((No need to get me, I've been stalking this thread =P))
Cobalt felt the pan-fried deliciosness well off his Frying Pan, filling the air power and tantalizing smells (he would have noticed if he had any olfactory receptors). With all the might of a thousand bacons he smacked the gelatinous jello with greasy goodness.
(UNLEASH GREASY JUSTICE UPON Muyōburobu, that's a valid move, right?)
"Destroy this damnable SLIME!!!"
(Normal attack with small calibur with MAX KO METER!!!)