Spiral Knights - I hear you whippersnappers need a whuppin

I hear you whippersnappers need a whuppin

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Mon, 08/04/2014 - 12:39

Grittle

bbe-bb-e-bach in mah day of 1942- I meen 2011, the heepster auction huse didn't exist and we ol' timers had to get recipes the hard way of goin' down the basil statin and gettin a recipe with em' bare hands! W-w-w-w-w-wwe also did nutin' but arcade because them whippininsnappinin missions weren't even thought of!

an' ol' vanaduke was only big bosses we ha. then them king Hippo of a royal jelly, that heepster snarby, them Siamese-robo twins and the dark bee swerm version of them snappers came in start causin' the havoc.

Th-th-th-t-hen things started to change and we got ourselves more gud stoof. but then you whippersnappers drove off the good names, Al Capone, Powpowpowowopwow, Jim-dale, Luguiru, Sherd Sqaud, Monroe, Taft, Ike, enven Stalin was drove by em' whippinsnippers lik you boyh.

Oh, and don't git me started on them shard bombs boy, they wr the best of them time. then them whippersnappers drove then to only be used by them heepster ol' timers and ol' Nicky had to leave.

w-w-w-w-We ol' timers ar gittin reel tires of them whippersnappers complaining, back in me old days. weapons lik em sealed sword line, them peacemaker, and the M1 Garand and ol' thompson were the only guns we had lategame and by god we used em' to there use. now you got em polarises and flourishes and them stoopid Jempire Heepsters runnin around with them look-a-like skolver costumes to ol' krogomo's beach house. Oh i het em Jempire Heepsters. like em' fleas!

Yy-y-y--y--you whippersnappers hav all them good stoof we ol' timers wished we had. and you kee complanin' and complainin'. Ya'll need a gud whoopin to set urselfs in-a shape.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:12

Blazzberry

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Shh, it's okay old man Grittle. We have your meds right here to make it all better.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 13:15

Skyguarder

Hey Grittle.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 15:52

Magnicth

Who let Grittle out of his

Who let Grittle out of his cage-I mean nursing home? Yeah, let's go with nursing home.

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:32

Grittle

Magnicth you whippersnapper

Y-Y-You youngnigs are all about you fancy smancy mineral-less gates and energy-free gates. W-w-w-w-w-well, If I told you back in em' glory days, an elevator costed 10 energy a pop. everythin' cost them energy. Sure, it was flawed, but you can't beat clean energy compared to them new heep Orbs of alchemy, who evn' names somthin so important right of them nerdy dungeon n' dargn's. Now don get me wrong. that is good. but whenevn' them whippersnappers mess with anythin'. they get messn'. jus' look at em tortodrones. When we old timers wantn' em as enemies. now they some kind of event only thing by them whippersnappers. They mess'n with them enemies. they were challegn' like em commies. then the snappers turn' them into branchs and such----

About 30 Minutes or so of ramblin'

Anyways, y-y-y-yall' whippersnappers needs a good whuppin right now. if only Jim-Dale or Luguriu was here, he'd show ya a good whoopin', show ya in ya place! them whippersnappers, always complain'n....

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 17:39

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!

But what about the people who worship the great god Luguiru? Will Luguiru beat us up? Probably

Mon, 08/04/2014 - 18:05

Magnicth

Nah, Luguiru would probably

Nah, Luguiru would probably just rant at us but use an alternative spelling for every single word so nobody could understand what he was saying. Gosh, I miss him. He had the strangest sense of humor, but when it came down to it, he made more sense than everybody else, especially when it came to the suggestion forums.

Shhhhh...Shhhhh... It's alright old man Grittle, I get ya, even if the other whippersnappers who make those rant threads don't. Now, how about we calm down and put down the poor, terrified jelly cube before somebody gets hurt?(Quick, somebody call the nursing home while I've got him under control!)

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 01:47

Sir-Pandabear

Luguiru is in a better place now, where he can make smart suggestions and they get used.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 08:51

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Move over mateys, there's bubble wrap we need to be poppin'!

Arrrrr, me mateys! I can help ye with that, but it will cost ye piles o' treasure. With that, let me lead t' old man to my pi- err, nursing home. (I hope ye is rich)

/leads Grittle to the Pi-Rate Ship

Now that I have ye where I want ye, surrender all yer loot or else ye will walk the plank

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 09:34

Dragneel-Wiki

grittle, i missed u snappah

d-d-d-day after day, i wait by tha pavment, for u to return, but u nver did. i walk up tha stret, thinkin bout tha ol' days. i go to mai home, sit in tha cornar, and cri on mai tedy baer pilow. but den i felt tha presence of sumthin gret. i turn round and i see the mighty woden box in front of me, while smilin. he says evryhing is ogre, and foorims wil be hapy again.

i wok up, opend tha foorims, i see 'gritle' has posted. i fangirl lik beliebrs, i open da tread and mai eys filld wid tears, i am so hapy, da wooden box was not lyin

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cri evrytim

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 09:34

#10

Dragneel-Wiki

grittle, i missed u snappah

i wok up, opend tha foorims, i see 'gritle' has posted. i fangirl lik beliebrs, i open da tread and mai eys filld wid tears, i am so hapy, da wooden box was not lyin

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cri evrytim

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 11:47

#11

Grittle

Its them Whuppin time

Y-y-y-yy-y-yall' wouldn't evn' last a day back in mah days. Them zambiis would stunlock ya until ya were mince meat and them wolvers had them auto-aim snips. Sure, them jellies later can sumhow turn up n' spike sturm. but them monsters were as tough as that man Patton. n-n-n--n-nn-ne-now em are was weak as ya weaklin's are wih em' polarises. steamrollin' them levels like one of em' nazi blitzkriegs. I-i-i-i-i-i-ey also rembr' them ol' guild halls. mmy-mymy-mights as well call em' ghost towns. they was as empty as my mist energy reserves after a long day of pulln' em' weeds and -be-b-b-b-buildn' em B-17s to bomb em' nazis. b-b-buh-boy, did we show em' nazis a whuppin. L-l-l-l-like how Im' goin' to show em' whippersnappers a good un' if theya keep complan'n!

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 12:11

#12

Skepticraven

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Hey Grittle, I got you a pet gorgo. Hope you like it. Just be careful, they tend to auto-aim anything they think is food when they're hungry.

I would have gotten you a pet glop drop, but it turned spikey and disappeared from my minimap.

Tue, 08/05/2014 - 15:20

#13

Autofire

You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

This thread wins.

Wed, 08/06/2014 - 15:36

#14

Grittle

Skepticraven ya whippensnappenin'

B-bba-bah-bach in mah days, them minimap had none of em fancy smancy gadets. all they was was you, walls, and ya allies. no showin' of em nazis or commies. just em 3 thins's. i-i-i-i-i-I bet ya think em dashes and shield punches were in 2011 too, well ya didn't! an-a-n-n-and that is why ya whiipasnappa needs a whuppin.

Thu, 08/07/2014 - 07:23

#15

Duskfinder

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Thu, 08/07/2014 - 08:58

#16

Zaffy-Laffy

Come here Grittle, I dug a grave for you. Let's see, oops there's Hexzyle's grave, we'll skip that. Here ya go, "Here lies dear Sentinel Grittle, 2011-2014". You can step in and we'll start the deat... I mean emancipation process. Oh no no, don't look there, there's nothing but my grave, just look up to the sky and relax.

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 11:04

#17

Grittle

I-i-i-i-i-ey-Ey'm bumpin' like un' of em' whippersnappers. Ey' rememben' em' Boswick fads by Njthug. Bot wus he on' of em gud prankstas'. has-a anyun of em whippersnappers know where he yat?

Sun, 08/10/2014 - 22:49

#18

Xxpapaya

The papaya laughs

I miss Luguiru T_T You go get them Grittle! :D
*Cheers in the background*

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