We descended into the Gremlin's factory, as we had done so many times. The smell of industry filled the air as always.
Me: They never stop trying, do they?
Fate: If they did, we would be out of a job.
Me: Says the guy in Azure. I know you do other missions too.
Fate: So? You do too.
Me: Only when I get bored. That Jelly King is pretty fun to put down. But I prefer the money I make selling catalyzers to people who cant kill the Twins.
Karate: More rockets ahead!
Me: I'll go first, ill call clear when I turn them off.
As usual, I took it upon myself to do the 'difficult' parts, like turning the rockets off. I always found that rather easy and enjoyable, but then again, I liked the fire arena too. I ran up to the switch, dodging rockets as I went, turning them off. I called 'Clear!' and the two ran up to meet me. We continued onward through the factory, with dangerous but brief fights with Gremlins, Scuttlebots, Retrodes and Mecha Knights. It didnt seem like too long before we were facing the elevator to the Twins once again.
We stood outside the obvious ambush/bossfight area of the Twins, preparing, healing up again.
Me: So, I'm on switches again?
Karate: You know it! Ill kill the bots and try to get you blown up again!
Me: Karate, that last time you tried to blow me up with their rockets, you 'accidentally' got that poor new guy knocked off his feet.
Karate: That was pretty fun though, right?
Fate: Karate, we have a job to do, lets try to get this done quickly. Ill shield you, Fish.
Me: Ok, lets go kill them again!
We walk onto the large button that activates the Twins, and the floodlights flick on, temporarily blinding us once more. The Roarmulus Twins rise up out of the sides as always, roaring in defiance at our presence.
Fate: Kill them!
Me: RAWR!!!
Karate: Meow!
The fight starts normally, we clear out some space for us to work, and I quickly get rockets to fly to where I want them. Practice after practice has led to perfect timing, and rockets slam again and again into both twins, the three of us using the opening to slash violently at them. It is not long before the damage starts to show clearly. The fight goes along as normal before something very rare happens. Both twins move to the north side, a green light starting to appear from their mouths.
Me: Double laser!!! Shields up!
The three of us stand side by side, our shields covering us completely, as we try to navigate past the unavoidable beams. As I touch the first, I know something is different. The beams seem stronger, somehow. I withdraw my shield and try to jump through the lasers. The damage is severe, but I make it out. Fate and Karate, trying to get past normally, were far worse off. Their shields were broken and their armour scarred by the pure energy.
Karate: Fish, quickly, we need to finish this! *turns to fight off a scuttlebot*
I run over to the north-east switch, following the rockets' path carefully. I pick my moment and a dozen rockets fly past and into the twins. With both weakened, the three of us unload what we can do into one of them, but its shields restore just a little too early.
Me: ****!
Almost as a counter attack, the twins move to opposite ends, and charge up again.
Me: Son of a- follow me exactly!
I lead Fate and Karate to a point where I can shoot the switch to keep the lasers off us as we walk, but the shot is mis-timed slightly, and a laser beam dashes across the three of us for a moment, but that's all it took. Neither Fate nor Karate could go any further, and fell to the floor in agony. I was barely any better. Just about able to walk
Fate: Fish... One more... Left twin...
I look up at the right twin, watching as a rocket from it fly past my head. I quickly take aim at the switch. A little mis-timing and I could be knocked down easily from another laser, or even a rocket, but I had to try. I fire, and watch as my bullet slams into the switch, letting the rocket free to hit the left twin, which knocks its shield out. I slowly force myself over to it, and thrust my blade deep into its head. Both twins roar in defeat, falling back to the depths from which they came. I returned to my friend's sides instantly, doing my best to help them back on their feet.
Fate: You did it, you actually did it!
Karate: For a second there I thought we weren't going to make it.
Fate: Good thing we have you, Fish. We can always rely on you to not die on us.
Me: I'm the Survivor type, its what I do.
So the three of us managed to make it to Emberlight, to rest for a little longer, before we would return to Haven, ready to be sent on our next mission, in our everlasting desire to reach the top, so that we can have a chance at being sent in after Alpha squad. All we can hope is that the Twins don't learn how to do nothing but Double Lasers, because if that happened, we may never get off this planet alive...
(And that's that! I hope I did ok, I'm not too used to writing stories like this, but feel free to say what you thought of it, good or bad, I don't mind. Also, if any Gremlins are reading this, please don't get any ideas on the Twins. They're fine as they are, seriously.)
(Anyway, suffering from a double laser twice in one boss fight did actually happen to me once, my health was really low, too.)