Things are about to get Hairy: The Hairy Promotion

There needs to be some sort of hairy byproduct in this game. I want the hairs because I want something like a prismatic beard so I can run around haven with a sexy blue beard.
There also needs to be a Prismatic Hairy Aura that leaves a trailing effect of large clumps hair on the ground and stuns allies when stepped on and the knights are inflicted with the "ew" status and they ew when stepped on.
Along with a hair sword that is a reskin of the Winmillion that shoots clumps of hair at the monsters.

I mustache, can we have this?

I will support this suggestion, until the last strand of my life. We will make this twerk. But I Mustache you a question, what is the purpose of these Curly weapons?

I Love it! Also, can we get a mullet toupee accessory and a sideburn accessory? I feel the need..to make myself hairier....the maximum level that hairy can get. And how about a new npc named Harry showcasing his Hairy Harry Hairiness?

We need prismatic bald tops to go with these. And new hair wigs. And chest hair armor costumes. Do we have the mustaches by themselves? Cuz we need that too.
We need a compiled list of items that'll come with this Hairy Promotion.
*Prismatic Hairy Aura
*Prismatic Mullet
*Prismatic Super Hair (I'm sure you know what I mean.)
*Prismatic Long Hair
*Prismatic Beard
*Prismatic Plumber's Stache
*Prismatic Mustache+Beard Combo
*Prismatic Sideburns
*Prismatic Bald Cap
*Prismatic Manly Chest Hair
*Divine Wizard Hair
*Divine Wizard Stache+Beard
*Hair Scizzors (intentionally spelt)

@Fangel
Yeah, lets try to be punny and knot get tied up in this thread. :P
*Gets kicked off Cradle for horrible puns*

This sounds kind of gross, but I guess it would be something that a certain genre of people would enjoy.
This sounds like a great idea; it cuts straight to the point by highlighting all the details.
As an extension to your idea, how about a hairbrush accessory. I guess we should mullet over and see what else we can comb up with.