FanFic-Letters

Dear Dyrus

It’s really loud out there, Dyrus. Gremlins installed new puppies and they are trying to mow us down. All we can do is hiding in the trench and shoot some bullets back at them. I don’t think we can win without casualty. Just in case I die, send my regards to Mum, Dad. Ever since you were injured and were shipped out of the fight, Gremlins decided to take the extreme measures. They deployed few Project Roarmulus. The ones we were able to destroy in Ironclaw Munitions Factory No.2 was apparently a prototype. These guys size are incomparable. Thousands of friends are slaughtered by them. But we won’t give up. We came on this planet for a reason. Our destiny. That’s what lies in The Core. The secret of this world and what Alpha Team found is hidden in there and we are not going down without fighting for it. We are Spiral Knights. We will win this war and get back home soon.

From Necro

Letter from Sergeant Necro to Lieutenant Dyrus, sent during Gremlin-Spiral Order War

Yes, Necro, I used ur name

this is in letter formation, yes, so what, The Sorrow of Young Werther is in a letter form.
please, don't write any bad comment, i am new at this.

and its not just gonna be letters...

i like it =D.

your ign is Dyrus right? thought so.

pretty good. but work on grammer stuff.

"All we can do is hiding in the trench and shoot some bullets back at them." that should be"All we can do is hide in the trench and shoot some bullets back at them." o, btw, I dont got a gun. well, i have a proto gun.

"The ones we were able to destroy in Ironclaw Munitions Factory No.2 was apparently a prototype." should be "The ones we were able to destroy in the IronClaw Munitions Factory No. 2 were apparently prototypes." but if there's a No. 2, what's No. 1?

and so one and so forth.

keep up the good work!

Yup, since you told the guild earlier, I likes it man.

OK, the idea is that spiral order and gremlin is having a war. And there is a lot of factories for gremlin. I mean, they cant just have like 1 factory, they are not stupid (i think). And if u r having a war and u r in a trench, u can't use sword!(gotta admit, didnt know u didnt have any guns XD). Also, that guy(you) is in a front line. I think he is allowed to make some grammatical errors XD

OK, the idea is that spiral order and gremlin is having a war. And there is a lot of factories for gremlin. I mean, they cant just have like 1 factory, they are not stupid (i think). And if u r having a war and u r in a trench, u can't use sword!(gotta admit, didnt know u didnt have any guns XD). Also, that guy(you) is in a front line. I think he is allowed to make some grammatical errors XD

‘Dear Dyrus
It’s really loud out there, Dyrus. Gremlins installed new puppies and they are trying to mow us down. All we can do is hide in the trench and shoot some bullets back at them. I don’t think we can win without casualty. Just in case I die, send my regards to Mum and Dad. Ever since you were injured and were shipped out of the fight, Gremlins decided to take the extreme measures. They deployed few Project Roarmulus. The ones we were able to destroy in Ironclaw Munitions Factory No.2 were apparently prototypes. These guys size are incomparable. Thousands of friends are slaughtered by them. But we won’t give up. We came on this planet for a reason. Our destiny. That’s what lies in The Core. The secret of this world and what Alpha Team found is hidden in there and we are not going down without fighting for it. We are Spiral Knights. We will win this war and get back home soon.
From Necro
Letter from Sergeant Necro to Lieutenant Dyrus, sent during Gremlin-Spiral Order War’

‘RUN RUN RUN!’ shouted Bigfoot. As their leader shouted, Guild 10, codenamed ‘Knights and Days’ ran to the trench, dodging bullets and missiles fired by gremlin. ‘Piece of cake, that’s what the commander said. Ask anybody, what part of enemies shooting missiles that breaks 5* shield at once is piece of cake?!’ Shadow complained. ‘I dunno! Just shut up!’ shouted Necro, his brother. If they learned anything from this hellhole was that any loud noise from their side meant doom. ‘Ah, s***!’ shouted Spiral as he quickly dodged rocket from a Roarmulus. ‘Great, it found us’ muttered Bigfoot, ‘if we don’t get out of here in… 2 minute 35.6 second, we are all dead.’
‘Rendezvous Point is just up ahead, Big,’ informed Homminid, their second in command. ‘Good, we better get there before Roarmulus tear us to pieces! Hey, where is Dyrus?’ asked Bigfoot, only to be replied by Sorb ‘He was shipped out last night, remember?’ ‘We better write him a get-well letter’ replied Spiral jokingly. ‘Good idea,’ said Necro. ‘ummm… HELLO?! Roarmulus trying to get us killed?!’ shouted Shadow desperately. Sometimes he didn’t understand his brother and his unusual calmness. What is he? Pantaphobic(scared of nothing)?
His thought was cut by Sorb ‘Ok, I am calling aerial support, guys!’ He took the ‘chatbox’ and started to talk to the Air Force, ‘This is Guild 10, requesting aerial support. Code: Devillite, 10, Trojan, Royal Jelly, Howlitzer.’ He turned the chatbox off and shouted, ‘we have about 5 minute til they blow the hell outta this place!’
Shadow has never been more scared in his life. All he could here was Puppies’ bullet firing and mecha knights clanking and slash their swords. And there was… what’s that familiar sound? It sounds like… Blast Furnace-powered engine… he looked upward and saw handful of B-122 ‘Howlitzer’ drop few hundred Plasma Cell-powered bombs. It seems…they were little late. Plasma bomb exploded on Gremlins and their Constructs. ‘Ah S***’!’ yelled Shadow. And he and his guildies were knocked out by the big, pink explosions.

My eyes are bleeding.

Also, what's with the code? Calling in Aerial support isn't that easy. A unit in the field would normally request fire support- and a grunt would never call in air support unless it's gotten really bad. The US. Airforce requires that their own people call in Air force.

I know, I know, I kno... ur eyes are bleeding? I hope thats an expression...

OK, First, this is not US Airforce. This is in SK. secondly, did u just call Sorb a grunt? Go meet him in the game. He is NOT a grunt. And, come on man, it HAS gotten really bad for them. There is battalions of gremlins, millions of puppies and few Roarmulus (it is said in the letter that the ones we fight in game is prototypes) and there is only like 10 of knights... Still thank u for replying. (i never been in to the military...I am only 13, Only war movie i watched is Saving private ryan and i didnt even watch all of it...) btw, whats ur IGN, will luv to hear all my flaws so i can fix it...

Most of it is ok...
Just the grammar.

IGN: Wfawwer

i like that letter format for the story

IGN: Grittle (yes just like let the flames begin)

hope ill be in that story: with my royal jelly speaking abilities, ill keep peace with knights and jellies

cool

"Dear Yang.

Remember when you said i would be a fool to continue on alone? That i would not last a minute agaisnt the trojan army they had? Well jokes on you , they dont have a trojan army.

They have 2 Trojan armies.

Ill mail you again after and if i survive the next wave. Tell my wifebot i love her and tell Brinks i want some goddamm token free deals if i get back, this just aint worth it.

I hate horses."

Dang, was gonna do Jelly-Knight war after this

BTW guys, if u wanna be in it, u gotta put ur IGN (i am free to change it a little, k?) and ur guild

meh. seeing that i already am in the story, i might as well give u mai gears.

IGN: Lordofnecromancers, but I prefer Necro
Guil: Knights and Day
Equipts: Twisted Snarble Barb, Khorovod, Grintovec, blast bomb, fiery vaprizer, nightblade, cobalt armor, magic hood, defender, checkered and shocking and spiral and azure bombhead masks. i expect to get the snarby shield, jalovec, and possibly the super blast bomb. i also have mai newbi stuff that i like to wear as costume.

meh. seeing that i already am in the story, i might as well give u mai gears.

IGN: Lordofnecromancers, but I prefer Necro
Guil: Knights and Day
Equipts: Twisted Snarble Barb, Khorovod, Grintovec, blast bomb, fiery vaprizer, nightblade, cobalt armor, magic hood, defender, checkered and shocking and spiral and azure bombhead masks. i expect to get the snarby shield, jalovec, and possibly the super blast bomb. i also have mai newbi stuff that i like to wear as costume.

Wfawwer
Guild: Echo of Silence

Dear Dyrus
It seems that I lived through that hell, Dyrus. None of us died, although Artifice, Lewis and me got injured. I was the last one coming into the camp. I went into the force field bit late. My legs blew up. I am getting them replaced. I think gremlins won’t attack this camp for a while, but I think they will figure out how to breach in. We should get our weapons fixed and possibly get UV. I must upgrade my Shadow driver to umbra driver. If you are worried about Shadow, he’s fine, although his armour is damaged. Haven is only 80 miles from here. We must not let Gremlin find Skylark, our home planets coordinates are in its database.
From Homminid
Letter from Lieutenant Colonel Homminid to Lieutenant Dyrus

‘Ouch,’ said Homminid, ‘where am I?’ He tried hard to remember what the heck happened to him. He was knocked out by plasma bomb and some on carried him into the camp… ‘Why does my leg hurts so bad?’ He looked at it and wished he hadn’t. He didn’t have any legs. ‘Ah crap!’ He shouted. A nurse came in quickly, ‘good morning, sir’, she said. ‘Good morning? Good morning! My legs are gone!’ Homminid shouted. ‘Yes, the plasma bomb short-circuited your leg. We had to cut it off because it could kill you. Don’t worry though, replacement leg is in production. It would take around 3 week.’ replied the nurse. ‘3 weeks? The gremlins might barge in a few second and I have to wait 3 weeks?’ complained Homminid. ‘Sir, their gears are all fried. It would take them months to recover from that damage, meanwhile, meet Blob’ the nurse said as a jelly cube came in. ‘Blob will act as your wheel chair. All thanks to Grittle. He is a ‘Jelly-Whisperer’.
Shadow and Necro was shopping. They were looking for mats for repairing them and guildies’ gears. So far, they were out of luck. ‘Why does no one sell gel drops?!’ complained Shadow. ‘You might as well as ask, why we don’t have any, Shadow’ replied Necro. He never thought he had to buy gel drops. They were, as far as Necro is concerned, the most common mat u could get. They needed sun silver, too. It was pity that their guildies’ Divine avengers were chipped or even broken. They were going through the shopping list there guildies were so kind to give when they bumped into someone. He was surrounded by some jellies and was… talking to them?
Artifice and Lewis was sitting in a guild tent. They never thought they would miss their big, spacious guild hall. In the tent were a fire and some beds. It didn’t even have an alchemy machine. They now saw why Sorb insisted on buying an alchemy machine, not snack vending machine. Artifice’s arm was blown off and Lewis’ back bone was cracked. They had to wait 2 weeks to fix their body. It wasn’t as bad as Homminid though, so they were grateful for that. They didn’t have anything to do. They won’t allowed Krogmo bombing or watch Snarbolax fight or wolver race. They were not even allowed outside the camp! Artifice started talking, ‘What do we do now?’ Lewis replied, ‘I dunno’. ‘You wanna watch something? I have some movie here,’ said Artifice. ‘Let’s watched this,’ said Lewis, ‘it’s really old movie, but good one.’ they started the movie and the familiar theme tunes came out, ‘Something strange~ in the neighbourhood~.’

Wfawwer, how would you like Faw as ur name

Faw or Wfaw is ok.

Grittle, I require ur guild name

even though im already in the story heres my stuff

IGN: Shadownox
Guild: Knights and Day
Equips: Ascended Calibur, Sealed Sword, Striker, Brandish, Autogun, Blaster(UV low on constructs), Magnus, Blast Bomb, Spine Cone, Haze Bomb(UV low on slimes), Wolver gear, Magic gear, Bristling Buckler, and Wise Owlite Shield. haha, i know, i have lots of stuff.

BTY, Bigfoot promoted me to veteran so im higher rank than necro. YAY!

Whos older brother?

This looks quite interesting, guess I could be in it too ^^

IGN: TheGamerGuy (everyone calls me Gamer)
Guild: Dragon Knights

Could be like, a tactics guy or something :o

im older than shadow by about 1.5 years, give or take a few days.

lonewolf

my guild is starship troopers
rank:member
has a pet green mini jelly- sniffles

IGN: Grittle

equip-
rock jelly helm
miracle cloak
sinister skelly shield
pepperbox
master blast bomb

on a side note, if necro reads this, its my new loadout upgrades

lonewolf, i also added your story to the fan fictoin story wiki page!

http://wiki.spiralknights.com/Fan-fiction_stories

THX. Btw, sent u friend request, my IGN is Dyrus

THX. Btw, sent u friend request, my IGN is Dyrus

THX. Btw, sent u friend request, my IGN is Dyrus

THX. Btw, sent u friend request, my IGN is Dyrus

Dear Dyrus
I heard you are coming back soon. Nice, we were missing our strategist. We met this guy called Grittle. He says he can talk to jellies. He is either telling truth or is out of his mind. He is a great guy though. He gave us a jelly pet. We named him Jello. There was a intrusion too, a new lumber. But, Big took care of it. It’s not a big deal. Homminid’s legs finally came, although it would take him weeks to get used to his new leg. Well, see ya in few days.

Letter from Sergeant Major Shadow to Lieutenant Dyrus in Gremlin-Spiral Knight war

The alarm went off. Bigfoot went to the gate. A Lumber managed to squeeze through the force field. It was new type, it had a flower and it shot…seeds? Bigfoot managed to block one of the seeds with his shield. It fell to the ground and disappeared. Bigfoot was surprised to see his 5* shield was dented. He quickly ran to the Lumber and slashed his sword. The lumber staggered and fell to the ground. Then it exploded and shot seeds everywhere. Bigfoot blocked bullet like seeds and looked around... seeds were gone. They all drilled into the ground… that’s strange. Bigfoot was suspicious, but he had to fix his shield. It was a mess.

Necro and Shadow was playing with Jello. Because jellies don’t have digestive system, they can eat (consume) any organic material and they slowly digest it. Gruesome thing is, you can see it. But it seemed that Necro and Shadow was very interested in it. Dr. Grittle Ph.D in Gellology(study of jellies and lichen), was teaching them about jellies. Why exactly was jelly weak against Shadow attack? How can Royal Jelly heal in such speed? How does Blast cube explode? What is sloom and why the heck is it so rare (that’s right devs I am talking to you)?! Well, Grittle knew everything about Jellies. Everything but one. How were they created? Lichen is apparently an extraterrestrial. But jelly cubes…how did they come into being? That was jelly expert’s only question.

Faw was a skilled warrior. He was in EoS, an elite guild, like Knights and Day. But he was famous for other things… he made the force field generator. That’s right. Faw was an engineer. A damn good one too. He was mending the generator. This generator was only thing between knights and total annihilation, fact which gave Faw lots of pressure. He found out why that lumber was able to come through the force field. It was rusty force dynamo. And everyone knows that force dynamo doesn’t rust naturally…

Next day, people couldn’t believe their eyes. It was jungle outside the tent, literally. It was all covered in grass and trees. Shadow looked at the tree closely. It looked if the tree looked at him…

Meanwhile, Faw was talking to Punch and Vise. ‘You guys put rust oil on my generator’s dynamo’, didn’t you?’ he turned on his lie detector. Punch replied, ‘No, I didn’t!’ Vise said, ‘same!’ Faw detected hat Punch was lying. ‘Punch, you are lying! You work for King Tinkinzar! I should have known when you always gave me low UV!’ shouted Faw. ‘Very clever, knight! That’s correct! I am not an outcast, I never was! And you are right! I gave you those low UV on purpose. Although I did give you one Maximum UV! Be grateful!’ Punch yelled. ‘IT WAS MAXIMUM SLEEP RESISTANCE YOU A******!’ Faw yelled louder. ‘I will tell you few more things. This button will awaken the trees of this jungle. That’s right! Every single trees here are disguised lumber! Also,’ paused Vise. ‘I don’t work for King Tinkinzar… For I am him!’ As he finished this sentence, he pressed the button and disappeared. ‘Oh no!’ shouted Faw. He ran back to where his friends are.

‘Ah Bull****!’ cried Bigfoot as lumber crushed his arm. Normally, his best shield wouldn’t break, but when ambush stroke, he was unprepared. He quickly grabbed one of his shields hoping it would be his best shield. When a lumber stroke its thick arm and hit Bigfoot’s shield, he realised that it wasn’t his grey owlite, but Crest of Almire which broke. The lumber raised its arm again to crush Bigfoot. He quickly grabbed the nearest weapon. He was lucky! It was Fang Of Vog CTR max. Normally, he didn’t like doing this, but… he charged Fang and quickly released it. The lumber was turned into ash. But it was burning Bigfoot too. ‘Goddamn it,’ Bigfoot muttered and fell down.

Necro was having different problem. It was his day to guard the force field generator. He was alone and there were 5 lumbers attacking him. He quickly destroyed 3 with his Khorovod. ‘Agh!’ Necro cried as he was about get crushed… then a great lichen colony just barged in and tackled the lumber. It was Grittle. ‘Interesting thing about great lichen colony,’ he said, ‘they can digest anything.’ The Lichen consumed the lumber. Necro saw the lumber dissolving inside the jelly. The last lumber ran to the generator. ‘No!’ shouted Necro. Then a electrical surge from a gigawatt pulsar shot it down. There was a silhouette of a person next to the blazing house. ‘Missed me?’ said the figure.

Grittle, Ur weapon is jellies, k?
U are a Jellomancer

Grittle, Ur weapon is jellies, k?
U are a Jellomancer

Grittle, Ur weapon is jellies, k?
U are a Jellomancer

Grittles question would be answered in Jelly-knight war, where he will learn the truth of jellies

Grittles question would be answered in Jelly-knight war, where he will learn the truth of jellies

Grittles question would be answered in Jelly-knight war, where he will learn the truth of jellies

Grittles question would be answered in Jelly-knight war, where he will learn the truth of jellies

I have one.
Dear mom,
The war here is terrible.Jellies are swarming us and every time someone dies.We are trying to reach Royal Jelly and finally win this war.We got some fresh recruits with colbat armor and a calibur.Recently Simon was injured by a explosive jelly.Damn, Everyday we only take small parts of the palace.Seems like RJ is getting desperate and had gremlins contruct turrets and lumbers for him.Today we had to make a desperate move.The general told us to gather our weapons and charge into the next depth of Jelly Palace.Took us 12 hours to take over the first depth.200 knights were dead and 500 knights wounded or missing.But then supplies can get in smoothly.I had to take a shower because I killed so many jellies.I will tell you more next week.

P.S I am including some jelly gems I found after the battlefield.I tasted one and it was awesome.The box I am sending you have 50 jelly gems.And do not eat more than 3 gems a day.You will get sick of it.

Lolwut? I have a wise Owlite?

Also, just make it say I have a grey Owlite, take away the uv part.

yeah. lo l o l ol o lo lo l

Dear devilte,

Stop harassing me or else...
on the bright side, throw me a Wii. NOW.
make sure it doesnt have shock

from,
spiral knight Andyspace

Sorry big, will edit it

i write my stuff down 4 times. what the heck?

Oh yeah, should I post my gear?
Seraphic/Vog cub sets
Polaris, Strike needle, Glacius and Barbrous thorn blade.
(I have more but im too lazy to post eerything...)

press the save button only once. ONCE. or this will happen.

press once: hi

press again: hi hi

press a third time: hi hi hi

press 4th time: hi hi hi hi

each time u press the save button, the post is reposted.

Sorry guys, School started so i have less time to write. I am working on it.
The New chapter is coming up. Each war will have 2 chapter
the new chapter will take place in Dark Fang Factory, where gremlins develop their new high tech weaponaries. Our heroes will be trapped in there and try to find a way out. They will find lots about gremlins and themselves...The true purpose of spiral knight

meh. school startd 3 weeks ago for me. i work on mai stories at school. maybe u could do that.

I do. but now it will take 3 days to make a thread