Spiral Knights - The Vending Machine V2

The Vending Machine V2

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mar, 09/09/2014 - 07:26

#51

Sacred-Earth

NEW PAGE!!!11!1!

You get the Zelda CD-i games. Crappy as buck.

I insert an _

mar, 09/09/2014 - 13:03

#52

Draycos

Out comes an -

I insert a yellow baseball cap.

mar, 09/09/2014 - 13:23

#53

Flame-Shinobi

You get

Some blue golf shoes!

I insert a baby

jeu, 09/11/2014 - 14:41

#54

Egpnd

You get a police force to arrest you.

I insert a tank of overdrive energy.

sam, 09/13/2014 - 07:58

#55

Iamnoone

The machine gets up and runs

The machine gets up and runs away.

Since I can't insert anything into the machine, I insert the heel of my foot into Egpnd's sternum.

sam, 09/20/2014 - 07:33

#56

Doctorspacebar

Hmm. I like this road. It seems to have a... food motif.

You get a critical hit, and shout "Time to tip the scales!"

I insert the most standoffish NPCs ever.

sam, 09/20/2014 - 14:44

#57

Iamnoone

The machine unloads its game

The machine unloads its game gold on you.

I insert a used tea bag.

lun, 09/22/2014 - 15:48

#58

Doctorspacebar

Hmm. I like this road. It seems to have a... food motif.

You get a bucket of water, which is the most useful item in the game.

I insert a Titanic game where you punch rats.

mar, 09/23/2014 - 10:13

#59

Ironclaw-Mender

You receive TITENIC SUPER ICEBERG FIST SMACK EDITION

I insert a wrench wand.

mar, 09/23/2014 - 12:30

#60

Holy-Nightmare

You get Richard the Warlock I

You get Richard the Warlock

I insert a Warp star.

jeu, 09/25/2014 - 19:11

#61

Flame-Shinobi

You get...

Kabu!

I insert a PB&J Sammich.

dim, 09/28/2014 - 04:14

#62

Iamnoone

You get egg salad. I insert

You get egg salad.

I insert the bulldog hood ornament I took off a mack truck in a rest stop.

lun, 09/29/2014 - 15:14

#63

Dinosaurvista

You get a mack truck.I

You get Your mom.

I insert a potato.

lun, 09/29/2014 - 18:18

#64

Flame-Shinobi

You get...

PotaDoS. Just remember to land on one foot!

I insert a portal gun.

ven, 10/03/2014 - 06:11

#65

Doctorspacebar

Hmm. I like this road. It seems to have a... food motif.

You get a death spike to put in your house.

I insert a forged Bronze Axe named "Science".

dim, 10/05/2014 - 16:49

#66

Drax-Infinire

Science is accepted.

You get Zangetsu (Bleach (an anime) reference)

I insert Shrek.

mar, 10/07/2014 - 06:55

#67

Iamnoone

You get attacked by some kids

You get attacked by some kids mom.

I insert that lady.

mar, 10/07/2014 - 17:16

#68

Drax-Infinire

A meteor can be seen in the distance.

I insert lamnoone.

mar, 10/07/2014 - 17:20

#69

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Nothing is scary when you add Tetris music!

You get nothing, because you inserted no one

I insert the alien Candy Cane with dual miniguns

ven, 10/10/2014 - 18:57

#70

Flame-Shinobi

You get...

A gingerbread man riddled with bullet holes.

I insert a puppy

sam, 10/11/2014 - 09:29

#71

Doctorspacebar

Settle it IN SMASH!

You get a BACK SLASH!

I insert a Super Scope, because I'm really feeling it!

dim, 10/19/2014 - 16:25

#72

Iamnoone

You get a good view into a

You get a good view into a podiatrist's office.

I insert a map of an unnamed island.

sam, 10/25/2014 - 13:45

#73

Tender-Footmender

You get a note saying: You got a map of Cthulu's home island and you wasted it on this note. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I insert Gannondorf. (Whoever doesn't know who that is, you should play one of the Legend of Zelda games.)

dim, 10/26/2014 - 13:21

#74

Popoixd

You get the trifoce of

You get the trifoce of power.

I insert my computer lag.

dim, 10/26/2014 - 13:26

#75

Midnight-Dj

Insert a quarter here

You get SK gunner update

I insert mother nature

dim, 10/26/2014 - 14:02

#76

Popoixd

You get Confession thread. I

You get Confession thread.

I insert the spiral knight suggestion forum.

dim, 10/26/2014 - 15:18

#77

Tender-Footmender

You get a Triforce.
Unfortunately, it doesn't have the power of the one I have, and it's made of plastic, so it has the power of a plastic child's toy. Sorry if I got you all excited there until you read this part.

I insert the confession thread Midnight got.

dim, 10/26/2014 - 19:09

#78

Midnight-Dj

You asked for it

You get Midnight's Master piece

I insert life fiber

lun, 10/27/2014 - 04:32

#79

Flame-Shinobi

You get...

File Liber... wait what???

I insert a question mark.

lun, 10/27/2014 - 14:13

#80

Popoixd

All hail the cookies

You get Interrobang ! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang

I insert the dark harvest.

lun, 10/27/2014 - 14:51

#81

Holy-Nightmare

SANDVICH!

You get pumpkin guts.

I insert POOTIS!

lun, 10/27/2014 - 15:08

#82

Popoixd

You get Tf2 crossovered whit

You get Tf2 crossovered whit Attack On Titan.

I insert Missingno.

lun, 10/27/2014 - 18:49

#83

Flame-Shinobi

Uh no not again...

*Speakers crackle* Nuclear reactor cooling system malfunction! Explosion imminent! Evacuate plant! Evacuate plant!

RUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!

(P.S. You get the apocalypse)

I insert a new machine, as the old one was destroyed.

mer, 10/29/2014 - 13:45

#84

Vohtarak-Forum

I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

yout get a celestial shield for tour good deed

I put in the materials that should make a mixmaster if they were craftable

jeu, 10/30/2014 - 16:50

#85

Popoixd

All hail the cookies.

You get a mastermix.

I insert (Insert unfunny joke here)

ven, 10/31/2014 - 04:07

#86

Iskrica

Oh you silly VM

You get a book of knock-knock jokes.

I insert a goldfish.

ven, 10/31/2014 - 06:20

#87

Vohtarak-Forum

I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get a shark

I insert a question
"wtf is a mastermix?"

ven, 10/31/2014 - 19:05

#88

Flame-Shinobi

You get...

A punch to the face and a note dispensed from the machine that says, "Shoulda had a V8"

I insert a shadow key with a note that says, ples sumun find mah key, dis is da prize...

sam, 11/01/2014 - 10:24

#89

Vohtarak-Forum

I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get to escape your box and become a greaver

I put in a mastermix

sam, 11/01/2014 - 11:18

#90

Popoixd

All hail the cookies.

You get laser.

I insert and Owlite.

dim, 11/02/2014 - 16:00

#91

Iskrica

Oh you silly VM

You get Sam Wilson (the Falcon) saying thank you for returning his... cup.

I insert Nick Fury's hidden eye.

lun, 11/03/2014 - 05:47

#92

Flame-Shinobi

You get...

THE DEMO'S EYE

I insert a pancake

lun, 11/03/2014 - 12:29

#93

Latinkon

French Artillery

You get French toast

I insert a 12-pound cannonball

lun, 11/03/2014 - 12:37

#94

Vohtarak-Forum

I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get cannons to fire it-oh wait

I insert laser

mer, 11/05/2014 - 12:25

#95

Tender-Footmender

You get a broken machine.

I place down a new machine and insert a dream.

mer, 11/05/2014 - 12:46

#96

Vohtarak-Forum

I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get a slap in the face from reality

I insert a broken machine

mer, 11/05/2014 - 14:09

#97

Flame-Shinobi

You Get!

A fixed human!

I insert a scalpel.

jeu, 11/06/2014 - 04:57

#98

Vohtarak-Forum

I'm vohtarak, call me by that name

you get a spare kidney

I insert a fixed human

mar, 11/18/2014 - 17:56

#99

Obcydian

You get a giant plush Ebola

You get a giant plush Ebola virus.

I insert hugs.

mer, 11/19/2014 - 11:56

#100

Tender-Footmender

You get a giant dinosaur to eat your face off.

I insert the note that this is post 100.

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