The Vending Machine V2

you get a extreme energy load
i insert my brandish

You get a random sword.
I insert space. Yes, space. Space as in the keyboard space.

You get the MÜN
I insert page one of this thread.

You receive A volcanic pepperbox
I insert my soul(I have never found a use for it.)

You get a vitapod.
I insert a fork.

You receive a Bed made of string
I insert a skeleton(Not mine)

Awwww... You got the dog!
I insert myself! YEAH!

Kate comes out of the machine and MatiClocker is never to be seen again.
i insert Doge.

You get a normal Ice skeleton thing(Frozen shambler)
I insert my confusion(how did Matikclocker get out?)

out comes an answer!(That's not Matik, that's Kate!)
i insert this face!

You get Steve's head.
I insert paper.
Message to Galax: "Energyload here. I used the CRS Assembly Line to recreate Matikclocker. How do you feel? But we need some scraps, so I will come with Nanotech Disruptor (Robocraft ref.) to grab parts from you. Good luck!"
RESPAWN {...} - 3 posts left to rebuild Matikclocker.

You get a warning sign.
Message to EnergyLoad: "PROJECT G.A.L.A.X. Is a dangerous machine with radioactive parts. Thus If G.A.L.A.X. Gets diactivated, the Nuke inside will detenate! Nice Try."
I insert... Oh wait, i inserted my face..... PREPARE FOR NUKE!!!!!!

You get your butt.
I insert my Maskeraith

You get NUKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I insert this Nuke!

You get the bomb. (But I mean Xteri) "Guys, there are two Xteris!"
I insert one of them.

You get a bombie.
I insert the Swarm

You g-t th- cor-!
I ins-rt my - k-y b-tw--n th- w and r k-ys

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"ill insert a swarm"
you get a ghost walker gremlin...
i insert a gremlin

You get the Crimson Order.
I insert my old account.

you get a new account with better stuff ;P
i insert my toupee

You get the Evil, gold-eating Eyebrow of Doom.
I insert the Swarm.

you get a clone.
I insert this DP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You get my post with a message: "I AM NOT KATE!!!"
I insert Kate.

Silly! You can't insert yourself!
I insert a button!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You get TNT.
I insert Protonium Crystal.

You get TNT.
I insert Protonium Crystal.

You get a perma ban.
I insert a post.

You get a beam. (wooden post... get it?)
I insert Gbot-Vtwo's soul...

You get Gbot-Vthree soul. Wait, there's no Gbot-Vthree!
I insert Xteri (the second one, look at post #276)

You get a different inferno Snarbolax.
I insert a sliced watermelon.
(Spell-check still thinks Snarbolax is sunblock! :P)

Godzilla! You also get squashed by Godzilla!
I insert a flattened Xteri.

You get sunblock!
I insert a new comment.
You get a letter.
I insert my other knight, Energyload.