chaos turned into a giant fist that crushed them before they could do anything about it, (it didn't kill them, but knocked them uncouncious) "Goodbye." He then made a temporary doorway to anouther dimention and went into it, then 30 seconds later, he came back out, and went off somewhere else with the chaos. After he left, a mystirous (I am not a very good speller) girl that was acually a spirit, came out of the door, looked around, and started dragging all their uncouncious bodys into the dimention. (somehow)
Some mysterious dimention
Steve was the first to wake up. Steve said "what happened?" and then noticed he was in some unfimiliar place near a achient looking ruin, he walked into the ruin.
Popstar, Grape Gardens Entrance
Kirby then remembered who she was, but he then he had bigger problems. He got rid of his copy ability and shot it at him, then, he sucked up a stone and got over him and hit him with a giant fist, then waited for anouther openning to jump back up and hit him some more. (stone is op)
ven, 09/27/2013 - 18:29
#79
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
Nether
Or so the thing thought.
As soon as the monster idiotically gave its plan away by laughing, Eggman had a vague idea of what it was going to do. He immediately used his emergency teleportation system, placing a fake Eggman in the Egg Mobile and putting the real Eggman safely back in the Death Egg. (Let's be honest, did you really NOT expect something like this?)
GLaDOS slid off to the side, since Eggman, who sponsored her tests, was safe, and to be quite honest, she really didn't care about anyone else there. She was going to tell Eggman she told him so later. For now, she had to just lay low and not be noticed.
"Run!" Erk stood in front of the monster, striking out at it with Thunder as its fist came down. Serra ran, of course. Good. Erk gritted his teeth, preparing for the impact of...
...nothing. Because Serra was quick with a Rescue staff. She'd come in with a Lightning tome, Heal staff, Physic staff, Warp staff, and Rescue staff. The Warp Staff was long gone, but the Rescue staff was still in good enough condition to warp Erk right out of the way of the attack, to Serra's position behind a cliff of Netherrack.
"You didn't think I was just gonna let you get hurt by that guy, did you?"
"Stupid? I have to say it worked pretty well- duck!"
The impact of that ridiculous fist attack, as usual, sent Netherrack flying (and probably hurt Scratch and Grounder; they were too dumb to get out of the way). At Erk's signal, Serra ducked under a chunk of it.
"Good call..." Serra took a quick peek outside. The thing was running away into another dimension.
"I don't like the sound of that monster's parting words. What if he heads for Etruria?"
"Maybe he's the reason we ended up in this wasteland?"
"We'll just have to find out." Erk went up a small set of Netherrack stairs, Serra directly behind him. Wow. What a mess. Erk couldn't immediately tell if the Gremlin was hit, but Scratch, Grounder and Steve were out cold.
And something was pulling them into a mysterious place.
"Erk! What IS that thing?"
"I don't know. It looks like some kind of spirit."
"Hit it with a Bolting! It's pulling Scratch somewhere!"
"Hmm..." Erk observed where the spirit thing was headed. "Doesn't look like it's evil, per se..."
"You're right. It seems like it's benevolent."
"Good thing I didn't hit it with a Bolting, right?"
"Oh, you..."
Serra looked down at the lava below. "Eggman's machines are still harvesting lava. Pfft... Eggmanland." Serra giggled at the ridiculous name Eggman had chosen for his planned utopia.
"Hmm. Eggman's not much of a threat right now. Maybe we should ask that spirit a question."
"You sure?"
"If it's friendly, it'll help us out. And if it's not friendly, well, it's dragging Scratch somewhere, so it's cover's blown, meaning it'll probably try to attack us, in which case I tear it apart with Excalibur."
"You know you can't use Excalibur for everything."
"Then let's hope it's friendly." As the mysterious girl began to leave, Erk asked, "Ma'am? What are you doing, exactly?"
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Grape Gardens Entrance
Waddle Dee raised his spear. "You will RUE THE DAY that you dared invade the Kingdom of AAAAAAH!" Waddle Dee screamed as the Black Hole Megatank's machine gun fire almost hit him; a large rock provided cover.
"The Kingdom of Aaaaaah? Ha! Boys, we're takin' over the Kingdom of Aaaaaah!"
"Incoming from above!"
The Megatank rolled backwards to avoid Kirby's Stone attack; one of the cannons was damaged, but otherwise the Megatank was unharmed. The Megatank's machine gun, Dee noticed, was trained on Kirby. As soon as Kirby broke his stone ability, he'd take bullets. He probably had to do something.
"ATTAAAAAACK!" Waddle Dee jumped out from behind the rock, leaping high into the air and using his spear as a propeller to gain altitude over the tank, drawing its fire upward...
sam, 09/28/2013 - 08:00
#80
here, let me give you a discription of what she looks like, she has yellow eyes, blond, and wearing white with some yellow on it, and she looks no older then 11
Nether
The girl just stared at him when he asked her that. She continued to drag everyone in, even Erk and Serra, who could not escape no matter how hard they tried. The girl was not tricked by the fake eggman, she did not drag him in. When she was done with dragging them in, she went inside and started writing something on a paper.
When Steve went in, he saw her walking around the achient ruin, in the center, there was a statue of her in the middle of the room. He saw the girl then and said, "Hey, who are you? Why is there a statue of you?" He then noticed a paper near the statue, it says "bring Mario + Luigi here, they can revive me."
"Huh," Steve said, "whos Mario and Luigi?"
On the wall there was some achient text, steve could not read it
grape gardens
Kirby got a idea, he quickly ran away and came back with the super ability for sword, he then sliced the tank with a giant sword (note that I won't use use a super ability much because it op)
Pillo island
Mario and Luigi were wandering around musine (or whatever it is) park, suddenly, they saw a portal, they started investigating it.
sam, 09/28/2013 - 08:40
#81
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
When the girl dragged Serra in, she took at least eight kicks as Serra fought against her. "Hey! LET ME GO! Do you know what MANNERS ARE?!"
Erk's immediate reaction was to unload Excalibur on the spirit, but by the time he had it ready, the spirit already had him, too. "Just what are you doing to me?! What did you do to Serra?! You had better not-"
"Relax. I think she just wanted us to follow her." Serra was totally unharmed. She and Erk were in some mysterious realm with some ruins, and Scratch and Grounder were getting up along with Steve.
"Maaaaan... I feel like a ton of bricks fell on my face."
"No more breaking rocks for dummies..." Grounder got up, drills spinning. "All right, where's that shadow guy? I'm gonna tear him up!"
"He left, Grounder." Erk pointed toward some ruins. "I think she wants us to see this place. Though she could have just beckoned instead of dragging us all here..."
"JUST WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?"
GLaDOS was floating in the middle of the place, looking around. "I THOUGHT YOU VOLUNTEERED FOR TESTING."
"We didn't volunteer for any of your crap, GLaDOS." Serra rolled her eyes. "Now will someone tell us what's going on here?"
"There's a statue of that girl..." Erk examined the statue, finding the paper. "Mario... and Luigi? Who are Mario and Luigi?"
"YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW MARIO AND LUIGI? THE MARIO BROS.? THEY'RE A HUGE HIT!"
"Yeah!" Scratch showed them a small video camera. "This is Mario takin' on the Doc at the Winter Olympics! And that's Luigi fencing with Shadow. And WINNING!"
"They call Shadow the ultimate life-form, too! But Luigi beat him at fencing!"
"Ultimate life-form?" Serra raised an eyebrow, and said in a sarcastic tone, "Well, THAT'S not pretentious at all."
Grounder nodded. "Yeah, he's full of himself. Total jerk! Fights like a nut, though."
"So these people can revive this girl?"
Serra looked at the paper. "Of course they can. Hey, Steve, where do you think they are?"
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Planet Popstar
While Kirby wasted his time running off and getting the Giant Sword, Waddle Dee was forced to retreat, taking a grazing hit to the foot. But the Giant Sword did a lot to the Megatank, forcing it to flee.
But neither of them noticed one of the remaining Recon Trucks in the trees. One of the Black Hole soldiers said, "Be advised, targets within range of all 20 rocket trucks."
Four units of five rocket trucks each all launched their rockets at once. As Waddle Dee saw them fire, he shouted "RUUUUUN!", dashing off into Grape Gardens before the rockets could hit him, hoping Kirby wasn't stupid enough to stand there and try to eat all the rockets at once. (There was no way that was happening.)
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Pi'illo Island
"Hey, just where d'ya think you're going?"
None other than Sonic the Hedgehog stopped by the portal. "Not waiting for me, huh? Is this about the SEGA-Nintendo rivalry so long ago?"
"Sonic, what's in there?" Tails wasn't too far behind Sonic.
"No idea! Let's check it out."
"Are you sure it's a good idea?"
"'Course it is. The Mario Bros. just jumped in and we can't be left in the dust." Sonic grinned. "Last one there's Sonic '06!"
"Hey! No fair!" Tails entered the portal a fraction of a second before Sonic did.
sam, 09/28/2013 - 09:32
#82
the Mario Bros did not jump in the portal yet, they are still outside in musine park
Mysterious ruins
Steve says he has no idea where they are, he then goes outside the dimintion, just to see Sonic and Tails come out of a portal that appeared out of nowhere.
Musine Park
"Wait, you got a invitation?" asks Mario as Sonic goes through the portal, who didn't hear them.
"Who were they?" asks Starlow.
Mario explans to Starlow and Prince Dreambert who Sonic and Tails are
Right then, dark stuff exits the portal, and flys away
Mario and Luigi don't notice it, and agree to go through the portal, where they find Sonic and Tails. Some blocky guy is looking at them
Grape Gardens
Kirby, still having the sword ability sliced them again, he followed the bandana waddle dee and somehow lost his super ability, and he then bumped into that annoying giant tree (why is whispy woods pretty much always the first boss in a kirby game?) who is for some reason in grape gardens
sam, 09/28/2013 - 10:56
#83
OK THATS WAS
OK THATS WAS UNANTENDED
Mysterious ruin
I woke up and see everyone execpt Eggman.
I walk aroud it's look like its a ruin.Oh a statue iwllk and read on it ''Bring Marion and Luigi here they can save me.'' Who these amrio and luigi can be?
Then i see A cubic man, a red man, a green man, a blue huh...... hedgehog and a yellow foww whit two tail. WAIT two yellow tails ! This must Tails the legendery fox and that shis friend Metal Sonic the Hedgog. I came at them and before I can say a word they were gone. WELL that's not how shuold act the great Sonic the Hedgehog ! WAIT BUT WHAT AM I DOING !??!?!? I just felld in another dimension
sam, 09/28/2013 - 18:49
#84
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
The Nether
"Whoaaaaa! Man, did that thing kill me? Shoot. I thought it'd be the pearly gates..."
"Sonic, we're still alive!" Tails looked around. "But this place... whew! It's hot in here."
"Hey, little buddy. You hear something?"
"Eggman's robots, or us?" Erk stepped out of the Portal with Steve, Serra directly behind him. (GLaDOS was on the other end, still examining the statue.)
"Eggman's robots?!" Sonic clenched his fist. "So Eggman's here? Well, that really doesn't surprise me, but... is he up to something?"
"He WAS looking for these... Chaos Emeralds, right?"
"Yeah!" Serra said. "He was looking for Chaos Emeralds. And a monster tricked Eggman into getting him released."
"Sounds like Eggman." Sonic shook Erk's hand. "Glad to meetcha-"
"Sonic! Those guys again!"
Sonic looked toward where Scratch and Grounder were coming out of the portal, glaring at them. Scratch shouted, "Ohh man, you think you're gonna bother us AGAIN, Sonic?"
"Oh, for the love of..." Erk really didn't want them squabbling while a shadow monster was roaming the land.
Sonic clenched his fists. "Well. If it isn't dumb and dumber."
"Erk! Get their attention or they're gonna fight!"
"Shut up, Sonic!" Grounder began spinning up his drills. "I oughta tear you a new face for tha-"
POW! Thunder struck the ground between them. Erk, having gotten their attention, lowered his Thunder tome and said, "Put that aside a moment. We've got bigger issues at hand." Erk looked behind Sonic and Tails. None other than the Mario Bros. were directly behind them. "Mario and Luigi, right?" Erk took the paper and handed it to Mario, then pointed to the Ruins portal. "Statue is that way when you're done reading."
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((By the way, Rocket Trucks only attack from a long distance- as in, several hundred yards away long distance. If they had been close enough for Kirby to hit with Ultra Sword, they wouldn't have been able to attack. Tanks, however, attack from closer ranges- around medium range in TF2 terms.))
Grape Gardens
Waddle Dee watched as Kirby sliced the rockets out of the air. "Impressive. Now let's- WHISPY WOODS?"
Waddle Dee lifted his spear... but Whispy didn't attack. Why?
"That skeleton witch lit me on fire! She came outta nowhere! SHE LIT ME ON FIRE!" Whispy looked at them, as if begging for some water.
"All right, water... water... hey, Kirby, I think there's a small pond over there, do something about this fire!" Meanwhile, Waddle Dee was looking at the sky. "Skeleton witch, you say?"
"She was on a broomstick and was a skeleton. Skeleton. Witch. I'M STILL ON FIRE!!!"
Waddle Dee checked the sky. No skeleton witches on broomsticks. "You're SURE."
"I saw her! With my EYES. When is Kirby gonna get this fire out?!"
"Relax... hold on a minute. Whispy? Is something in the trees?"
"Uh... yeah, there's a tank. And... JUMP!"
Waddle Dee jumped just in time to dodge a tank shell. Raising his spear, Waddle Dee quickly spotted the Black Hole light tank, and began running down a short path around the rocks to reach and attack the tank without getting shot by the machine gun he saw on it. Hopefully Kirby was quick with getting that water...
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Fountain of Dreams
Gruntilda cackled madly. "AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What have we here? An artifact?"
"Ah... no." A random Sword Knight quickly came up with some way to distract the witch. "It's, ah, furniture. This is my fountain, and I'm furnishing it. With this stick with a star on i- YAAARGH!"
A ball of magic struck the Sword Knight, leaving him face down, the back of his armor sizzling. "Good. Then nobody will mind if I take it! AHAHAHAHAHA!"
Gruntilda stole the Star Rod, throwing it in her back pocket, and left the Sword Knight for dead. This was a mistake. The Sword Knight reached for a small microphone and managed to say, "Requesting... medicine... location... Fountain of Dreams..."
"As you wish." The voice of his leader, stoic as ever. "A Laser Ball should be down with a Pep Drink shortly..."
dim, 09/29/2013 - 07:41
#85
What whats that a part of my post have get Cut D: anyway
Mysterious ruins
Well im bored so i talk to that cubis guy and its reveal thats we was in a place named the nether. Great. I ask him how i could go back on cradle but he say thats he have no idea of how to do thats and of what is cradle. I ask everyone but it's alway the same thing when.....
dim, 09/29/2013 - 08:26
#86
whos the cubis guy? your only character now is your gremlin
Nether
Mario and Luigi go through the portal, and see a statue, Dreambert comes out and says, "I think shes been petrified, but how did (insert the name of the main villian of Dream team, I can't remember his name, but I know it starts with a A and hes the bat king) reach here? Mabey someone else did it." The Mario Bros started thinkings, then shrugged. Dreambert turned into a pillow near the statue which luigi slept on. Steve just came in and said, "I don't think it is time for n-," and then he saw the portal open to the dream world, which mario jumped in. "Meh," he said as he jumped in.
Dreamy Mysterious Ruins
Mario and Steve went in, and saw Dreamy Luigi who had already been there. "Wait, how are you in here, when we are in your dream?" Steve said to Dreamy Luigi. Mario explaned how. "Oh," Steve said. Then, they heard a voice coming from behind them. "LET GO OF ME!!!" the voice said, and they turned around, and saw a dark thing looking the other way. The dark thing started slamming the ground. "Ow," the voice said, "LET ME OUT!!!" The dark thing started quickly flying up and down to get the thing inside it to be quiet. Then, it noticed Mario, Dreamy Luigi, and Steve. It then floated away to somewhere, and Mario, Dreamy Luigi, and Steve started chasing it
Grape Gardens
Kirby sucked up some of the water, and became water kirby, and then came back and extingushed the flame, and destroyed the tank
Somewhere in space
Marx was floating around, with peices of the galatic nova everywhere, (I think thats what its called) suddenly, the shadowling (that's what I'll call him from now on until I give him a name) came and morphed all the peices of the galatic nova into Marx, forming Marx Soul.
HAHAHA, I'M ALIVE, wait, who are you?" said Marx Soul
"That's not important, what is important is you ruling popstar and getting revenge against Kirby" said the shadowling
"What? how do you kn-"
"I know everything..."
"thats creepyer then me"
"it doesn't matter right now, now go get your revenge against Kirby"
"HAHAHA, Kirby and Popstar, here I come" said Marx Soul as he headed for Popstar.
When he came to the surface, he found Sturm
dim, 09/29/2013 - 08:39
#87
WUT
Ok WTF plz someone say me where are all caracther plz cause now IM LOST
dim, 09/29/2013 - 10:25
#88
ok, here you go, I make a full thing where everyone is
and I mean EVERYONE
Eggman is in the Deathegg
GLaDOs is in the mysterious ruins, near the statue
Sonic, Tails, Scratch, Grounder, Erk, and Serra are in the Nether near the portal
Luigi is sleeping near the statue
Dreamy Luigi, Mario, and Steve are in Dreamy Mysterious Ruins chasing some dark thing
The "Shadowling" (as Pi calls it) is in space
Marx and Sturm are somewhere on Popstar
Kirby, Whispy Woods, and bandanna waddle dee are in grape gardens
knight and Gruntila are in Dream Fountain
Alvin is on a platform in the flying island, still waiting for the dog to do something
Quote and Curly are somewhere on the flying island
Maxwell is still on the surface of the flying island
Ender Colossus is probably in the end
I am still waiting for someone
Soldier, Pyro, Scout, and some girl (not the more recent one) are in some room
dim, 09/29/2013 - 13:58
#89
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
(Sonic, Tails, Scratch, Grounder, Erk, and Serra followed the Mario Bros. into the ruins.)
The Ruins
"Ha!" Whatever that thing had in its hands, Sonic had a feeling it was better out of them. "Tails, we're getting that."
"Got it!" Sonic and Tails ran as fast as they could toward the dark thing.
"All right! Get ready!" Sonic and Tails leapt into the air; Tails hovered underneath the thing while Sonic executed a Homing Attack straight at its arms, in an attempt to dislodge whatever was in there.
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Meanwhile, Erk looked at the statue. "Petrified... that explains a lot."
"Argh! The one time I don't have a Restore staff. That would have cleared this up." Serra scratched her head. "Well, what are we gonna do?"
"Most likely wait on Mario and Luigi. If they can help her..."
"Hey, guys! Where'd GLaDOS go?"
Grounder shrugged. "Musta gone back to the Death Egg!"
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The Death Egg
"MY STICKING AROUND IS A WASTE OF TIME. I'M GOING TO WAIT UP HERE TILL THEY'RE DONE PLAYING THE HERO AND THEN CAPTURE THEM ALL." GLaDOS was contacting Eggman from far away.
"All right, then. How's the lava project going?"
"EXCELLENTLY. WE HAVE AROUND FORTY THOUSAND KILOLITERS OF LAVA ALREADY."
"Good." Eggman shrugged. "We probably won't need the rest of those guys anyway. Get the testing chamber prepared if you're planning on catching all of them."
"IT'S ALREADY IN THE PROCESS."
"And you're out of sight, correct?"
"OBVIOUSLY."
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((Please stop destroying tanks without saying what you threw at them. In fact, stop assuming an attack will be successful at all, it's really annoying.))
Grape Gardens
Whispy Woods was immediately exinguished. But it wasn't over yet. Kirby's water attack was so telegraphed the tank could simply avoid it while firing its machine gun. It managed to fire about ten rounds before Waddle Dee came in from behind, leaping onto the tank and slamming his spear into the machine gun. (Most spears couldn't do that to an armored tank, but this is Bandanna Waddle Dee we're talking about!) "Kirby, hit its cannon!"
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Fountain of Dreams
"Lord... Meta Knight? You came in person?"
"Of course. The Star Rod was taken. Who did it?"
"A... a witch. That was a skeleton. And rode a broom."
"All right. Looks like you'll be OK- eat this." Meta Knight tossed the Sword Knight a Maxim Tomato. "You'll feel better. Now, to reclaim the Star Rod..."
mar, 10/01/2013 - 18:21
#90
(I'm pretty sure it's kinda
(I'm pretty sure it's kinda obvious what kirby is using to attack them... Also, the dark thing doesn't have legs or arms just floats through the air, kinda looks like the second time you see the villain of dream team, except he is not him)
Dreamy Mysterious Ruins
The dark thing still floated away, but got hit by sonics attack since it was homing, it then went over a wall and into a doorway. There is a pole nearby with 2 giant leafs on it. Dreamy Luigi combined with it and sent everyone (other then tails) up there. When Mario + Dreamy Luigi (who somehow got up) went through the doorway, the dark thing was gone. Suddenly, a pair of giant eyes were on them, the dark thing was HUGE. It started charging up a punch to destroy them. (Yes, he got arms and legs now too)
Mysterious Ruins
Starlow saw that Luigi looked scared again, and the L on his cap was glowing. "I would still really like to know what is going on in there" she said as she held down onto the L.
Dreamy Mysterious Ruins
Suddenly, a bunch of Luigis and words came to Dreamy Luigi. "What the," Steve said as it happened. Dreamy Luigi was getting bigger. Suddenly, he was as big as the dark thing, and used his hammer to stop his punch. Steve was speechless and Mario got on Luigis hat. Time for battle! (Since this would pretty much be a battle between myself and myself, I'll let you control giant Dreamy Luigi Doctorspacebar)
Grape Gardens
Kirby hit the cannon (with a copy ability attack because it is apparently not obvious enough)
Dream Fountain
Marx Soul appeared (I dicided to make him come here instead) "HAHA the Dream Fountain will be a excellent place to begin with my new conquest to rule popstar, HAHAHAHAHA, Huh? Metaknight, you were here first? HAHA, I'll dispose of you easily," he says as he fires a big laser at them
mer, 10/02/2013 - 06:04
#91
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
((Okay. What does the ability look like? Does he spit a single bubble of water, or a stream of water? Maybe I'm being a little nitpicky on that point, but some description is always nice.
You can control Luigi. I've got enough characters willing to fight that thing.))
Dreamy Mysterious Ruins
Erk was examining the statue when SOMETHING pulled him up to some kind of leaf. He was starting to get VERY annoyed by these things throwing him around like a toy... **** it, he was a Sage and he wanted a little respect!
Looking up at the strange... THING... Erk decided he'd open the fight with something different. His equipment included a Heal Staff and magic tomes of Thunder (a lightning bolt), Excalibur (a wind blade attack), Bolting (a long-range lightning bolt) and Fimbulvetr (an ice storm attack). Erk used Fimbulvetr, aiming at the thing's head in hopes that the swirling sleet would block its vision; Serra aimed Lightning at its feet.
Tails flew up, resting his tails for a second. "Whew, you guys could've waited for me! Did it drop that thing it had yet?
"Not yet. You ready for more flying?"
"Anytime!"
"Good. Hey, robots! Let's show this guy what we're made of! You distract him while Tails and I get behind its head." Sonic and Tails jumped into the air, and Tails began carrying Sonic higher up.
"Sounds like a plan!" Grounder spun up his drills. "HEY, DUMMY! YOU... uh... YOUR FACE IS UGLY!"
"C'mon, Grounder! Ya gotta use something original!"
"Original? This comin' from the guy who ripped off Monty Python a few minutes ago?"
"Yeah, forget it. Spin up your drills!"
"Why should I WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
Scratch picked up Grounder and punted him across the place, straight at the thing's left leg. "HIT IT! HIT IT AS FAST AS YOU CAN!"
Out of sight, GLaDOS watched, incredibly annoyed. Would they hurry up and kill that thing? There was science to do.
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Grape Gardens
The tank's cannon was backed up by the water attack, causing an explosion. Waddle Dee cheered. "We got 'em! WE GOT 'EM! YEAH!"
"Good work!" Whispy leaned over to the east a little. "The way up to the clouds is thatta way. Watch out for those guys- and for that witch!"
"We'll be careful. Go forth, Kirby! TO VICTORY!" Waddle Dee ran up a short hill which lead to a series of clouds that (somehow) worked as platforms.
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Grape Gardens, Clouds
"When they get up there, we're gonna mow 'em down." The Black Hole Mechanised Infantry Unit was waiting at what they thought was the only way up to the clouds.
They had had to carry tanks up there. Obviously they'd never thought of platforming their way up. Waddle Dee came up behind them, preparing to strike from behind. There were five of them, each of them with machine guns. As soon as Kirby made a move or one of them noticed him, he'd spin his spear and probably take out the two on the right side in one go. "Hopefully Kirby gets the other three," Dee thought.
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Fountain of Dreams
Pushing the Sword Knight out of the way, Meta Knight seemed to be hit by the beam. When it stopped, nothing was there.
"Surprise." Meta Knight had used his infamous Dimensional Cape attack to strike from below Marx with a quick upward slash before falling backward and slightly to the side. "So I see you're back, Marx." Meta Knight began a series of evasive maneuvers while saying to Marx, "Tell me, did the vile force that brought you back forget to give you the ability to see? The Star Rod's already been taken. There is no point in staying here."
mer, 10/02/2013 - 14:31
#92
My caracther get a hole apear
My caracther get a hole apear under him and fall into a strange dimension.
So he is not dead but NOTHING will appen to him so i can revive him at anytime.
jeu, 10/03/2013 - 18:27
#93
wait, huh? how is he examning
wait, huh? how is he examning the statue in the dream world? I thought your characters except sonic + tails were not in the Dreamy Mysterious Ruins, please don't teleport your characters between posts)
Dreamy Mysterious Ruins
Their attacks somehow did nothing to him.
The dark thing made some dark mist stuff behind it, then, light mist stuff appeared behind the dark thing. The dark thing punched it's self but didn't get hurt or knocked back. Dreambert watched them attempt to attack him, then looked at the light mist. "Mabey this will let you hurt him" he said. The dark thing turned into a ball and chain and attempted to hit Luigi, who deflected all his attacks with a hammer and knocked him back near the light mist. The dark thing turned into hands and attempted to push back Luigi, who pushed him into the light. The dark thing was now solid so Luigi jumped on him.
Clouds
Kracko was nearby knocked out. Kirby didn't notice him at the time and used a rainbow attack to take out the other 3 when they saw him. He then notices Kracko and goes over to him. Kracko woke up then and said "HOW DARE YOU HORASS MY SON, WHERE DID YOU GO, I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU, wait, where are you?" He then noticed Kirby and backed up slowly and said "oh, uh, what a pleasent surprise kirby, uh, I got to go now," and flew away from Kirby. "THERE YOU ARE, STOP IT" Kirby heard from Kracko who he could see attacking some tanks with Kracko Jr. behind the tanks scared. The tanks then fired at Kracko and he went down, and they then started chasing after Kracko Jr. some more. (I control these tanks) Kirby started to go towards the tanks but he then bumped into a sleeping giant owl, it woke up looked around, and said in owl language, "Oh, it's you Kirby, it's been a long time since I last saw you, I'll follow you." (The owl is Coo in case you didn't know) Suddenly, he heard a voice, "A WINNER IS YOU!" Kirby and Coo turned to notice a man running a booth. "You are the 1000th person I've seen since I've opened this store. Your prize? This Maxim Tomato DX." he then pulled out a Blue colored Maxim Tomato "When you eat this, you are invincible, FOREVER. No more having to die from things attacking you." Kirby nudged closer to the Maxim Tomato DX, "It's your free!" Coo said "Uh, are you sure you should trust him?" Kirby kept nudging closer to the tomato, he was pretty hungry.
jeu, 10/03/2013 - 20:24
#94
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
((Hold on a second. I got confused and thought that monster was on the random... pole with leaves. But to be honest, randomly putting four of my characters somewhere to keep them out of the battle is obnoxious, and removes a lot of strategy potential from the battle.))
Dreamy Mysterious Ruins
Upon the attacks all missing, Erk held up his hand as Grounder ran backwards to get away. "Wait! We need to... the mist!" Watching as Luigi knocked the monster into the mist, Erk shouted, "Press your attack! Go! Go! GO!"
Erk began to cast Fimbulvetr, aiming for the creature's chest hoping to get some ice shards stuck in it. (Sounded awfully painful, but hey, that monster started it.) Serra aimed at the monster's feet with Lightning again. Scratch picked up Grounder again.
"Oh come on, Scratch, I don't like this move!"
"Too bad, dumb-bot! Ya gotta REALLY distract that thing!" Scratch punted Grounder into the air, straight at the monster's leg; Grounder's plan was to latch onto the leg with one drill and keep jabbing with the other.
"All right, Sonic!" Tails had taken Sonic just high enough to get at the thing's head. "Double Spin Dash?"
"Double Spin Dash!" Sonic leapt onto the thing's head just after Luigi's jump attack finished, then rolled into a ball with Tails, performing the powerful Double Spin Dash straight at the top of its head. This would hopefully do something!
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Grape Gardens, Clouds
Waddle Dee slapped Kirby across the face. "Snap out of it! Forget the tomato! THERE ARE TANKS COMING! And that tomato smells suspicious anyway!" Waddle Dee glared at the suspicious salesman. "Don't think I can't SMELL. I'll get back to your crud in a minute. For now..." Waddle Dee started jumping across the clouds toward the tanks, attempting to hit them from below. "There's FIGHTING TO DO."
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Fountain of Dreams
((Waiting on Marx's move.))
dim, 10/06/2013 - 06:04
#95
I did thats to my caracther
I did thats to my caracther to dont play anymore so he is in a strange dimension. Nothing will EVER happen to him. I f somthing happen to him I make him jump in lava and he DIE and will never be revived like its can be now.
jeu, 10/10/2013 - 00:39
#96
My turn! Lemme be Lan and Hub.
"Lan! Wake up!"
"MegaMan, just 5 more minutes..."
"No! You're late! It's 8:30!"
"Wah! Okay, I'm up!"
Lan wakes up and glares around the surroundings.
"What a weird dream..."
"What dream?"
"Well, I dreamed about 80' style building with bridge, canal, sewers, 3 men crushing into secret door...and some blocky house..."
*mail receiving sound; beep be-be-ep! beep be-be-ep!*
"You got mail."
"Don't you say... Weird... Unknown sender..."
"Who could it be?"
"I dunno, but it tells me to go somewhere... Images? Wai... This is what I saw in my dream!"
"What's about it?"
"We are ordered by Official to go there... Hub, do you think..."
"Yes. However, we beat Gregar, right? We can deal with everything. Let's go."
dim, 10/13/2013 - 13:34
#97
sorry for the inactivity
(wait, since when did I move them to keep them out of battle? oh, and who is Lan and Hub?)
Dreamy Mysterious Ruins
The dark thing gets out of the light mist, and I'm gonna be lazy and fast forward to the end of the battle, basicly Dreamy Luigi knocked him into the light mist and attacked and your characters probally attacked 2, I'm acually mainly cutting this acually because I think it's gonna be boring.
Dreamy Luigi jumps into the air, and throws a star with mario on it at the dark thing, who hits the center of the dark thing. parts of the dark thing start moving anround like crazy (not attacking or walking or floating though) the dark thing exploded, but one part remained and floated towards the ground. Mario noticed it was a nightmare chunk and broke it. A spark of energy floated down from it and touched the ground. Everyone was sent out of the dream world and back to the real world
Mysterious Ruins
Steve saw that he was in the real world now. Suddenly, light came from parts of the statue, and then the statue broke, revealing a girl who looked exactly the same as the spirit who dragged them in there in the first place. (she was the spirit) She was uncouncious and fell to the ground but wasn't hurt.
clouds
Kirby and Coo started flying to the tanks, (Kirby was on Coo) but were back where they started (in front of the store)
"How did you do that?" asked Coo
"Magic!" replyed the salesman
"Ok...." said Coo as he started flying away but ended up in the same place
"What? You don't belive in magic?" asked the salesman
"Sigh," sighed Coo, "If we take it, will you stop it?"
"Yes," replyed the salesman
Coo takes the tomato and flys off. He water dive bombs with Kirby and destroys the tank, but drops the tomato without noticing in the process
Krako comes and says "Thank y... wait, whats that?" and sees the tomato and dicides to eat it.
"Are you sure you should do that?" asks Coo but it was already too late
"Huh? I feel weird," says Krako as he turns into a storm cloud.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" he screams as his eye gos up making it look like he has no pupils.
He then falls down into the clouds
Kirby, Krako Jr., and Coo are speachless
Fountain of dreams
"HAHAHA, do you think I reallly care about the star rod?" Marx asks as he teleports away, right into gruntilda's path
Alex's World (I'm starting a new one, and it Terraria)
Alex had just defeted the eye of cutulu (or however you spell it) for the 10th time. "This is getting really easy," he said "Even in hardmode."
Little did he know that he was getting watched.
a nearby hidden spot
"There is so much evil in this world, this world will be perfect as my home world," said the shadowling, "I bet cutulu is so mad about him destroying his eye... WAIT! I'll use Cutulu to rule this world."
The shadowling went to the ocean and summoned Cutulu, who noticably had one eye missing.
"WHAT?" said Cutulu.
"I'm here to help you get revenge on that boy" said the shadowling
"YOU MEAN THE BOY WHO CONSTANTLY KILLS MY EYES AND BRAIN, OR SOMEONE ELSE?"
"The one who kills your eyes and brains which I did not know he killed your brain"
"UGH, I HATE THAT KID, BUT I NEVER THOUGHT OF GETTING REVENGE ON HIM, I'LL DO THAT RIGHT NOW!!!"
Alex's House
Alex was minding his own buisness when suddenly, the roof of his house is lifted up and Cutulu is there
"HOW DARE YOU DESTROY MY EYES AND BRAIN, DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO REGENERATE THOSE?" yells Cutulu
"umm, no?" says Alex nerviously
"WELL GET A IDEA!!!" yells Cutulu as he throws Alex and the roof into space.
"Heh, heh, heh, now to make some modifications to this planet," says the shadoling form a distance
somewhere in space
Alex and the roof fall to anouther world, which is the world Lan and Hub are on, right to where Hub is.
lun, 10/14/2013 - 19:25
#98
Well. This is interesting. KINGDOM HEARTS
Sora thought about how long it was since he had arrived in this new world named Terraria. He had dropped into a house, one that belonged to a guy named Alex, who explained this world to him. He wanted to go back home....but until then, he would just stay in this world. As he sat in a random field, looking at the sky, he noticed that the stars were blinking out, quicker and quicker..until he realized that something was just covering it. "What IS that?(it is the shadowling)," Sora said. Nothing he had ever seen before. However..it did look like darkness. "I am not going to let more darkness come into this world. There's enough of it already."
He took chase.
mer, 10/16/2013 - 09:16
#99
It's a Concrete Jungle out there
((This is starting up again. Didn't expect that.
Pi, start separating sections with more than just words; for example, --Mysterious Ruins-- instead of Mysterious Ruins.))
--Mysterious Ruins--
"Hey! She's OK now! ...uh, is she still alive?"
Erk nodded. "She looks to be okay... just unconscious. Maybe some healing would be in order."
Serra obliged, using her Heal Staff on the girl. "There. That should help."
"Nice work, team!" Sonic shook Scratch's hand. "Maybe you guys aren't so bad after all."
"Huh. Maybe. Maybe not! But maybe." Scratch glanced at Grounder and asked, "Are we still with..."
"Let's just go with these guys and see what happens. It'll be fun!"
"Yeah!"
Erk cracked a smile. What a bunch of misfits they were. Perfect, Erk thought. It was a bunch of misfits defeated the dark druid Nergal, after all.
--Grape Gardens, Secret Area--
"They're getting dangerously close, sir."
Sturm shook his head. "You are quite simply terrible at this. Unbelievable. Must I do everything myself?"
"Your CO Power is ready, sir!"
"Yes, you think I didn't know that? And I'm activating it. No matter how far away they are, it will tear them apart. Meteor Strike. Now."
--Grape Gardens, Clouds--
"Oh, you little SCUMBAG!" Waddle Dee spun his spear in his hand. "Even my King doesn't do insidious crud like that! In the name of Dream Land, you're going down!" Waddle Dee struck at the mysterious salesman with the flat end of his spear, then- WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT GIANT METEOR DOING IN THE AIR?
"RUN!" Forgetting the salesman entirely, Waddle Dee started running as fast as he could away from the Meteor Strike.
--Fountain of Dreams--
Meta Knight shook his head. "Clearly, though his body was revived, Marx's brain is not working very well."
"Lord Meta Knight! We must bring him down!"
"Yes, of course. We'll regroup aboard the Halberd."
--Fountain of Dreams Airspace--
"OOF!" Gruntilda crashed into Marx. Her broomstick flew backwards and started putting as if it were a car.
"WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" Gruntilda shouted. "Where did you learn to fly, Mario Teaches Typing?! I could sue for this, you know!" She shook the Star Rod at Marx much the same way an angry driver would shake their fist. "If I didn't have places to be..."
--Terraria--
"Well, GREAT JOB, PYRO. We just lost contact with Scout."
"Mmph mmh mmph!"
"Yes, it IS YOUR FAULT! ...oh, no, wait. It isn't." Soldier shook his head. "Here's hoping that SPY doesn't get him."
"Mmph mmh mmph mmph mmm."
"You're right, Scout IS good at fighting Spies..." Soldier looked in the air. "Hey. There's something over there. AND IT LOOKS LIKE A SHADOW MONSTER! Do you know what that means?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, PYRO?"
"Mmph mmh mmm mmph?"
"IT MEANS THAT IT IS A COMMUNIST SPACE ALIEN INVADER!" Soldier rocket-jumped into the air, ignoring Sora, and fired the rest of his three rockets and a few Shotgun shots at the Shadowling, shouting, "DIE, COMMUNIST SPACE ALIEN SCUM!"
Pyro shook his head and ran toward Sora. "Mmph mmm mmh mmmph!" Pyro would try and fight that thing. Through Pyro's eyes, it was a giant and very creepy clown head, and it won't tell you this, but Pyro doesn't like clowns.
mer, 10/16/2013 - 14:20
#100
Sora looked at the pyro.
Sora looked at the pyro. Obviously, it didn't have he/she didn't have good intentions, (when someone is pointing a flamethrower at you...well) and proceeded to cast blizzard at the pyro, literally freezing the pyro in place, and continued to follow the shadowling with flowmotion(khDDD).
in the last cave
one of those eye looking things fell on him and jammed his Field Tinker Module so it wouldn't work, then, anouther black wind came and reduced his stuff to the bare minimum. in the next room, he would have a fight with a red ogre
in the Nether
Steve saw the robot arm comeing for him, he ran away and attempted to shoot GLaDOs in the eye. Right then, the enderman came, grabbed it and teleported it to a secret location